Greetings all;
JRT,
I of course censored out the nasty and negative interviews, and sealed them into a time capsule which I then arranged to have rocketed into space, aimed at the farthest point that is presently reachable by current science techniques. My hope is that if vile alien invaders happen to find and decipher the Canajun dialect, they will be frightened into designating this planet as a place to be avoided at all costs, and will therefore leave us the hell alone.
Rainy, you are nearly correct, those who have experienced Olga are not only of one mind, but are actually of no mind.
Old Dux; no, say it isn't so!
I didn't really write that account! someone must have diabolically hacked into my password, that foul swine! It must have been SNAFU, who seems to be hiding out somewhere. A dead giveaway I'd say!