It was with much concern that I heard on the news today that the Cerne Abbas giant has become overgrown to the extent that he is in danger of disappearing altogether.
A team of volunteers has been assembled and they are busy re-deliniating and re-packing with chalk which will restore the old chap to his former glory.
Olga was among the first to volunteer on the proviso that she is allowed to work solely on certain parts of the giant's anatomy. Yes, JRT, you are ahead us. You of all people will know that she is a foot fetishist.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
