Folks,

Dux:

That new beermaid was not hiding in the broom closet as I had supposed. She had gone home to get something. Unfortunately for your little mousie that something was her father's custom crafted over and under 12 gauge shotgun. We really should screen these ladies more thoroughly. Who knew she was a Olympic gold medalist and champion clay pigeon shot?

The smoke has cleared now and the ringing in my ears has lessened somewhat but I cannot find anything of your beloved mouse. The 12" hole in the wall behind the bar where it was last seen sipping some spilt beer is however impossible to miss.... We'll make repairs and hold suitable services when you return. That mouse was a fine chap and a good mascot. I think an all night wake would certainly be in order...your treat of course.



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"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"

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