With the holidays coming on, what we need here are some dancing girls and free beer. There would be no end to the long line of merry posters queuing up to enter festive HWH Hall. Of course the girls would scandalize poor old Leroy, who as we all know, is the very soul of propriety.
Quite right Dux, the free beer would soon off-set any such feelings of impropriety. Can we all agree however that it is far too disturbing when Leroy has one gallon too many and dances Au Natural on a table top dressed only in the fancy cap of his Beef Eater's costume?
The last time that happened, Leroy jumped on a table, Olga took a swig of kerosene and blew it across a lit candle. The resulting shower of flame ignited the astonished Leroy's hat. Then, ripping off her uniform, Olga grabbed the helpless Leroy around his ample waist and joined in the flaming dance. At this point C51 lost his supper, Dux looked up from under the table and passed out cold, and I.....? Hmmmmm. I've drawn a blank here. I seem to remember backing through a door in horror and falling headlong down those 3,000 crumbling steps to the HWH archives. Will someone who was not fleeing for their life or fighting the blaze please fill in the blanks and tell me what I did next? I woke next morning terribly hung over and covered in bat bites.
Originally Registered January,2001 Member Number 3044
"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"
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