Folks,

We gotta call on the blower this afternoon from one Willy Wateritdoun the landlord of the Nasty Spittoon over in Lower Nickersville. Dux was there and in a desperate state indeed. A tad unsteady on his feet, he needed a ride back home said Willy. We immediately dispatched our retired Beefeater Leroy on the HWH British racing green motorcycle with bulletproof tires, concealed wetbar and streamlined sidecar. That was several hours ago. A completely potted Leroy just returned sans Dux, sans lorry, sans explanation. It may be 24 hours before he regains consciousness. We will keep you posted.