A completely new story. and I'll give you three LOLs for that!
Could there be a sequel to this tale with me confronting the Derbyshire Boxing Champion? If this is the same bloke that defeated our Jem Slamwell, forget it. Jem used to plough without a horse and he could lay 50 yards of dry-stone walling in one day - single handed. He also won the Annual Anvil Throwing Contest for 12 consecutive years and would pull a cageful of Glapwell coal-miners to the surface with his bare hands whenever the winch failed. Sod that for a lark. Count me out, and you certainly will be doing if I ever met up with him.
Email card on its way to your battered mailbox!
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
