Folks,

Dux:

LOL. Faced with ribald verse like that, one can only reply in kind if not quality. As we all know a Limerick has only five lines so this must be what is called a double Limmerick.... it might also be called several other less flattering things. I know nothing of doublets and triplets.

There once was a flyer named Dux
Who prided himself on his looks
He asked a young winch
To sit on his bench
Asked why, said he
As she bounced on his knee
‘Tis easy said Dux
She’s a beauty
She’s a blonde
And she f _ _ _ s

And for our cherished readers 'down unda"

There was a young lass from Australia
Who painted her ass like a Dahlia
The shape it was fine
And the color devine
But the aroma--well, that was a faihlia

Appologies offered in advance.