What a laugh! The vision of that party and 'Duxy' wallowing about under the table in a pig-sty of his own making is worth reading several times.
The real Dux appeared early next morning having been kept overnight while the Hurricane was undergoing pre-delivery modifications. He was of course non-plussed to learn that he had fallen foul of Olga again and that previous evening had been admitted to the station sick bay were he was supposed to have spent the night in an oxygen tent when in fact he had been at Nether Swampford MU all the time!
His immediate investigations soon revealed the truth of the matter and he could only sympathise with the poor ravaged Fritz when he visited him in wards 7, 8 and 9. Fritz has requested that he be sent back to Buckthumper's requisitioned Rectory were he can be assured of the necessary care. Under armed guard - in case IT turned up again - he was duly trundled out to the waiting meat-wagon....
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
