Folks,

Dux:

I was terribly offended. Yes, offended I say! Offended by the fact that you were referring to something fowl and NOT the swinging kind.... I was hoping for photos. It has been unseasonably cold for a bit here and I fear it will be months before we see another Bare Breasted Tail Twitcher down by the river.

I've attempted to send that recalcitrant greeting in e-mail form. It will lack all the bells and whistles of the .exe file but truly you haven't missed much. I sent it to the new address. It should be rattling around there shivering in your snow-covered mail box.