Folks,

Dux:

We knew you were lurking about just out of sight. It is relatively safe, Olga has taken three of the new chaps under her wing and they have wandered off into the bushes for some...er... field training. By now, the boys have already learned at least one good lesson. The screams have mostly stopped and the whimpering as well so Olga will be resting for at least another 30 minutes.

LOL. Excellent. Perhaps we should start a thread titled "Squawks"?

Here are 4 of my favorite squawks, I'm sure everyone has at least one:

Problem: "Test flight OK, except auto-landing was very rough."
Solution: "Auto-land is not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

Problem: "Bad smell in cockpit."
Solution: "Eat less beans."