You left me waaaay behind with all that technical jargon and troubleshooting procedure! I honestly can't say how I would have coped in those circumstances. Well done, old chap.
Er....no, JRT...I completely forgot about the diversionary address to be used only in the case of dire emergency. In fact I even instructed her to try the old fishing holes you frequent if no-one was available to sign for delivery. I did do right didn't I? If not, I suggest that you take your chances with the bears for a day or so. You know how determined she can be when her mind is made up. Sorry for any inconvenience pal.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'