JRT,

A remarkable offering - just off-the-cuff like that! Well done!

'Quality over quantity'...I agree entirely and insist that we strive to make such sentiment our lasting criterion. We can all post Yep! Sure! I agree! LOL! etc., and run up several posts in no time but extended posts of quality are surely more worthy of our forum?

To show my point by example:

A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison,
And had an affair with a Saracen;
She was not over-sexed,
Or jealous or vexed,
She just wanted to make a comparison.

Furthermore...

There was a young monarch called Ed,
Who took Mrs. Simpson to bed,
As they bounced up and down,
He said, "Bugger the crown!
We'll give it to Albert instead."

Finally...one for the wife and kiddies...

Said Wellington, "What's the location
Of this battle I've won for the nation?"
They replied, "Waterloo."
He said, "That'll do,
What a wonderful name for a station!"

And that's enough of that.