JRT, perhaps we should meet Dux at the pub and ruin his chances. Or he might buy us pints to shut us up - either way we win.
Dux, such is the life of a birder. The painful misses, and there are many, make the rare finds a cosmic moment.
I know better than to try and match Limerick wits with the masters. Those are two excellent ones. Well done lads. For the life of me I can only think of girls from St. Kitts or girls named Venus, but the punch lines seem to allude me. (wits? fits?.... seen us? genius? I give up)
Here is achallenge for you - complete a Limerick with this opening line:
There once was a lassy named Olga......
"you know you've done a wheels up landing when it takes full power to taxi."