Folks,

Dux:
OK. One last Limerick. It is 1 AM Wednesday. It has been a trying day and I'm kinda tired. These verses keep rolling around in my head bumping into all that other random stuff. If I type them out, perhaps I can get some sleep?

With Thanksgiving in mind:

A MAN WHO LIVED IN ALBUQUERQUE,
WAS ALLERGIC TO EATING COLD TURKEY
ONE SLICE ON HIS PLATE
CAUSED HIM TO GYRATE,
AND HIS MOVEMENTS GREW TERRIBLY JERKY!

Don't ask who wrote that. As the Pediatric intern said to the nursery attendant, pointing at little me blissfully filling my nappy...I don't know who is responsible for that one. No one in his right mind would claim it.