Note to Dux: When you return, please go down into the archives and take Olga some bathroom tissue. She broke into the paper files last night and has made a real mess down there. For some reason she only used my stories. It might be the softer paper or, yes, C51 I suppose it might be her way of giving my writing a less than subtle critique. That was rude of you to suggest.
Also, while you are down there Dux be a good lad and try and get her to leave. All that snoring and wind breaking is disturbing the vampire bats rest cycle. I have to go down there every day and, trust me, they are more than trouble enough when they've had all their sleep. Perhaps she might get a job? I hear there is a recent vacancy over at Madame Gelder's House of Pain.
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