To: Squadron Leader JRT's next of kin From:HMTK Buckingham Palace
It is with sincere regret that I must inform you that your idiot son single-handedly and with little ammunition, attacked a large flight of 109's over the Channel yesterday. Under these particular circumstances, it should be of no great surprise to you that he did not survive.
Continuing his run of bad luck, his parachute also failed to open. Your son was last seen defiantly offering an obscene gesture toward the enemy as he fell several thousand feet into a hog pen on a Royal Reserve. Several of the Crown's pedigreed hogs were severely traumatized and they had to be destroyed. The hefty bill for same should arrive in your post shortly.
Your Sovereign, Georgie REX
Originally Registered January,2001 Member Number 3044
"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"
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