Much to my chagrin I have to report that no such prize has been received thus far.
Perhaps a carrier pigeon would be more efficient, indeed, appropriate for this urgent despatch.
Is this the same prize that all the birders have been talking about? The one where I shall be staying at the exclusive Baghdad Hilton with unguided birding trips around Kirkuk and Helmand Province? Good-Ho! I can hardly wait...
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
