JRT,

I can't remember the title of the first Olga saga.

I'm sure you will recall that she was involved in a brawl at the vodka promotions counter during the Annual Tractor and Fanbelt Symposium.

Later, the Snud 14 took Molotov to Britain under the skilled pilotage of Colonel Bowelski, Olga's erstwhile boyfriend. Olga stowed away in this lumbering kite in order to avoid the wrath of the beastly Comrade Stalin. She made it up with Bowelski when they escaped into the Fens and she de-bagged the poor bugger in a barn.

There was also a highly libelous story about Stalin and how his personal habits were revealed when a packing case inventory detailing a blow-up Shirley Temple doll, a picture of the Archbishop of Canterbury, plus various items of chrome studed fetish wear etc., came to light.

Perhaps a more thorough search of the archive vaults will reveal this file. I will detail a detachment of Royal Marines Commandos to accompany you on this routine operation. Good luck - I know you can do it...