OK, ok. I can resist anything but temptation. Here is one I just squeezed right out of my own egg nog soaked gray matter just in time for Christmas giving.... Forgive me for squeezing.
There once was a lady from Brice Who skated and skated so nice One day when she skated Her timing was belated And the lady fell right on her ice
Hint: If you do give this for Christmas, you'll not only be a terrible cheapskate, you'll also be struck right off someone's 2008 Christmas card list.
Originally Registered January,2001 Member Number 3044
"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"
CELEBRATING EIGHTEEN YEARS and over 20 MILLION VIEWS on SNAFU's HWH thread- April 2019
