LOL! I am ordering that sterling silver chain and badge of office today. Lord Poet Laurette and Keeper of the Privy Chamber...Pot... or something like that. There seems to be a common theme in these well written little ditties of yours. Beyond the hilarious payoff at the ah....end.
Wifey just hates a wet seat, so even in the toilet, I always aim to please.... Unless incarceration or injury prevents it, I will be happy to recount all my experiences of the coming holiday, both culinary and gastronomic, save any profane words spoken, whispered or shouted, but not fit to print.
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"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"
CELEBRATING EIGHTEEN YEARS and over 20 MILLION VIEWS on SNAFU's HWH thread- April 2019