Good to see you are back and in an underdone condition after your escape from a hideous culinary demise! But what were you doing in darkest Africa? As if we can't find enough action over our beloved airfield, you have to go raungeing about upsetting a bunch of cannibals in far distant climes! Tribal games you say? Sounds like they were bound for a pea-knuckle contest using some carefully chosen bones taken from the remains of your good-self.
Yes indeed. The much fancied German side failed to produce the goals we were all expecting in that crucial semi-final and they will be crying in their steins today. Mind you...I picked Spain from the outset and predicted the draw with the USA. I also said if England didn't win their group and came second they would go out in the next match. Let us hope it will be a really good and entertaining contest, befitting of this coveted trophy.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
