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#4122051 - 05/19/1510:19 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 4,881RAF_Louvert
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
RAF_Louvert
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
Senior Member
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,881
L'Etoile du Nord
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Cavaliere57, you need only give us a few specific instances of your barmyness and we will be happy to consider your application. As example, I actually do have a WWI French uniforme de pilote d'avion standing in my flying room.
So, don't be shy, share some of your barmy with us and we can welcome yet another new member into our illustrious cadre.
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#4122091 - 05/19/1512:37 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Here you go MudWast,shooting some kind of explosive with a AR at 20 yards. It looked like those green night sticks that pack packers used with some sort of detination cord around it.
Edit, Seem the sound is out of sync but you get the idea.
Last edited by MFair; 05/19/1512:39 PM.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from either end. BOC Member since....I can't remember!
#4122377 - 05/20/1502:38 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 997HumanDrone
Just shoot me...
MFair, nothing like a good blast for some fun. Guys just have to blow thing up, it seems. As long as nobody gets hurt!
Now where's our barmy Italian applicant? Lou's still warmed up from his last round with the cricket bat, and the rest of us just want to get all gooned up again.
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#4122394 - 05/20/1504:06 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
I would like to line up (for the cricket bat) and report for duty.
A few points that I believe make me eligible to belong to this esteemed group include but are not limited to:
Whenever I get into a car I turn the steering wheel to make sure the ailerons are working.
Much to the enjoyment of my son but consternation of my girlfriend, I am unable to resist making daka daka sounds when over taking trucks (two seaters)on the road.
When drunk, if I fall over, I get back to my feet saying "Any landing you walk away from..."
There is a bridge across a river that divides the city where I live. Once I cross that bridge I start to keep a sharp eye out as I'm now in enemy territory; my ex wife lives there
Last edited by Smosh; 05/20/1504:49 AM.
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#4122436 - 05/20/1511:00 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
I think you have to leave 2 bottles of Lou's preferred adult beverage , one in each boot of his WWI pilots uniform , with all your credentials. I think. With all this partying it's getting hard to remember!
But I agree, you got it bad.....ain't it great! To Mistress's, Wifes, and Girlfriends. May they never meet!
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from either end. BOC Member since....I can't remember!
#4122458 - 05/20/1512:26 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,008MudWasp
Senior Member
I was a member of the Barmy OFFer's from the old forum. Does the membership still apply even iff'n you fly in another simulator, and you haven't been active lately with this or the other forum?
Barmy OFFer in questionable standing, maybe collapsed in a corner?
I figure, once Barmy, always Barmy! There is no cure!
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#4122784 - 05/21/1503:03 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Yeah I'm inflicting my WWI obsession on the crew at FlightGear nowadays. I've even got a psuedo historical WWI mod I'm developing for Belfort-Chaux, and just recently put in an airfield at Corcieux.
I think my fellow forum Airliner jocks don't get me. but they seem to like my screen shots.
Barmy OFFer in questionable standing, maybe collapsed in a corner?
OK this is my "cockpit apparel",but only for good weather situations,and my "flying machine" as well as my "observer" with her "mouthpiece" on.If you wanna see a collection of empty wine bottles also (and other various alcoholic liquids) just ask me! Is that enough? P.S. Sub/Sub Lieutenant Amanda,she's my granddaughter.
" In vino veritas "
#4122870 - 05/21/1512:10 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Nice collection of guitars there. Not that I can play one. Didn't Johnny 'Alliday 'ave a 'Arley? (my wife is allowed to make jokes about him as she is French herself but not a lover of yé yé music. (hope I got the accents right )
I would vote for you if those were banjos, but guitars I just don't know. I'm kidding, you have my vote. Your grand daughter is cute, I've never seen anyone on a Harley with a pacifier.
Member and provider of banjo music for the Illustrious BOC
#4123061 - 05/21/1508:39 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Nice collection of guitars there. Not that I can play one. Didn't Johnny 'Alliday 'ave a 'Arley? (my wife is allowed to make jokes about him as she is French herself but not a lover of yé yé music. (hope I got the accents right )
I don't know about Hallyday really,he was never my piece of cake,I play Jazz and Blues mainly But yes "ye ye" music was definitely a thing of the sixties
" In vino veritas "
#4123104 - 05/21/1511:26 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: Banjoman]
I would vote for you if those were banjos, but guitars I just don't know. I'm kidding, you have my vote. Your grand daughter is cute, I've never seen anyone on a Harley with a pacifier.
A friend of mine has a Bluegrass Band,guitar double bass mandolin banjo harp,good stuff,I can play something on a Banjo ,but I'm not very good in it,to be honest. ah..ah... you cannot really take the pacifier out of Amanda's mouth,without risking your life!!