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#3716834 - 01/13/13 12:13 AM Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet  
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#3716856 - 01/13/13 01:03 AM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Ranks right up there with the electric toothbrush!

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#3716898 - 01/13/13 02:43 AM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Yep, have been in that very same place, priceless technology. I think Washington also has them. My only gripe is that the seat it self is too small: I almost had to take turns to do either #2 or #1 inside, both at the same time is hard as hell! smile

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#3717207 - 01/13/13 08:02 PM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Yeah, I HATE O'Hare's toilets! I'm 6'4 and they're more suited for kids than adults I think. Sit down and my knees were in my chest...lol. Kind of cool technology though...saves time having to wipe down the seat.

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#3717208 - 01/13/13 08:07 PM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I like those toilets too...after you are done, remain seated and swipe your hand one more time and it will wipe your tush too. Great invention.
#3717462 - 01/14/13 05:36 AM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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The ending was.."Hey, I got a little kid with here, man."
That was in response to the guys proud "claim of his intentions"........the toilet had more class than he did, biggrin IMHO.

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#3717496 - 01/14/13 08:13 AM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Maybe a new thread : Do you Americans p*ss on the toilets seats ?

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#3717501 - 01/14/13 08:38 AM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Don't know about that, but I do know that many Chinese squat on the toilet seat.

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#3717530 - 01/14/13 11:31 AM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: kaa]  
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Originally Posted By: kaa
Maybe a new thread : Do you Americans p*ss on the toilets seats ?

Nah, O'Hare is one of those international airports so we have to make concessions.

The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
#3717614 - 01/14/13 03:16 PM Re: Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet [Re: Legend]  
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Originally Posted By: Legend
Don't know about that, but I do know that many Chinese squat on the toilet seat.

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Is that similar to a sumo wrestler squat?

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