I really want to know if one of you chaps have hidden my new HD... I suspect the postie brought it yesterday and one of you jokers have hidden it somewhere in the mess!
Be a good egg and let me have it... that way I will be joining you lot on patrol instead of stooging around dispersal looking miserable.
I know it was despatched from Group two days ago, and as soon as the Erks fit it into my kite I'll be up with you lot making jerry miserable instead... so come on... give!

Err. Not me. I got an alibi.

You have a chit for it right? You know you need a chit? Nobody in the RAF will lift a finger for you until you present your chit. I suggest you visit Mt Bumph and present your chit.

Err, Pilot Officer Pilto... May I call you Ace?... rest assured I have a huge chit, (or is that my bar chit?... never mind)... in fact I have more chits than a big bag of chitty things!

Get back to the mess and mop up you miserable sod, hanging around dispersal like a lost bloody child at a pub.Now nick off, there's a war on you know!

I sincerely hope you have a license for all those chits or the chit inspector will have you over a barrel.

Right you lot, when they said you belonged to the Barmy Officers Club I didn't believe them!
Always playing pranks, horsing around, and above all, never leave anything lying around or it will go for a walk... now, obviously my HD went for a little stroll, but one of you blighters must have thought it would be hilarious to put it in Wrinkly Prunes pigeon hole instead of mine!
So, while the erks get it installed, the CO has given me the night off, and that means I get to see Maisy at 'The Black Swan', while you lot get to do flare path markers all night... Bung Ho chaps!

Don't forget the umbrella old chap, Maisy has more kills than the squadron combined!

On a more serious note... now my new 4 TB HD is installed, I have purchased the game and will get it installed and configured during tomorrow