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Time to make it all official then. Listen up you lot! We welcome two more into our ranks as both Cavaliere57 and Smosh, after displaying lapses in good judgement and common sense by asking to join our cadre, are now indeed gentlemen of questionable standing and shall be treated as such. BARKEEP! Two more bar tabs have just been created and must be abused, as must their soon-to-be debtors. Robert, the cricket bat if you will. BWOC BWOC BWOC!
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And may I add, A toast to all! I feel safe in announcing that shortly it won't only be the cricket bat that is pickled!
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#4124136 - 05/24/1510:32 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 4,881RAF_Louvert
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
RAF_Louvert
BOC President; Pilot Extraordinaire; Humble Man
Senior Member
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 4,881
L'Etoile du Nord
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Quite true Robert, assuming we've all done it up properly.
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Three RFC Brass Hats were strolling down a street in London. Two walked into a bar, the third one ducked. _________________________________________________________________________
Former Cold War Warrior, USAF Security Service 1974-1978, E-4, Morse Systems Intercept, England, Europe, and points above. "pippy-pahpah-pippy pah-pip-pah"
#4124148 - 05/24/1511:27 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Seems I just came in at the right time! My congratulations, gentlemen, on your new memberships! And now let's see, if we can drink you dry! BWOC BWOC BWOC!!!
Vice-President of the BOC (Barmy OFFers Club) Member of the 'Albatros Aviators Club' - "We know how to die with Style!"
#4124338 - 05/24/1509:01 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Ok this round's on my tab, you all keep clucking, I'ma gonna go outside and shout at the moon.. "..... woof, woof, woof,....Contact! ........ Woof! Woof! Woff!
But probably not all in that order, Oh, did you say order? I'll have another..
Barmy OFFer in questionable standing, maybe collapsed in a corner?
Okay, Lewis. I'll take you up on that drink. I'll be the geriatric naked chap at the bar wearing riding boots and a fez. By the way, watch out for the others around here. They're a little eccentric.
#4124846 - 05/26/1512:56 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: Lewis]
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,815Rick_Rawlings
Senior Member
Ok this round's on my tab, you all keep clucking, I'ma gonna go outside and shout at the moon.. "..... woof, woof, woof,....Contact! ........ Woof! Woof! Woff!
But probably not all in that order, Oh, did you say order? I'll have another..
Super...now look what you've done!
The older I get, the more I realize I don't need to be Han, Luke or Leia. I'm just happy to be rebel scum...
#4124869 - 05/26/1502:18 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 997HumanDrone
Just shoot me...
I thought I said shout not shout, er shooot............ now lookie, what one of youze done, Some,.... er somebodys gonna have to go up there,.......... an' spackle all those little holes, inna moon. It's not gonna be me, I'm too unsteady as,...........well I'm not standing. Fer no moon being fulla holes,.....that's just silly.
You... you just go ahead. Just go fire up the Fee, fly the hell up there, and you try an stand ona edge of the coaming and try an spackle all those bullet holes inna 70 knot wind.......inner face. While trying to spackle b, bullet holes, inna damn holey moon.
all Barmy! every single one uhya...... fer shooting up the poor moon....
Barmy OFFer in questionable standing, maybe collapsed in a corner?
I thought I said shout not shout, er shooot............ now lookie, what one of youze done, Some,.... er somebodys gonna have to go up there,.......... an' spackle all those little holes, inna moon. It's not gonna be me, I'm too unsteady as,...........well I'm not standing. Fer no moon being fulla holes,.....that's just silly.
You... you just go ahead. Just go fire up the Fee, fly the hell up there, and you try an stand ona edge of the coaming and try an spackle all those bullet holes inna 70 knot wind.......inner face. While trying to spackle b, bullet holes, inna damn holey moon.
all Barmy! every single one uhya...... fer shooting up the poor moon....
You did say shout, but I read shoot... anyway, we all know how things can escalate when drunk shouting starts!
The older I get, the more I realize I don't need to be Han, Luke or Leia. I'm just happy to be rebel scum...
#4126227 - 05/28/1511:47 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,008MudWasp
Senior Member
...I decided to go on a twilight beer run after tilling. Ran into a goat farmer that lives nearby when I hit the Inn/Tavern Bear Lake PA. Aall on the 5's for him for me check it out...I'lll do that. A goat is nothing more than a small deer in my mind for size...but those ears like a Hound Dog. Less mowing too...I'm a good butcher...
MOON.... that spells a good beer run, hellos, and something ODD to investigate.
IOOF...
#4126339 - 05/29/1506:59 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,008MudWasp
Senior Member
Damm clouds had me down on my spear frog hunt. Then they broke so i could see better. Much is done by sound and silience, but I love spearing in the moonlight. MOON....does that spell manic? Stayed up way to long and still want to rrrRock & Roll. While I was standing on a mound in the total dark, Watchtower was Playing in my head.
Loud, Drunk, and still Awake....
#4128878 - 06/04/1505:28 AMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,008MudWasp
Senior Member
Tonight I'm Dancing.......but I'm quiet with headphones on... MOON is Waning...Beaver travel trough the swamp and remind me of submarines...22 worked great when the state gave me permit to do so. Trapping I didn't care for...when I kill I like to see it then and there and react to make the kill clean and quick. I don't want my prey to suffer, traps bother me some in the way death comes.
I like the swamp by moonlight... Might go Longbow...kept on my back when trident hunting frogs. Being a Granpa reminds of being a kid, I'm rusty at being a kid...have to work on that.
A tune I'm in the mood for about moons. Hope a big Harvest Moon comes my way fall, and for all of you too.