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HA! I feel like Grandpa McCoy after a hard day's work, that's for sure. We sit out on our swing before we head in, and by the time I get up I've stiffened up so bad, and so many times I've fetched my arms up the way he used to and imitated him, "Well, little Luke, I guess we'd best be headin' in - if I could just get this pitchfork outta my ***!"
I don't know where you're located, but any more, with coyotes and bigger cats making a comeback, it's probably a good idea to keep a shotgun handy, maybe even just like the old West, in your saddle! Criminee, I'm in an area that's not really rural, patches of woods and housing plans, and we have coyotes here!
HumanDrone,coyotes we have plenty of. You can sit on the porch and here their song every night. Black bears are making a comeback. You hear rumors of big cats but no proof. Located in the deep south USA. as for keeping a 6 shooter in the saddle, you can shoot off 4 of my 5 mounts. If you have ever tried Cowboy Mounted Shooting it is a rush! FYI, you can shoot off of any horse......Once!
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#4071173 - 01/29/1502:07 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: MFair]
Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 7,993Robert_Wiggins
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MFair, that saloon is brilliant! I'd just want to sit there all day with a shotgun saying things like "Keep movin' stranger, if'n ye know what's good fer ye."
Raine and Humandrone,if you look closer at the picture there is a double barrel 12 gauge sitting next to me. I have been known to act a bit like Yosemite Sam after too many drinks but that was some time ago. Now it's more like " Grandpa" on " The Real McCoys".
I noticed the "coach gun" as I call it. Does it have side hammers or is it a box lock?
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#4071197 - 01/29/1502:45 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: MFair]
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,815Rick_Rawlings
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HA! I feel like Grandpa McCoy after a hard day's work, that's for sure. We sit out on our swing before we head in, and by the time I get up I've stiffened up so bad, and so many times I've fetched my arms up the way he used to and imitated him, "Well, little Luke, I guess we'd best be headin' in - if I could just get this pitchfork outta my ***!"
I don't know where you're located, but any more, with coyotes and bigger cats making a comeback, it's probably a good idea to keep a shotgun handy, maybe even just like the old West, in your saddle! Criminee, I'm in an area that's not really rural, patches of woods and housing plans, and we have coyotes here!
HumanDrone,coyotes we have plenty of. You can sit on the porch and here their song every night. Black bears are making a comeback. You hear rumors of big cats but no proof. Located in the deep south USA. as for keeping a 6 shooter in the saddle, you can shoot off 4 of my 5 mounts. If you have ever tried Cowboy Mounted Shooting it is a rush! FYI, you can shoot off of any horse......Once!
FYI, you can shoot off of any horse......Once!
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#4071278 - 01/29/1504:25 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
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All this talk of horses and the earlier mention of Yosemite Sam reminded me of the following cartoon. While Sam is showing off his riding and handling skills vis-à-vis a 'ship of the desert', (and an elephant), I've a hunch he applies the same methods to horses.
Gawd, these old cartoons still make me split a side!
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#4071327 - 01/29/1506:05 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Lou,that took me back a few years. Saturday morning cartoon with my brothers. Robert,too funny, and I don't recall which one I had with me on that day as I have one hammered and one box lock. Down south only the short ones we call coach guns.
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#4071389 - 01/29/1507:39 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 997HumanDrone
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All this talk of horses and the earlier mention of Yosemite Sam reminded me of the following cartoon. While Sam is showing off his riding and handling skills vis-à-vis a 'ship of the desert', (and an elephant), I've a hunch he applies the same methods to horses.
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Gawd, these old cartoons still make me split a side!
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You ain't just kidding! They are about the best ever made, I just roar with laughter. Do you recall some group of handkerchief-wringing busybodies getting their knickers all twisted up about how violent they were?
So now we have Dragonball-Z and the like... what an improvement...
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#4121751 - 05/18/1507:55 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
I was informed by Lou that I needed to submit an official application to join the illustrious Barmy OFFers club, this is my official notice.
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#4121764 - 05/18/1508:14 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 4,881RAF_Louvert
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But Banjoman, what are your qualifications?
HEE HAW! It's most definitely an "aye" from me. Vice President Olham, Vice President Dej, what say either or both of you? Members of questionable standing, what say any or all of you? Is this man barmy enough?
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#4121773 - 05/18/1508:32 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,008MudWasp
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He spends too much time thinking about WOFF.... that is good enough for me, a questionable member, often questioned by SWMBO when I explain what I DiD today
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#4121781 - 05/18/1508:41 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
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"what I DiD today" - that one made me laugh out loud, MudWasp. Did She Who Must Be Obeyed find the humour in it? (he asked knowing full well what the answer was)
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#4121786 - 05/18/1508:48 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
I got just enough accomplished around the old shack that SWMBO didn't bat an eye.
Speaking of shacks....MFair....I didn't see those pics of yours until today. Mighty Fine club house Hey, do you shoot a black powder percussion cap revolver, or ever done so? I like them once in awhile. on the chaps and hat
#4121790 - 05/18/1508:55 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
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#4121814 - 05/18/1509:25 PMRe: The Barmy OFFers Club: Have you what it takes to be one of the daft, the touched, the Barmy?
[Re: RAF_Louvert]
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 4,881RAF_Louvert
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Originally Posted By: Banjoman
If accepted, I promise to fly under a towel or blanket while wearing two sweaters.
All well and good, but will you also set up a small fan to blow regular spritzes of castor oil, supplied by a cobbled windshield washer/nozzle assembly, into your face as you fly your WOFF sorties? Hmmmmmmmm?
Oh, forgot to add, I love banjo music.
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