Who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand.

Since he made someone fall in love with you, I'm assuming he's a powerful wizard. Must be Gandalf.



The Jedi Master

Ok, now I think I'm lost with this thread discussion.

Gandalf - the old wizard that lived in the desert that sent Luke on his adventure over the rainbow. Turns out the tin man was also the coward in that version, though. No dragons, though in the third movie there was a bunch of furry dwarves that had a big battle.

It was just one, played by Peter Dinklage, it just seemed like you saw him everywhere.



The Jedi Master

I don't always need help finding my way around the internet.

But when I do, I call Matt Wagner.

Blues Project sang Two Trains Runnin'.

But 'Trane played Giant Steps.

Matt Wagner did not write the Ring Cycle.

But did he write Tannhauser?

No, but legend has it that he rode with the Valkyries once.

Mandatory posting of the greatest Looney Tunes short ever,

When you need a new cooling unit delivered, rely on the Trane Train.




The Jedi Master

And was in Suicide Kings.

Yeah, that was fun! Ride during the day, party at night. Matt could do great imitations of Royalty - you should see his "Queen Victoria". But, faithful nephew that he was, every day after the ride and before the partying, he sat down and wrote a letter to his uncle Richard.

but did he see the C-beams glitter?

Rutger Hauer is Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg in the Gary Glitter story!

Learn how the abortive coup against Hitler led to the creation of the greatest arena rock anthem of the 20th century!





The Jedi Master

So to sum it up so far...

Some guy posts here in CH for info from Matt Wagner on DCS World, RSVP no less via PM. The Illuminati somehow got involved along with Kate Upton, her boobs and Lois Lerner, then an otorhinolaryngologist from Calgon took her away.

A batch of flying pancakes showed up with photos of old girlfriends which were somehow eaten by a giraffe in a big building called a hospital. 3 posts about horses and stables followed by more hoarse and German Chocolate related stuff.

Elvis showed up, or didn't, with Sade to feed some Christians to lions in a pit infested with Pythons and a few gun nuts.

A few cute little kittens tried to turn the tide, but the Battle of Pharsalus was still lost, possibly due to underinflated footballs. An irate member tried to clean it all up, but Tidy Bowl seems overrated, not underinflated.

After pondering whether a language really dies if there is no one around in a Tesla to listen to it, we hear about Nigerians and soap....not necessarily in that order, or even related to each other.

Someone mentioned Homeland security, so I left for a few days and hid in the Walmart secret tunnels until a Black helicopter brought me back with some broccoli.

Somebody Ram-a-Rammed a ding dong (was it Sister Rae?) and Little Italy went berserk....until somebody mentioned Bon Jovi.

Pretty much a Trane (train) wreck so far, hopefully with the help of Bugs Bunny we'll get back on topic,

Matt, can you please tell Yoda to call me? Thanks!

I thought Tesla was a crappy 80's band?

@Nixer: you forgot the Most Interesting Man in the World also showed up...