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Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!

Posted By: Dunolde

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/13/15 08:56 PM

RSVP via private message. This concerns a problem with Eagle Dynamics/DCS World. Thanks.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/13/15 09:11 PM

popcorn
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/13/15 10:00 PM

I need Lois Lerner to contact me ASAP, I need help with my taxes!
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/13/15 10:11 PM

I need Candice Swanepoel to contact me!

I need help picking out lingerie for my wife.
Posted By: tomcat

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/13/15 10:31 PM

When you're talking to Matt tell him we are excited for Edge to come out!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 11:59 AM

I need the Illuminati to contact me!

I need to KNOW.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 12:01 PM

Well, I totally need to talk to Kate Upton.
Just in case.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 12:24 PM

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!



behindcouch
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 12:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master

I need to KNOW.




The Jedi Master
Just buy the latest issue of the National Enquirer.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 01:06 PM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
Well, I totally need to talk to Kate Upton.
Just in case.



You want to talk?

That's probably the least interesting thing you could do with her.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 01:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Originally Posted By: komemiute
Well, I totally need to talk to Kate Upton.
Just in case.



You want to talk?

That's probably the least interesting thing you could do with her.



The Jedi Master


Pal, I'm forty while she's in her early twenties.
Plus, I'm married. And I have two wonderful kids.

I'd be more than happy to just talk to her. smile

I'm not a fighter pilot, I'm a simmer.
Difference is, I KNOW my limits. wink


*cough cough* My wife knows this forum board *cough cough*
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 01:42 PM

At least make her wash your car in the summer, you know something INTERESTING.
I'd bet bad money that talking with her would be like trying to convince the giraffe at the zoo to dance to I Like to Move It. Lots of blank stares.


The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 01:45 PM

Posted By: Raw Kryptonite

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 02:02 PM

Possibly the most CH thread of all time. Makes no sense and even the hijacks got hijacked. LOL
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 02:02 PM

komemiute can ask Kate if she actually plays that stupid "Game of War" game.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 02:27 PM

Pfft, there's IMDB for that...


I totally want to ask HOW whe manage that perfect kajal applique!
Those eyes are SO totally her.

duck



EDIT: O.M.G. I didn't KNOW! jawdrop I'm totally going to play that one- what a massive... ehrm... ad!
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 02:36 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
komemiute can ask Kate if she actually plays that stupid "Game of War" game.


winner
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 02:38 PM

OK ok, I think I have to- send me a plane ticket...
Posted By: GrayGhost

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 02:46 PM

Put in a support ticket:

http://www.digitalcombatsimulator.com/en/support/

Wags doesn't follow SimHQ, and doesn't do support as far as I know.

Originally Posted By: Dunolde
RSVP via private message. This concerns a problem with Eagle Dynamics/DCS World. Thanks.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 03:28 PM

my sinus are troubling me.

I am going to see an otorhinolaryngologist.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 04:27 PM

Calgon, take me away!
Posted By: SkateZilla

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 04:29 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
komemiute can ask Kate if she actually plays that stupid "Game of War" game.


She does.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 04:38 PM

Ask Kate if her breasteses are real.

Make sure you ask for a sample just to be sure.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
Ask Kate if her breasteses are real.

Make sure you ask for a sample just to be sure.


That's still a mystery to me. They look real but yet it seems like they've grown a lot over the past 2-3 years. I thought girls went through puberty at a younger age??
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 05:17 PM

I am on my way.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 05:45 PM

Uhm. Ehrm... was was the original topic?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 07:32 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: CG2015
Ask Kate if her breasteses are real.

Make sure you ask for a sample just to be sure.


That's still a mystery to me. They look real but yet it seems like they've grown a lot over the past 2-3 years. I thought girls went through puberty at a younger age??


There are two things to consider:
One, clothing makes a difference. The corset she's wearing in that dumb commercial is like a metal push-up bra, so it's emphasizing what didn't need any emphasizing.
Two, some women actually have the equivalent of some animals' teeth for breast tissue...they never stop growing. I know of several women who when looking at pictures from their 20s, 30s, and 40s, show a consistent increase in breast size that would've required multiple world-class surgeries to do artificially in such a gradual manner and still appear even close to real. Yet in their cases you can tell by the "pancake" effect when they lie down that they're real, plus as they get older they're getting sag that fake ones don't.

So a gradual increase isn't unusual, being larger in your later years isn't unusual (especially if childbirth is involved, but even without), but the bizarre notion that large breasts MUST be fake is unusual.
It's like people WANT to believe they're fake, that being real is too good to be true or something. As it is they've usually got vapid personalities and a voice that shatters glass, why must they have had that surgery? Often you'll find they did have a nose job or chin lift or some other thing that no one guesses or comments on, but instead everyone harps on how what IS real is fake?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 07:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
I am on my way.


I am back.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 09:17 PM

Did you bring some pancakes?
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/14/15 10:03 PM

When I was in High School in 10th grade, I dated a girl who was a Freshman.

She was 14 at the time, she had no breasts and she was only 5 6.

6 months later when the school year was over, she went to California for the entire summer vacation to spend time with her dying grandmother.

When I saw her again 3 months later in September, she had grown taller to 5 10 and her breasts had grown from size A to 36 D.

This was 1982. She was 15. She didn't get breast implants.

I did find out later in person hands on that they were real and they were magnificent!

We have still kept in touch these past 33 years.

I am married now and so is she.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 12:23 AM

Originally Posted By: Dart
Did you bring some pancakes?


yes, my otorhinolaryngologist takes special pride in his pancakes, which is why I went to see him.
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 12:44 AM

The End
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 12:56 AM

is near
Posted By: Timothy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 02:26 AM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Originally Posted By: komemiute
Well, I totally need to talk to Kate Upton.
Just in case.



You want to talk?

That's probably the least interesting thing you could do with her.



The Jedi Master


Pal, I'm forty while she's in her early twenties.
Plus, I'm married. And I have two wonderful kids.

I'd be more than happy to just talk to her. smile

I'm not a fighter pilot, I'm a simmer.
Difference is, I KNOW my limits. wink


*cough cough* My wife knows this forum board *cough cough*


Offer to share with your wife....Tell her it'd be fun!
Posted By: NavyNuke99

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 02:41 AM

Originally Posted By: Timothy
Originally Posted By: komemiute
Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Originally Posted By: komemiute
Well, I totally need to talk to Kate Upton.
Just in case.



You want to talk?

That's probably the least interesting thing you could do with her.



The Jedi Master


Pal, I'm forty while she's in her early twenties.
Plus, I'm married. And I have two wonderful kids.

I'd be more than happy to just talk to her. smile

I'm not a fighter pilot, I'm a simmer.
Difference is, I KNOW my limits. wink


*cough cough* My wife knows this forum board *cough cough*


Offer to share with your wife....Tell her it'd be fun!


And by "share with your wife," of course Timothy means a nice cup of tea and pleasant conversation...
Posted By: SkateZilla

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 03:12 AM

And this is why no one from ED takes this site seriously anymore. <shrug>
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 04:08 AM

I know, right? We never saw any pancakes, so how can we be sure?
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 05:16 AM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
When I was in High School in 10th grade, I dated a girl who was a Freshman.

She was 14 at the time, she had no breasts and she was only 5 6.

6 months later when the school year was over, she went to California for the entire summer vacation to spend time with her dying grandmother.

When I saw her again 3 months later in September, she had grown taller to 5 10 and her breasts had grown from size A to 36 D.

This was 1982. She was 15. She didn't get breast implants.

I did find out later in person hands on that they were real and they were magnificent!

We have still kept in touch these past 33 years.

I am married now and so is she.


Pics or it didn't happen.

postcount
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 05:23 AM

At least we never seen Cthulhu either.
That MUST count towards something good.
Posted By: Force10

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 06:09 AM

Originally Posted By: SkateZilla
And this is why no one from ED takes this site seriously anymore. <shrug>



I wouldn't expect ED to take this site seriously when they don't even take their paying customers concerns seriously.

Just keep em' in the dark and string em' along for years. thumbsup
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 10:36 AM

This just might be my favorite SimHQ thread in years.

BTW, I need to talk to Nolan Bushnell about "E.T., the Game". It's so awesome I have to change my panties twice a day. But its too hard and the FBI is way overmodeled.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 10:43 AM

Originally Posted By: Dart
I know, right? We never saw any pancakes, so how can we be sure?


sorry I ate them all.

another day, another morning - time for breakfast.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 10:46 AM

Wasn't there a Flying Pancake in the 1940s? Will DCS model that? Matt, we need your help!
Posted By: WhoCares

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 10:57 AM

Originally Posted By: Falstar
Originally Posted By: CG2015
...
I did find out later in person hands on that they were real and they were magnificent!

We have still kept in touch these past 33 years.
...


Pics or it didn't happen.

...

Considering that he kept in touch for 33 years, I'd imagine that proving pictures would have his hand in the way, no?!
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 11:02 AM

I only have her recent photos.

I don't have any photos of her from when she was in High School before she bosomed out.

I do have a photo of her from her Senior Year picture that she gave me for my wallet back then.

She is now almost 48, why do you even want photos of her?

Her niece who was just 2 years old last time I saw her (her sister's kid) is now 19 and looks better than her.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 11:28 AM

I have some photos of an old girlfriend, she is very good looking - I took them in 1990, she is 26 years older now, I wonder, is this a coincidence ?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 12:38 PM

No, if you took them in 1990 math dictates she would be 26 years older now. There is no coincidence.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 12:43 PM

I am still the same age I was 26 years ago biggrin
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 12:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
I have some photos of an old girlfriend, she is very good looking - I took them in 1990, she is 26 years older now, I wonder, is this a coincidence ?


Only way to know is to post them here...
duck
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 01:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
I am still the same age I was 26 years ago biggrin


If you're going that fast to the speed of light, I'm amazed your red-shifted communications are working with SimHQ. This is running non-relativistic UBB.threads PHP Forum software.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 01:40 PM

Quote:

She is now almost 48, why do you even want photos of her?


Because Internet, of course!

Flying pancakes? Kate Upton on a treadmill? But they're only pancakes when she lays down. Makes no sense.

We need Matt Wagner to sort it out. Or Robert Wagner. For entirely different reasons.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 01:41 PM

Help us, RJ! We found Natalie Wood is still alive, time to finish the job!
Yeah, I went there.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 01:43 PM



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Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 01:52 PM

Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 02:07 PM

Mods:

Make this a sticky PLEASE! It's just too good.

band
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 02:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
I am still the same age I was 26 years ago biggrin


If you're going that fast to the speed of light, I'm amazed your red-shifted communications are working with SimHQ. This is running non-relativistic UBB.threads PHP Forum software.

The Jedi Master


there is a simple explanation : I traveled back in time.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 06:09 PM

So you're theoretically younger than yourself,
according to you.

The only beings capable of such are women of 38 years of age.

They stay so for ten years and eventually they are 36!

Ask my mother's sister.
Posted By: Mechanus

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 06:22 PM

Here is a phrase which surprises me that it actually caught on in normal conversational speech: "Here are pictures of me when I was younger."


Still:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discob...s/#.VS6ro0vDFFw
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 06:32 PM

Did everything just taste purple for a second?
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 06:38 PM

Say Tommy... have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 07:09 PM







biggrin
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 07:25 PM

We need to get her to a hospital
Posted By: Moses

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 07:30 PM

whats a hospital
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 07:31 PM

Cream?
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 07:35 PM

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 09:12 PM

It's a Moral Imperative to keep this thread running.

And remember the name of the Original Poster: Me.
Posted By: Mechanus

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 09:19 PM

http://www.magnumicecream.com
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 09:20 PM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
So you're theoretically younger than yourself,
according to you.

The only beings capable of such are women of 38 years of age.

They stay so for ten years and eventually they are 36!

Ask my mother's sister.


every woman I know looks younger than her age smile wink
Posted By: Force10

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 09:30 PM

Mechanus,

You might want to think about removing that pic …or at least editing out the curse word before a Community Hall moderator sees it. I got in trouble for doing the same thing last year.

Friendly advice wink
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/15/15 09:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
Originally Posted By: komemiute
So you're theoretically younger than yourself,
according to you.

The only beings capable of such are women of 38 years of age.

They stay so for ten years and eventually they are 36!

Ask my mother's sister.


every woman I know looks younger than her age smile wink


But that's because they DO! yep
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 01:59 AM

It seems I ran out of friends to add in Facebook. Now I've resorted to adding family. How sad it that!
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 02:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Legend
It seems I ran out of friends to add in Facebook. Now I've resorted to adding family. How sad it that!


Check with Hillary. She seems to have some kind of bot that will get you millions of friends and likes.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 12:09 PM

I can't imagine that many people "liked" Hillary Swank. She kind of looks like a horse.

Originally Posted By: komemiute
It's a Moral Imperative to keep this thread running.

And remember the name of the Original Poster: Me.


Ok, let's all thank me!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 12:41 PM

Talking about horses...

The wife of a friend of mine works in the E.R. of the town hospital:

She told us that this guy came in walking oddly- a quick exam determined he had several plastic horses up his... insides. They quickly put him prone and prepared him for the removal but it will take half an hour to... finish

Luckily the doctor described his condition as "Stable"...

...

..

.

Got it? Stable.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 12:45 PM

Talking about horses...

The wife of a friend of mine works in the E.R. of the town hospital:

She told us that this guy came in walking oddly- a quick exam determined he had several plastic horses up his... insides. They quickly put him prone and prepared him for the removal but it will take half an hour to... finish

Luckily the doctor described his condition as "Stable"...

...

..

.

Got it? Stable .


rofl
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 12:48 PM

Talking about horses...

The wife of a friend of mine works in the E.R. of the town hospital:

She told us that this guy came in walking oddly- a quick exam determined he had several plastic horses up his... insides. They quickly put him prone and prepared him for the removal but it will take half an hour to... finish

Luckily the doctor described his condition as "Stable"...

...

..

.

Got it? Stable .


rofl
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 12:52 PM

Sorry for the triple post.
Was about to remove the extra ones- but they go pretty well with the tone of the thread... duck
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 01:01 PM

Multipoooost



You've won the thread
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 01:05 PM

I don't get it.

Try posting it again.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 01:12 PM

Don't do that, then I need to scour YouTube for a Megakill video.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 01:35 PM

Well, believe it or not that guy went to the doctor because he was not feeling well, before hitting the Hospital E.R., but that incompetent told the poor guy he was just a little hoarse...

Got that?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 01:49 PM





The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 01:57 PM

Hehehehe, bull's eye. wink
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 02:02 PM

I don't know about you, but I know a little German.






The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 02:05 PM

That would be "Ich kenne ein klein Deutsch".
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 02:40 PM

[quote=Jedi Master]I don't know about you, but I know a little Germ
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 02:46 PM

Did someone say germ?

Posted By: TankerWade

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 03:09 PM

Hey if I am not here when Wags get here can someone ask him why there is no German Vanilla? I mean there is French Vanilla and German Chocolate but no German Vanilla. It would seem like that is something German culinary scientists could reverse engineer. It's not exactly a lead computing gunsite, if you know what I mean..

You know what, never mind. I'll just stick around until he gets here.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 03:17 PM

German Chocolate is the superior flavor. (too soon?)
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 03:17 PM

I am home now
I was not at home
I am waiting now some documents
I can do some skins
while I wait
at home.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 03:34 PM

What's funny is that in Germany there's no such thing as "German Chocolate Cake".
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 03:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
German Chocolate is the superior flavor. (too soon?)


winkngrin
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 04:07 PM

I hope everybody is aware how utterly pointless and childish this whole thread is.
.
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.
.
carry on.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 04:52 PM

I would carry on but I checked my luggage at the counter when I got my boarding pass.
Posted By: TankerWade

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 05:28 PM

Here is a picture of the 2014 Vermont Gubernatorial debate -




Three of these candidates had no shot at election..they are also wearing ties..
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 05:40 PM

LOL!!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/16/15 08:07 PM

I think George RR Martin on the left should win, his ideas would revolutionize the state.

Of course, it would delay the final two books!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 01:39 AM

I think it must have been very helpful that one candidate came dressed as an early '60's TV test pattern.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 04:52 AM

Elvis...I know you're out there! Please PM me as soon as you see this, damnit!
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 05:04 AM

How is his thread still going.


Guess that says something...Or ya...
Posted By: Mechanus

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 05:24 AM

Watch how Sade looks slightly irritated when she finds her boyfriend's gun in the glovebox. That means she's actually turned on by it. She doesn't yell at him or gets freaked out, she goes with it. That in a nutshell is the kind of mystery and adventure that women crave. She's singing how she doesn't even deserve him. This guy is for real.

Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 05:30 AM

It's the reincarnation of the Last Word thread!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:04 AM

Why did the Roman Empire change from a pagan to a monotheistic religion within the span of just a couple of centuries?

Discuss!
Posted By: mikew

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:20 AM

Replace 'Roman Empire' with 'Western Civilisation' and we're in a similar situation now, except with a different monotheistic religion.
Once a religion gets to a certain critical mass, then the 'empire' has no real choice except to try and control it by embracing it, as Constantine did.
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:30 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Why did the Roman Empire change from a pagan to a monotheistic religion within the span of just a couple of centuries?

Discuss!


Oh lord, where did that come from.

Yep, simply to many Christians to feed to the lions. Better and easier to just go with the flow.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:44 AM

I've been playing Total War: Attila a lot for the past couple of months so I've been on a history of the Roman Empire kick for a while.
Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:45 AM

I hope you lot are pleased with yourselves.

How is the op ever going to get a pm from wags after what's been done to his thread?

There's barely been any python references so far, apart from a little German.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:48 AM

Posted By: Top Gun

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 12:15 PM

Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 12:16 PM

'Tis but a flesh wound!
Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 12:44 PM

Come on chaps, this is getting silly.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 12:52 PM

You're silly, I'm a Tier 1 operator.

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 12:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
You're silly, I'm a Tier 1 operator.

I'm sure Chuck Norris would eat that guy for breakfast. biggrin
Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 01:03 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Peally
You're silly, I'm a Tier 1 operator.

I'm sure Chuck Norris would eat that guy for breakfast. biggrin


I´m not entirely sure a roundhouse kick beats a roundhouse shootout. I could definatly see this move originating in some deleted texas ranger scenes..


back on topic: I need Putin and Obama to PM me... I´m stuck at that cold war game again.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 01:29 PM

Sade wasn't irritated by finding the Ruger .357 revolver in the glove box. She was just disappointed there wasn't a full box of shells behind it.

And that it wasn't an M1911.

Sam Colt, I need your help!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 01:29 PM

That was ridiculous, this is some badassery:





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 01:37 PM



For the record Pac Macnamara is actually a skilled and weathered soldier. Ex-delta and all that.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 02:01 PM

Well I'm Baby Seal 6.
I can get clubbed a lot.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 02:44 PM

Really? I'd of thought the bouncer would never let you in based on age.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 02:54 PM

Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 03:54 PM

No, it's SAVE the whales.

I've been saving one for several years and it's got really smelly.
Posted By: Mechanus

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 04:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
Sade wasn't irritated by finding the Ruger .357 revolver in the glove box. She was just disappointed there wasn't a full box of shells behind it.

And that it wasn't an M1911.

Sam Colt, I need your help!


Remember- she's not leaving. That's the key. Normally, we think that if something is irritating, we just get away from it. But under the 'laws of attraction,' this sort of logic doesn't apply. You do something that appears to be annoying to a girl, but she still hangs around, you're actually in her head. You have the power to bother her and she doesn't know why- that's attractive to her.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 04:38 PM

Dr. Phil, I need your help.

RSVP via private message. This concerns a problem with random threads on SimHQ. Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 04:57 PM

Here is a list of languages that have gone extinct over the past several centuries. Fascinating stuff!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_languages_by_time_of_extinction
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 04:59 PM

But it isn't Wednesday, Panzer
Posted By: Mechanus

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 05:04 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Why did the Roman Empire change from a pagan to a monotheistic religion within the span of just a couple of centuries?

Discuss!



David Bowie understood the threat.

Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 05:10 PM

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 05:16 PM

Of all the musicians who have tried their hand at acting I think Bowie has been the best by far.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 05:16 PM

You clearly haven't seen his giant bulging crotch in Labyrinth
Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 06:31 PM

I think Panzer forgets Jagger's Ned Kelly. Actually, it's probably better if he does.

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence.
Posted By: ArgonV

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 06:45 PM

Thread relevancy deleted by ForSquirrels.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 06:55 PM

this thread is in danger of being hijacked !!!


Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 07:15 PM

The last Super Bowl game was quite reminiscent of the Battle of Pharsalus. Both were tightly contested showdowns whereby one critical mistake doomed one side.
Posted By: ricnunes

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 07:38 PM

Yes, I also believe that this thread is in danger of being hijacked therefore I feel it's my duty to give my best so that this thread gets back on track, so here's my contribute:

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
I need you to GIVE ME at least a MILLION DOLLARS (it can even be in Canadian dollars, for what's worth).
Thanks in advance!

biggrin
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 07:43 PM

Is Matt Wagner related to Richard Wagner the illustrious composer?
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 08:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
You clearly haven't seen his giant bulging crotch in Labyrinth


I think he did, and so do I- and I agree- Amazing bulge = Perfect Acting!
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 09:52 PM

Bulge = perfect acting?!

That explains...

"Check out the lead's massive Shakespearian bulge!"
"Best. Hamlet. EVER!"
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 10:03 PM

Posted By: Moses

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 10:05 PM

Help me wagswan your my only hope
Posted By: SkateZilla

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 10:37 PM

The fact that the thread is using his name, with continued foolishness going on several pages now is stupid.

Shows the maturity level of a few and the lack of any type of professionalism by any of the moderators or admins..

Let me go start a thread on another forum with a High Level SimHQ staff members name involved then fill it with toilet bowl worthy comments but refuse.to.flush it simply because its "Funny"
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:27 PM

rolleyes

There. Use my name.

Oh wait you said High Level... this thread just removed a lot of names from that list.

sigh
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/17/15 11:28 PM

You failed to realise we're sort of pranking the O.P. and not disrespecting in any way Mr. WAGNER.

I mean how cool is that last name anyway?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 01:41 AM

this whole thread is a joke on us who are posting in it - and it is not meant in any other way.

frankly, anyone reading it would rather doubt our sanity than believe anything else.

that said - I will take advantage to post a screenshot:



and wish you all, a very good night.
Posted By: FearlessFrog

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 02:05 AM

Originally Posted By: SkateZilla
The fact that the thread is using his name, with continued foolishness going on several pages now is stupid.

Shows the maturity level of a few and the lack of any type of professionalism by any of the moderators or admins..

Let me go start a thread on another forum with a High Level SimHQ staff members name involved then fill it with toilet bowl worthy comments but refuse.to.flush it simply because its "Funny"


Brooks. Use that name for this thread if you like SkateZ, he owns SimHQ and even mentioning him will probably get this whole thread removed.

Here's Brooks in his new Tesla on the streets of Davie Florida - it's a very cool video with almost 5 million views now.



The acceleration of the Tesla 85D is insane, even for a $150,000 car.

driving
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 05:27 AM

Well, since we are hijacking this thread....

biggrin

We buy bar soaps to bathe with.

After a while when the bar gets to be too small or it breaks into two or more smaller pieces, no one wants to use it.

They are not big enough to lather up your body with during a shower or bath and too small to have enough washing power to wash your face with making you still feel dirty afterward.

It would be a waste to throw them away.

At over $4.50 for a pack of 8 4 oz bars, it gets expensive.

Especially when we use them in the shower, they break down faster sitting in wire soap holder on the wall with water splashing on it from the shower jet spray off the wall and your person.

I was wondering if we can put it into a blender and break them up into a mixture and then somehow mold the mixture into one big piece of soap again.

Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 07:12 AM

Since we're not allowed to mention *him* by order of Skate, perhaps I can interest you in the miracle of light bulbs?
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 07:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Vitesse
Since we're not allowed to mention *him* by order of Skate, perhaps I can interest you in the miracle of light bulbs?



Oh Yes! I still don't believe the light actually goes out when I close the Fridge door.
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 09:23 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Here is a list of languages that have gone extinct over the past several centuries. Fascinating stuff!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_languages_by_time_of_extinction

Wouldn't it be desolate to know your language dies with you?
That's a lot of known last speakers. And they missed a language.
It says ancient egyptian died in 600BC by evolving into demotic.
And coptic died in the 1600s; but demotic evolved into coptic, so
demotic must have died somewhere around 500AD, but it's not listed.

You could add that entry if you like.
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 09:29 AM

Originally Posted By: CG2015

I was wondering if we can put it into a blender and break
them up into a mixture and then somehow mold the mixture
into one big piece of soap again.

Maybe use a pressure cooker. ...Try it and report back.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 09:40 AM

Originally Posted By: Vitesse
Since we're not allowed to mention *him* by order of Skate, perhaps I can interest you in the miracle of light bulbs?



I thought it was JJ / Burt Reynolds that forbade any mention of 'Him'
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 10:27 AM

Good Morning to all.

Cat Video:



Originally Posted By: Vitesse
Since we're not allowed to mention *him* by order of Skate, perhaps I can interest you in the miracle of light bulbs?



I bought once one, it did not last long - I bought another, same thing, I keep buying them, I am stupid.
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 10:58 AM

Buy the twice two lightbulbs, they double last.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 12:35 PM

Originally Posted By: SkateZilla
The fact that the thread is using his name, with continued foolishness going on several pages now is stupid.

Shows the maturity level of a few and the lack of any type of professionalism by any of the moderators or admins..

Let me go start a thread on another forum with a High Level SimHQ staff members name involved then fill it with toilet bowl worthy comments but refuse.to.flush it simply because its "Funny"


Actually, by bumping the thread to the top we're increasing the odds of him seeing it (about zilch) and getting an answer by PM.

On the matter of soap shards, put them into solution by boiling in water, add a dash of glycerin, reduce by simmering to one third of the start, pour into molds and allow to cool. The soap will fall out of it and make new bars....or one can keep it in the form of "liquid soap."

Works well on cats and can be used as an effort to keep squirrels out of a bird feeder.
Posted By: ricnunes

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 12:57 PM

Originally Posted By: SkateZilla
The fact that the thread is using his name, with continued foolishness going on several pages now is stupid.

Shows the maturity level of a few and the lack of any type of professionalism by any of the moderators or admins..

Let me go start a thread on another forum with a High Level SimHQ staff members name involved then fill it with toilet bowl worthy comments but refuse.to.flush it simply because its "Funny"



Don't get me wrong but your sense of humour seems to be in a similar level as the sense of humour of a cement bag.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 12:59 PM

Cats? You use human soap to bathe cats?

Wait!

You bathe cats?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 01:34 PM

There are many, many definitions for the word "use."

wink

Who needs genealogy websites when I know that most of my long lost relatives are Nigerians who worked for the government's oil ministry?
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 02:02 PM

Who is Matt Wagner?
Is he a member here?

----------------

"Don't get me wrong but your sense of humour seems to be in a similar level as the sense of humour of a cement bag."

That is close to a personal insult, please refrain.

----------------

I've received no complaints on this thread, nobody hit the 'notify moderator' button.
You've got a problem, complain. I don't read every post in every thread.

The CH is a little 'lax' in mentioning names, and a little more 'personal', most of us have our photos and some have names posted here, on the 'sticky' at the top of the page.
A little different from our regular gaming forums. I'm sure you have all noticed.
And seriously.....who is Matt Wagner? He's not listed as a member here.

I'm done.

Except......'nice car "Brooks", whoever you are......'
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 02:53 PM

I think Matt registered on this forum. Could be wrong, though. He's an oldie in the sim business - since Flanker 2 or so? Back then with Carl Norman - whatever happened to him?
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 02:56 PM

Well, if that's the case, we shouldn't use his real name, if he didn't post it.
So I'll remove his member name from your post, if you don't mind Legend.
Just not wise, IMHO.

If he wants it posted, fine.

Thanks.

smile
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 03:05 PM

I usually give my Cat a bath with plain water - he is unhappy as it is with the water, can't imagine how he would react to soap.

of course, there are Cats like this one



another thread hijacked by Cats biggrin
smile
Posted By: FearlessFrog

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 04:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Murphy
Who is Matt Wagner?
Is he a member here?

----------------

"Don't get me wrong but your sense of humour seems to be in a similar level as the sense of humour of a cement bag."

That is close to a personal insult, please refrain.

----------------

I've received no complaints on this thread, nobody hit the 'notify moderator' button.
You've got a problem, complain. I don't read every post in every thread.

The CH is a little 'lax' in mentioning names, and a little more 'personal', most of us have our photos and some have names posted here, on the 'sticky' at the top of the page.
A little different from our regular gaming forums. I'm sure you have all noticed.
And seriously.....who is Matt Wagner? He's not listed as a member here.

I'm done.

Except......'nice car "Brooks", whoever you are......'




Matt is the producer of the DCS series of flight sims.

Brooks is RacerGT, the owner of SimHQ, who Doug sold this site to.

Hope that helps.
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 04:44 PM

Geez.....I had no idea.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 04:52 PM

I am Spartacus.
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 05:01 PM

Of course.
I knew that.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 05:02 PM

Did you know Sparticus is also known as Racer X, the secret brother of RacerGT?
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 05:04 PM

Please refrain from posting confidential, secret, undercover names on this site.
We could be raided by Homeland Security.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 05:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Murphy
Please refrain from posting confidential, secret, undercover names on this site.
We could be raided by Homeland Security.


And likely will be...
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 05:27 PM

I'm terrified.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 05:43 PM

If and when it happens there will be a huge thread debating the variant of black helicopters used and the merits of each.

Eventually we'll have to ask Matt Wagner for help on it....
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 07:07 PM

OK - I am ready





wish me luck
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 07:09 PM

Nice skins Tom!

As usual...... smile
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 07:12 PM

Thanks !!!

starting to update the old ones now ... hopefully it will go smoothly smile
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 07:14 PM

The detail seems exceptional.
Like going from standard to HD.
Can't put my finger on it.

Really nice.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 07:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
If and when it happens there will be a huge thread debating the variant of black helicopters used and the merits of each.

Eventually we'll have to ask Matt Wagner for help on it....


Seems like he would go with either the Black Shark, or the Huey. Maybe the Magnificent 8 if he was feeling magnanimus...
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 08:30 PM

Good luck Tom! I do recommend raising your gear before committing to anything too adventurous.


Oh, and gorgeous skin BTW.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 08:45 PM

biggrin wink

done - first half a dozen








thanks to a Holliday here were I live, I am free until Wednesday, maybe I can keep this half a day skins schedule smile

now I'll prepare the uploads
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 08:50 PM

@_@ The hijacking of the hijackers hijacked thread has been recursively been hijacked by hijacked threads thread hijackers.

Wow, that's a bomb.

*If THIS doesn't home Homeland Security home I can't fathom what will.*

Wait, did I just Hijack the threads hijackers hijacked thread of the hij- jacker... Ja- Hi. Ehrm.



Oh, Hi Jack!

...
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 08:50 PM

Like that 'Gentleman Jim'.
But all I fly is the 'HO' paints, with the invasion strips.

"CrazyHorse".
It's in Florida actually, they made it into a two seater.
I almost flew in it, as a passenger.....but it was to expensive for my budget.
Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 08:52 PM

High.

Or...maybe we all..."Need Help".
And this is all, 'on topic'.



Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/18/15 10:05 PM

biggrin sorry for hijacking the thread

skins uploaded

http://simhq.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/4108419/DCS_P-51D_Mustang_updates_uplo#Post4108419

now, back to cat videos:



wink
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/19/15 01:15 AM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
@_@ The hijacking of the hijackers hijacked thread has been recursively been hijacked by hijacked threads thread hijackers.

Wow, that's a bomb.

*If THIS doesn't home Homeland Security home I can't fathom what will.*

Wait, did I just Hijack the threads hijackers hijacked thread of the hij- jacker... Ja- Hi. Ehrm.



Oh, Hi Jack!

...


Someone HAD to bring up recursion!
Posted By: HitmanLOF

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/19/15 05:11 AM

Posted By: Mad Max

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/19/15 10:43 AM

Re the Mustang images, I never knew the SAAF flew them. Live and learn.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/19/15 03:16 PM

they deployed to South Korea and used USAF Mustangs at first then they got F-86.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/19/15 08:17 PM

WE ARE GROOT!
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/19/15 10:35 PM

Originally Posted By: HitmanLOF



I can't believe they're giving us Breakfast when they still haven't delivered the Nevada Dessert they talked about years ago...
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/19/15 10:45 PM

Some are really just waiting to see the Fruits of that...
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 01:57 AM

https://twitter.com/AstroSamantha/status/589035429879513088/photo/1


Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti dressed up as Captain Janeway to celebrate the arrival of an espresso machine at the ISS. Or, as they call it, ISSpresso.
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 03:56 AM

Ah, that reminds me, thursday night I saw the ISS for the first
time (it takes quite a combination of factors to make it possible,
mainly the improbable event of a clear sky during the 3 minute
interval on a very few days per year when it is visible from here)
and it was pretty cool as it brightened up to outshine Jupiter
just after it passed it within a degree or so, but mostly because
I could see the resupply vehicle chasing it about five degrees back.
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 11:25 AM

ooooh. That is cool! Any Kerbals?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 12:20 PM

It has finally happened, and in our lifetimes---cosplay in space.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 12:49 PM

Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 12:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
It has finally happened, and in our lifetimes---cosplay in space.




The Jedi Master


"the lack of spandex, latex and semi-exposed breast has made it a global disapointment within the cosplay crowd, though"
;=)
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 02:14 PM

very few people realize how vitally important broccoli is in flight simulations.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 02:25 PM

Very few broccoli realize how vitally important flight simulations are in people.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 02:27 PM

Broccoli without cheese is inedible.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 02:29 PM

absolutely right !

I am sure that all delays in flight sim development can be traced to brocolli, I mean, broccoli deprivation.

Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 02:38 PM

lack of Albert R.? He needs a pinch of Saltzman, though?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 02:48 PM

I meant ze vege-tab-le biggrin

a screenshot before I go



I'll be back.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 03:01 PM

She was cold as ice
Paradise
And the feeling...was so nice
And there's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the lady...I didn't know...
And my lady, she went downtown...
She bought some...broccoli
She brought it home
She's chopping broccoli
She's chopping broccolay
She's chopping broccolay-hay
She's chopping broccoli!!!
She's chopping broccoli!!!
And she chop, and she chop...
She's chopping broccolay-hay...






The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 03:05 PM

I don't like cheese on my broccoli.

duck
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 03:19 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Broccoli without cheese is inedible.


Communist.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 03:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Broccoli without cheese is inedible.


Communist.


yes.

the true test of manhood is eating Broccoli raw - few can do that.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 04:00 PM

At least steam and salt it, anything less is madness, like eating nails.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 04:22 PM

Broccali is a gateway vegetable to asparagus.

Sure you look cool in front of your friends with your steamed little tree looking things now, but one day you may just find yourself strung out in the back of some dirty farmer's market feverishly pacing back and forth looking for an asparagus fix...

[Shudder]
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 04:24 PM

Asparagus drenched in butter and salt is good. smile

The only time I have it though is as a side to my filet mignon.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 04:27 PM

"At least steam and salt it, anything less is madness, like eating nails."

=

cheating


Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Asparagus drenched in butter and salt is good. smile

The only time I have it though is as a side to my filet mignon.


true.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 04:43 PM

I do eat broccoli and cauliflower raw.

When I steam it, I put extra virgin olive oil and red wine vinegar on it.

No cheese!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 05:04 PM

That's not communist, that's absolutely Wiccan.

Of course it's virgin olive oil that has to be poured over the vegan sacrifice.
Posted By: TankerWade

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 06:32 PM

Hey guys listen I am going to be in and out today, so if Matt shows up can someone ask him if the DCS: X-Wing will correctly model the targeting computer 3 dimensional surface scanning? I know it was standard on the Y-wing wings and only a field modification of the T-65's for the trench attack on the first Death Star. I think the software upgrade became factory in later versions but I am not sure what time frame they are planning to model.

I'm hoping that the work on ground radar for the F-18 will be useful in ramping up to Proton Torpedo launches in non standard trajectories. I don't want to get my hopes up after the whole Pave Penny fiasco but I would love to see it..
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 07:01 PM

Originally Posted By: TankerWade
Hey guys listen I am going to be in and out today, so if Matt shows up can someone ask him if the DCS: X-Wing will correctly model the targeting computer 3 dimensional surface scanning? I know it was standard on the Y-wing wings and only a field modification of the T-65's for the trench attack on the first Death Star. I think the software upgrade became factory in later versions but I am not sure what time frame they are planning to model.

I'm hoping that the work on ground radar for the F-18 will be useful in ramping up to Proton Torpedo launches in non standard trajectories. I don't want to get my hopes up after the whole Pave Penny fiasco but I would love to see it..


I demand in DCS-X-Burger a Jabba-the-Hut Hangar that serves virtual broccoli pizza.

Originally Posted By: CG2015
I do eat broccoli and cauliflower raw.

When I steam it, I put extra virgin olive oil and red wine vinegar on it.

No cheese!


I respect you for your blunt sincerity.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 08:18 PM

But not your taste buds.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 08:24 PM

I hate to hijack once more this thread ... I love to quote myself biggrin

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss


now back to what matters : brockoli.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 08:31 PM

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 08:37 PM

What matters is how unprofessional the very existence of this thread is, and how much it bothers mods from other forums that have no say in what goes on here to their eternal frustration.

You should all be ashamed of your flagrant unprofessionalism you unprofessionals!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 08:59 PM

sowy ...

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biggrin

Originally Posted By: Peally


hahaha
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 09:12 PM

elvesdragon
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 10:31 PM

Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/20/15 11:42 PM

Elvis? Elvis?
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 03:56 AM

How to Make Perfect Hard-Boiled Eggs




Get a perfect hard-boiled egg every time with these simple tips on how to hard-boil an egg. Boiled eggs are a convenient and affordable source of protein. With hard-boiled eggs on hand, you have the components of a satisfying breakfast, lunch, snack, appetizer, or dinner. So get cracking!

DIRECTIONS

Place eggs in a large saucepan. Cover them with cool water by 1 inch. Slowly bring water to a boil over medium heat; when the water has reached a boil, cover and remove from heat. Let sit 12 minutes.

Adding a teaspoon of vinegar to the water may help keep egg whites from running out if an egg does crack while cooking. Also some people find adding 1/2 teaspoon of salt to the water helps prevent cracking as well as making the eggs easier to peel.

Transfer eggs to a colander; place under cool running water to stop the cooking. Eggs can be peeled and served immediately.
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 06:44 AM

Wow, so much fat and salt on the poor Mr. Broccoli head. He might brake out. Or hurt his feeling being all slicked up. A bit O brags with some garlic is all it takes. High heat, sear the bugger a bit, let him scream in the brags/garlic mix.
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 09:05 AM

What are these brags of which you speak?

...it wouldn't perhaps be Bragg's, sort of
like Dr Bronner's from the golden age of
counterculture condiments, but without the
200 word ingredient list and rambling sermon
on not-clear-exactly-what covering the entire
label in a font barely large enough to be
legible?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 10:59 AM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
How to Make Perfect Hard-Boiled Eggs




Get a perfect hard-boiled egg every time with these simple tips on how to hard-boil an egg. Boiled eggs are a convenient and affordable source of protein. With hard-boiled eggs on hand, you have the components of a satisfying breakfast, lunch, snack, appetizer, or dinner. So get cracking!

DIRECTIONS

Place eggs in a large saucepan. Cover them with cool water by 1 inch. Slowly bring water to a boil over medium heat; when the water has reached a boil, cover and remove from heat. Let sit 12 minutes.

Adding a teaspoon of vinegar to the water may help keep egg whites from running out if an egg does crack while cooking. Also some people find adding 1/2 teaspoon of salt to the water helps prevent cracking as well as making the eggs easier to peel.

Transfer eggs to a colander; place under cool running water to stop the cooking. Eggs can be peeled and served immediately.


this is a very complicated process - I´ll have to study it more before I feel I am ready to give it a try. I wonder, can I mix broccoli with it ?
Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 12:36 PM

but remember, don´t shop your eggs at walmart, as it is now a secret conspiracy tunnel entry to the secret US underworld and likely the things sold there are to keep you under control...

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 12:38 PM

Your culinary scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they never stopped to think whether they should!

Food will find a way.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 12:51 PM

Originally Posted By: DrZebra
but remember, don´t shop your eggs at walmart, as it is now a secret conspiracy tunnel entry to the secret US underworld and likely the things sold there are to keep you under control...



in reading again "How to Make Perfect Hard-Boiled Eggs" and after some reflection, I came to the conclusion that the ingredient "Egg" is very important, but some controversy seems to surround it, specially its manufacture sequence.

it seems now that its origin is surrounded by further controversy.

this is very distressing.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 12:57 PM

The egg is a lie.
Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 01:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
The egg is a lie.


I resent that.. The broccoli maybe, but the egg definatly not.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 01:01 PM

should I stick to broccollii ?
Posted By: Stormtrooper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 01:04 PM

Last word IV ?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 01:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
should I stick to broccollii ?


Only if you don't put enough butter on yourself first. Normally you shouldn't stick to it at all.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 02:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss


this is a very complicated process - I´ll have to study it more before I feel I am ready to give it a try. I wonder, can I mix broccoli with it ?


Only if you like an egg salad with chunks of broccoli in it.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 02:45 PM

there seems to be many varieties of "egg" - now I learn of the existence of this new variety, "egg-salad" - a cousin perhaps.

this is getting more and more confusing.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 02:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
there seems to be many varieties of "egg" - now I learn of the existence of this new variety, "egg-salad" - a cousin perhaps.

this is getting more and more confusing.


Don't forget Deviled Eggs.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 02:59 PM

Eggs on a griddle, deviled eggs, egg salad (without onions), hard boiled eggs, all great!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 03:03 PM

Deviled eggs are absolutely scrumptious! Whomever invented them was a genius!
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 03:07 PM

The devil
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 03:58 PM

I read an interesting statistic today.


California, Texas, Florida, New York and Illinois have almost 38% of the total population of the US.
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 04:40 PM

This thread needs more larch.
Posted By: 531 Ghost

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 05:00 PM

Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 06:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Nixer
This thread needs more larch.


needs more starch
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 08:26 PM

Here's a Storch:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fieseler_Fi_156#/media/File:Fieseler_Storch_%287582553016%29.jpg


The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/21/15 09:12 PM

that Storch is eating too much broccoli - that is why it is so thin.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 02:17 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
I read an interesting statistic today.


California, Texas, Florida, New York and Illinois have almost 38% of the total population of the US.



I heard that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population!
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 03:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
that Storch is eating too much broccoli - that is why it is so thin.


Broccoli. Our only evidence that aliens have been here.

IT'S PEOPLE!
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 08:31 AM

Soylent Green, perhaps?
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 09:03 AM

Originally Posted By: piper
Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
that Storch is eating too much broccoli - that is why it is so thin.


Broccoli. Our only evidence that aliens have been here.

IT'S PEOPLE!



WRONG>>>> This stuff shows the "alien" influence.

http://www.gardening-forums.com/attachments/romanesco-cauliflower-jpeg.1497/






BTW, romanesco is quite tasty. but looks really really weird. Its in the same family as cauliflower.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 09:21 AM

They now orange and purple cauliflower.

I was at the grocery store the other day with my wife and they had purple and pink asparagus.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 11:53 AM

This is why I only eat peas and green beans. Simple geometric shapes and a natural green color only.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 11:54 AM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
This is why I only eat peas and green beans. Simple geometric shapes and a natural green color only.




The Jedi Master
Mushy or crisp peas? biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:11 PM

I prefer well-cooked for peas. For green beans, about in the middle. Not too soft, not too hard.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:27 PM

I was never a fan of brussels sprouts until my wife made some about a year ago.

She roasted them with fresh garlic and butter and salt and olive oil together with chunks of either bacon or salted pork.





Mmmmm.... Bacon wrapped roasted brussels sprouts! I am asking my wife to make that this weekend.

Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:31 PM

I hate brussels sprouts, but I'd try that.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:32 PM

Yeah that looks damn good. I've had brussel sprouts with a sort of sugary glaze and those were great.
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:42 PM

Brussel sprouts roasted in garlic with olive oil or butter is quite good. Surprisingly so.

I think every kids hates the things as their parents have no idea how to "do it right".

Then again pretty much anything with olive oil and garlic is good. Kale steamed with this is pretty yum too.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:46 PM

I didn't like brussels sprouts because my Mom always boil them or blanch them in liquid and they come out mushy and slimy.

Roasting them gives them flavor and they are not mushy and slimy.

Now let's talk about artichokes.... I love artichokes but Americans don't know how to make them.

They waste 3/4 of the artichokes by cutting most of the outside leaves off with a knife.

That is the best part!
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:47 PM

Brussel sprouts are great... I even asked for them as my birthday meal*! Boiled, steamed, fried, mashed, with onion and bacon or pure.



* Is it common in your country as well, that birthday children can decide what to eat?
Posted By: Stormtrooper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Legend
* Is it common in your country as well, that birthday children can decide what to eat?


In my house yes.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:50 PM

Every time I've had brussels sprouts it's been like eating wet wads of toilet paper, except TP smells better. I am naturally disinterested in eating them ever again.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:50 PM

Only if they want pancakes, Legend. Unless they're in South Dakota, then it's nothing but Puerto Rican fare.

That's still better than rations for Mars, though.
Posted By: Stormtrooper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:55 PM

Oh i don't know. That tube paste looks pretty good (Watched yesterday On Demand)

http://www.traileraddict.com/robinson-crusoe-on-mars/trailer
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:55 PM

LMAO Dart.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 12:57 PM

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact it's cold as hell.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 01:03 PM

artichokes rock. You only need to clip the bit that will stab the crap out you. See a nice vegi that can fook you up! The leaves are the best part for sure. Simply need to steam them, best with an artichoke stand. To make extra fatty yum yum style. After steaming, pile in way to much butter, parmesan, and garlic between the leaves and on top. Do not boil a freaking artichoke ever! Had an ex do that as she knew I liked em.. Just let me do the damned cooking. Everyone else sucks.


The thread needs a re-title: Cooking veggies with Matt.
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 01:07 PM

The only use for parsnips I ever found.... Discuss...



rofl
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 01:14 PM

My mom steams artichokes in a clear beef oxtail soup.

She rub the outer artichoke leaves with fresh lemon wedges first so they don't turn gray.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 02:04 PM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
My mom steams artichokes in a clear beef oxtail soup.

She rub the outer artichoke leaves with fresh lemon wedges first so they don't turn gray.


Sounds like survival food.

"Remember back in '03 when the winter was so bad that the ox died and we were so poor and so hungry we had to make a soup from the friggin' tail of it at the end? Damned stuff was clear and we had to bulk it up with artichokes to keep from starving to death. Man, sure am glad we survived that winter."

[Four hundred years later]

"It's a traditional dish and we love it!"
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 02:17 PM

Dart is funny!

Fried turnip fries, FlashBurn?

Can't say I ever had it.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 02:31 PM

A lot of "traditional" food is like that.

Lutefisk - ug. "We caught all this fish to keep us from starving but it'll surely go bad!" with the solution to cover it in lye as a preservative. Don't tell me that they wouldn't have preferred fresh fish - they invented that to keep from starving to death, taste be damned.

Poke salad - a Southern dish where one takes the leaves of the poke salad plant and makes greens from it. The problem is that the plant is poisonous, so one must repeatedly boil and rinse it to make it edible....at which point it tastes kinda like greens. But when facing starvation it is a viable option, which many a sharecropper took advantage of.

The list goes on and on.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 02:52 PM

I had no idea what okra was until I lived in Texas back in the 1990's.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 02:54 PM

My wife recently got us started on eating Kale salad. She says it's good for us.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 02:55 PM

Kale tastes like armpits to me biggrin
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 03:11 PM

Whose armpits? I could deal with a couple... biggrin
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 05:13 PM

Ewwww.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 05:44 PM

Hey, you can deny as much as you want but married men with kids put up with armpits and worse all the time. neaner
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 05:45 PM

Armpits are pretty nasty regardless of the owner!
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 05:57 PM

Kale is awesome! VARY good for you. However, raw is sort of....well, no thank you. Steamed lightly or better yet sauteed with garlic in, light butter, olive oil, braggs, soy sauce, etc is vary yum yum to me. I actually crave it. Helps its grown all over the place by me.



Yum Yum... Yummy arm pits...
Posted By: Mechanus

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 06:22 PM

I like raw spinach, broccoli and kale. I don't add anything but salt and pepper (I can't do dressings or any rich sauces). Usually by adding other ingredients- tomatoes, olives, that's more than enough for flavor.
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 06:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Mechanus
I like raw spinach, broccoli and kale. I don't add anything but salt and pepper (I can't do dressings or any rich sauces). Usually by adding other ingredients- tomatoes, olives, that's more than enough for flavor.


That's pretty hard core.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 07:33 PM

I always laugh when people take "healthy food" and proceed to explain that it can still be tasty to eat as long as you proceed to cook it in ways that make it extremely UNhealthy.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 07:34 PM

Works for me, I don't care if it's healthy if it tastes good. I've yet to hit the "gut" age.

If dousing kale in chocolate and bacon makes it delicious then I'm all for kale.
Posted By: Mechanus

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 07:36 PM

Certainly adding dressings are a way to neutralize the health benefits of eating salad. I don't even like the taste of them, and things like mayonnaise or eggs make me sick to my stomach.

I also have a very strong sense of taste, so I don't need much of anything. I can detect small amounts of ketchup or mustard or mayonnaise in any bite (can't stand them).
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 07:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
I always laugh when people take "healthy food" and proceed to explain that it can still be tasty to eat as long as you proceed to cook it in ways that make it extremely UNhealthy.




The Jedi Master


Why I never mentioned fried zucchini.




Its all relative. IMO its better if someone uses a 1/10 a stick of butter on a vegi than go and buy a pizza. Ideally, you get away from lots of complex fats over time. And get to using just a tad of soy sauce or something. Which once you retrain your pallet, you find that many common foods are incredibly over salted, way to much fat/oils, insane amounts of sugers. But if that is what you are use to eating, you are not going to go off and enjoy lightly steamed kale with garlic.

I cant do no dressing salad. But I also cant handle most off the shelf dressings from the super market. Making your own say, nut based dressing using only the oils in the nuts when ground down is an excellent and vary healthy way to get a good lunch salad in there. Everything your body needs without alot of bad. Just the same, a big fat bowl of tortellini with fatty Alfredo sauce now and then sure is nice. Or my blue cheese based crazy gut bomb mac and cheese. Tastes great....Not good for you.
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 08:44 PM

To stay on thread:

When ever I question my own dietary morals, I ask myself, "What would Matt Wagner eat?" I have made a nice fridge magnet stating the same in abbreviated form:

WWMWE

Amen.
Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/22/15 09:29 PM

Sorry, it's not permitted to mention *him* by order of Skatezilla.

You'll have to edit that magnet.

WW *He* E
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 12:52 AM

I have to finally ask....

Who Is Matt Wagner and Where In The World Is Matt Wagner?
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 09:36 AM

Originally Posted By: FlashBurn
Originally Posted By: piper
Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
that Storch is eating too much broccoli - that is why it is so thin.


Broccoli. Our only evidence that aliens have been here.

IT'S PEOPLE!



WRONG>>>> This stuff shows the "alien" influence.

http://www.gardening-forums.com/attachments/romanesco-cauliflower-jpeg.1497/






BTW, romanesco is quite tasty. but looks really really weird. Its in the same family as cauliflower.

I don't know if I'd be up to eating food which
sat on the plate taunting me with its Fibonacci Series.
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 10:03 AM

Originally Posted By: PV1
Originally Posted By: FlashBurn
Originally Posted By: piper
Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
that Storch is eating too much broccoli - that is why it is so thin.


Broccoli. Our only evidence that aliens have been here.

IT'S PEOPLE!



WRONG>>>> This stuff shows the "alien" influence.

http://www.gardening-forums.com/attachments/romanesco-cauliflower-jpeg.1497/






BTW, romanesco is quite tasty. but looks really really weird. Its in the same family as cauliflower.

I don't know if I'd be up to eating food which
sat on the plate taunting me with its Fibonacci Series.



Ah, you noticed that? Crazy is it not? You don't see it in stores to often either. My local coop located flat in the Skagit valley sometimes has it. Never seen anyone buy any. But I find it tasty. Better than cauliflower. And fun to stare at.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 12:39 PM

I was looking for a smallish sort of floor covering to place in front of my door. Could Mr. Wagner help?
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 01:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Mechanus
Certainly adding dressings are a way to neutralize the health benefits of eating salad. I don't even like the taste of them, and things like mayonnaise or eggs make me sick to my stomach.


Only thing I put on my salads is red wine vinegar and extra virgin olive oil and salt.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 01:49 PM

I burnt a piece of toast the other day, and I would've sworn that Matt Wagner's face did not appear on it.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 01:55 PM

Originally Posted By: CG2015

Only thing I put on my salads is red wine vinegar and extra virgin olive oil and salt.


Bleu cheese, Caesar or Ranch dressing for me please. smile
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 01:58 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: CG2015

Only thing I put on my salads is red wine vinegar and extra virgin olive oil and salt.


Bleu cheese, Caesar or Ranch dressing for me please. smile


That stuff is good but for people who eat salads because they are on a diet, it's counter productive.

I see people eat salads and say they are not losing weight.

Well, if they keep putting heavy dressing and bacon bits and croutons and cheese on their salad, they aren't going to lose weight.

They will gain weight!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 02:17 PM

That would depend on what the salad is replacing. Are they simply adding it to an existing meal? Then of course they won't lose.
Are they replacing a vegetable with a salad? Unless they had a large vegetable serving and a small salad, it will not aid weight loss.
Is the salad the entire meal? If so, I can't imagine how much they're putting on it that as a meal replacement it's still equal, unless they replaced already small meals with a large salad.

In many cases, portion size control is a better way than to try and totally change it up.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 02:27 PM

Bacon, croutons, dressing, and cheese turn a pile of bland leaves into delicious.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 02:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
Bacon, croutons, dressing, and cheese turn a pile of bland leaves into delicious.


We are on the same wavelength!! smile
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 03:18 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Peally
Bacon, croutons, dressing, and cheese turn a pile of bland leaves into delicious.


We are on the same wavelength!! smile


true
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
Bacon, croutons, dressing, and cheese turn a pile of bland leaves into delicious.


Well ya....duh.

But if your doing the vegi thing for health you negated the whole thing. Except for maybe some roughage to help poo out the tasty stuff. Many salad dressing are insanely fattening and vary not good for you.

I would rather have a plate of uber fat than pretend with a salad covered in same uber fat. Whats interesting is that in the past oh 4 years or so when started eating way more fresh vegis and the like, I now have real problems digesting cream, milk, some cheeses, and more heavy sorts of fats. Simple fats like nut based things no issues. I have no lactose issues. And am quite happy my fore fathers ate tons of dairy to give me the enzymes to digest the stuff. But is interesting to note. I still occasionally eat that sort of stuff but know I will pay for it. I simply feel notably better with more energy since really getting into cooking more basic. Gotten really good at it. Every Friday I do some crazy meal for the family. They seem to go nuts over it. But its all based on simple things and lots of fresh vegi's and nuts as fresh from the local farms as I can do. There are rarely left overs and never survive the next day. Not once since starting this have I ever gotten any of my left overs.

With portion control... you can eat as many vegis as you possibly want to stuff your gut full. But who does that? My gf got me into juicing as well. I mean with green stuff, not fruit. I dont make them, she does. But wow... energy explosion. After the awful learning process of what makes a good one I try and do one a day. But wow...the early ones where really gross. And wheat grass is nasty, I don't know how anyone consumes that stuff. But its basically a salad in liquid form flavored with carrot or granny smith apples. Never thought I would get into that one. Guess I have gone hippy new age gun touting weirdo. Oh whatever.


Its clearly all Matt Wagers fault anyways.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 03:47 PM

Quote:
, I now have real problems digesting cream, milk, some cheeses, and more heavy sorts of fats


same with me - the cleaner and healthier the diet, the less you are able to cope with "heavy" foods , nowadays, I don't even find appetizing foods that I would eat without thinking twice a few years before, in fact, nowadays there is nothing I like more that eating good Japanese food.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 05:12 PM

Posted By: Top Gun

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Peally
Bacon, croutons, dressing, and cheese turn a pile of bland leaves into delicious.


We are on the same wavelength!! smile


bingo!

I'm surprised at the amount of "heavy" Vegetarians I see. If eating only veggies is so healthy, why are you bigger than me w/my crappy eating habits... popcorn
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 05:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Top Gun
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Peally
Bacon, croutons, dressing, and cheese turn a pile of bland leaves into delicious.


We are on the same wavelength!! smile


bingo!

I'm surprised at the amount of "heavy" Vegetarians I see. If eating only veggies is so healthy, why are you bigger than me w/my crappy eating habits... popcorn


Because simply cutting out meat and replacing with cheese and cream turns you into a fatty. Generally folks that go vegetarian gravitate to way to much dairy and eggs to compensate for the no meat thing. Seen this too. In Seattle when this whole hipster crap exploded it became the rage to go vegan for many of them. Eating fried crap with a totally unbalanced diet getting drunk every night is not remotely healthy. So while not fat generally, they looked freaking awful. Skin tone is off, lethargic, low muscle mass. Just BAD. I had friend who was a vegan and not a hipster, he ate way more sanely and was a vary young looking early 40's and good muscle mass. i was late 20's at the time and would not have guessed he had pasted threw the 40 mark. So it all depends on the person and their diet. Not a simple label.
Posted By: Top Gun

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 05:55 PM

I'm sure genetics help as well
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 07:32 PM

the size of portions is also a factor
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 07:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Top Gun
I'm sure genetics help as well
I'm convinced that most Cubans must have a "fat gene" or something similar because whenever I see news footage of modern day Cuba which is supposedly a poor third world nation, I always see plenty of pretty well fed and chunky men and women. biggrin
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 07:46 PM

This thread needs more Bollywood!

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 07:50 PM

Many of those Indian Bollywood actresses are stunningly beautiful. Exotic.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 08:13 PM




There, I picked the less... showy... for the forum rules.

Ah, the hell with it...

Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/23/15 08:40 PM

Thank you Thank you Thank you ...
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 02:10 AM

She says "I believe in you."



I say "I totally believe you were riding a horse in that advert."
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 10:45 AM

Bollywood! Oh boy..

In honor of cooking with Matt...










HMMMM.....
Posted By: Sethos88

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 10:53 AM

As a guy working on a 1400 calorie daily limit, that was mean, FlashBurn frown
Posted By: FlashBurn

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 11:15 AM

Originally Posted By: Sethos88
As a guy working on a 1400 calorie daily limit, that was mean, FlashBurn frown




sorry, here is low calorie version.













YUM YUM.... eat up!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 11:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Sethos88
As a guy working on a 1400 calorie daily limit, that was mean, FlashBurn frown


Sheesh, 1400? You eat one quarter pounder with cheese and you're done for the day. biggrin
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 11:54 AM

Originally Posted By: komemiute



There, I picked the less... showy... for the forum rules.

Ah, the hell with it...



WBWMWL

(guesses?)
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 12:38 PM

Originally Posted By: FlashBurn
Originally Posted By: Sethos88
As a guy working on a 1400 calorie daily limit, that was mean, FlashBurn frown




sorry, here is low calorie version.













YUM YUM.... eat up!


LOL well doesn't that look like a delicious alternative!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 01:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
She says "I believe in you."



I say "I totally believe you were riding a horse in that advert."


I say "Remember when flight sims had TV ads and the idea of a mobile game having one was ridiculous"?




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 01:06 PM

Whoever is the developer of Game of War must have a crapload of money for marketing.
Posted By: Top Gun

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 01:26 PM

LINK

Quote:
Supermodel Kate Upton has been donning armor these last few months as the spokeswoman for the mobile title Game of War: Fire Age. In a Bloomberg feature published Thursday, it’s reported that the title’s parent company, Machine Zone, set aside $40 million for the four-month campaign featuring Upton.


But it sounds like it's paying off big time, all the little kiddies downloading this game

Quote:
Game of War is raking in cash, too. In fact, Bloomberg reported it is collecting more than $1 million per day, double the amount last spring. The reason? Though the game is free to download, in-app purchases that add up quickly.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 01:29 PM

Yeah, there's no doubt that the game has been a big financial success so far and no doubt that using Kate in the advertising helped.
Posted By: Sethos88

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 01:40 PM

Originally Posted By: FlashBurn
sorry, here is low calorie version.


Nothing like a raw garlic biggrin

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Sheesh, 1400? You eat one quarter pounder with cheese and you're done for the day. biggrin


Does take a bit of getting used to.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 05:49 PM

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 08:33 PM

You know what I don't get?

Menstrual cramps.

Because I'm a guy.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/24/15 08:36 PM

your condition is indeed a hindrance in your quest for knowledge.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 02:54 AM

We make up for it in prostrate exams and hernia checks.

Oh, and we need a mashup of Game of War ads and a Bollywood sound track.
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 03:33 AM

I'm out of beer. Matt Wagner, I need your help!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 03:51 AM

Back in the day when he was playing Oregon Trail do you think he referred to himself as Matt Wagoneer?
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 04:14 AM

Matt Who?

Wasn't he that bot who worked for Natural Point?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 12:31 PM

I cannot stress how important it is to read this :

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Tie-a-Shoe-2/

properly learning this skill can have far reaching implications, failing to do so can have serious consequences.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 12:42 PM

That article is right hand centric and may well "trigger" left handed people into a spasm of distress.

But there's always an injury attorney with the nickname of "Hammer" to help them out.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 12:56 PM

yes.

I am still trying to understand the sequence on page 1 - having some difficulty understanding the concept of "shoes".
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 06:36 PM

We'll get to that, Tom, after we've fully taught you the concept of the zipper on your fly.

wink
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 07:48 PM

zipper ... these technical terms are so confusing.
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 07:50 PM

Velscro is the way to go0...if someone tells me how to do without snagging your tie.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/25/15 09:53 PM

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 02:10 PM

You have to hand it to ZZ Top...

Presumably because if you tossed it to them they'd drop it.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 02:26 PM

Apparently ZZ Top still tours. They actually released an album back in 2012 but hardly anyone bought it.
Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 02:39 PM

Originally Posted By: DaBBQ
Velscro is the way to go0...if someone tells me how to do without snagging your tie.



you´d be laughing today about all this below-the-belt trousers stuff, but in the future planes will be brought down by them tittypics!11!





Also, absolutly related to the velcro-fly problematic this music video has the penultimate solution:
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 02:42 PM

You must think in Russian....
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 02:50 PM

Bozhe moi!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 08:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Bozhe moi!



The Jedi Master


Wash your mouth, Mister...
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 08:37 PM

I'm out of vodka, tovarisch...




The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/27/15 09:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
I'm out of vodka, tovarisch...




The Jedi Master

rofl

Ok, ok I'll bring my "Grappa del Nonino" with "Mirto della Nonna"...
beercheers
Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 09:17 AM

have some chocolate, too

Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 11:23 AM

If this Matt Wagner guy doesn't hurry up and come help the OP, this thread is going to reach 100 pages and we will all be drunk out of our minds by then.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 11:25 AM

I'm currently kicking ass as the Western Roman Empire in Total War: Attila. smile
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 11:30 AM

I am still doing this :



smile
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 12:13 PM

You maniac! Get INSIDE the plane!!!!!!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 01:24 PM

He was wing walking from a chase plane.

Does Tabasco sauce ever go bad? My bottle is a bit tannish, and the wife thinks I should throw it out.

Matt Wagner, reply by RSVP.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:13 PM

this thread is driving me to the edge.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:15 PM

Edge of Tomorrow?

Pretty good film!
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:18 PM

O Matthew, where art thou?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:19 PM

IMO one of the best sci-fi movies and Tom Cruise was great in it.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
O Matthew, where art thou?


Making Lincoln Continental commercials?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
IMO one of the best sci-fi movies and Tom Cruise was great in it.


What surprised me the most was Emily Blunt. I never thought she could pull off playing a bad ass soldier but she did!
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:42 PM

she was great and a pleasure to watch, the only gripe I have is that the end is a bit truncated, there is at least 10 minutes missing there.

Bill Paxton was also perfect - every time biggrin
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 02:49 PM

Does he die in it?

Twister was a fail of a movie for this very reason.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 07:28 PM

It also starred Helen Hunt, which was a mistake as it didn't need Helen Hunt, it needed an actress.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/28/15 08:57 PM

Helen Hunt always looks kind of sad because the man that happens to be with her at that moment, is so daft.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 12:17 PM

She was in a film with Jack Nicholson and was exactly the same.

I think the answer is obvious--they should have cast Matt Wagner instead!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 12:29 PM

Helen Hunt sure has disappeared though. I think her last big film was "What Women Want" with Mel Gibson and that came out in 2000.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 01:15 PM

Aw, I like Helen Hunt as an actress.

Matt Wagner could play a Twister role in a Shakespearean play version of the movie, where only men were allowed on the stage.



Paxton: Oh, whether the winds of the tempest should befall on us on this desolate path only fortune will tell
As we emerge ever so boldly past trees and bush onto this plain of whipping as if it were the sea
When rain and hail shall pummel our means of delivery into the maelstrom for which we pursue with haste
Look there, it approaches with roar and thunder, wiping the lands with its scouring hands within an arrow's flight!

Wagner: Verily, we have cows.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 01:32 PM

Edge of Tomorrow restored my liking of Tom Cruise - first time since that one where he played a contract killer I haven't enjoyed any movie he made.

before I go, a screenshot :

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 01:41 PM

"Collateral" was an excellent film indeed. Michael Mann at his best!
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 02:25 PM

Saw Elisabeth Olsen yesterday on the Daily Show and was pleasantly surprised by how likable she was.

I thought Matt Wagner should be made aware of that.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 07:17 PM

Matt Wagner is the Vision.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 07:23 PM

Is Matt Wagner a descendant of Richard Wagner the famous German composer?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 07:30 PM

No, but Robert Wagner is his distaff 4th cousin 3 times removed.

Number two is his number one!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 10:51 PM

Elvis? ELVIS!!!!!
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/29/15 11:42 PM

Expect a call from him to confirm he's still dead last time he checked.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 12:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
No, but Robert Wagner is his distaff 4th cousin 3 times removed.

Number two is his number one!



The Jedi Master



Which would make him the great great grandchild of Honus Wagner the Pittsburgh Pirates baseball player - widely believed to be one of the best dead ball players of his generation.
Posted By: Wrecking Crew

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 12:25 AM

Matt, we have a serious situation here. raven and I are being delayed until we get this darn sprinkler line fixed. We are ready to lay pipe but several technical aspects have yet to be determined.




Actually, we are ready to fly Hueys and that is why we need your help.

Wrecking Crew
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 12:27 AM

Mustangs, Mustangs ... all I see is Mustangs ...

Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 12:55 AM

Originally Posted By: Wrecking Crew
Matt, we have a serious situation here. raven and I are being delayed until we get this darn sprinkler line fixed. We are ready to lay pipe but several technical aspects have yet to be determined.




Actually, we are ready to fly Hueys and that is why we need your help.

Wrecking Crew


They're working on a patch, only thing is when they get it to you they're going to break a gas line biggrin
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 02:37 AM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Elvis? ELVIS!!!!!


Elvis Lives! It's an anagram so it must be true!

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 10:30 AM

Who is your favorite Khan?

Attila?
Kublai?
Genghis?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 11:59 AM

Chaka? No.
James...CAAAAAAAAN!!!!! CAAAAAAAN!!!!





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 12:41 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Who is your favorite Khan?

Attila?
Kublai?
Genghis?


Is that even a question?

Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 01:24 PM

Porco Khan.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 01:46 PM

That's a Kirk, not a Khan.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 01:47 PM

I'm using him to express my preference for the real Khan.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 01:49 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Who is your favorite Khan?

Attila?
Kublai?
Genghis?


No one ever mentions Möngke Khan! Apparently, invading India and Korea and conquering South China, Vietnam, Tibet and the whole Middle East is not good enough for you guys! smile

BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan. Khan (Noonien Singh) was also not a Khan, even though his name was (will be?) Khan. Former FC Bayern and German National Team goalkeeper Oliver Kahn was not a Khan, either - but probably one of his distant ancestors was a Khan (hence the name) - but a "Titan" (which is his unofficial, and unfortunately self-appointed, nickname). dizzy

Also, why did Khan (Noonien Singh) look like Ricardo Montalban for most of his life, only to suddenly bear an uncanny resemblance to Benedict Cumberbatch?

Another fun fact: did you know that Genghis Khan looked a lot like John Wayne?

Matt Wagner, please clarify!

biggrin biggrin
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 01:49 PM

Does Madeline Kahn count? Different spelling but same pronounciation. biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 01:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk

BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan. Khan (Noonien Singh) was also not a Khan, even though his name was (will be?) Khan.

Also, why did Khan (Noonien Singh) look like Ricardo Montalban for most of his life, only to suddenly bear an uncanny resemblance to Benedict Cumberbatch?

Another fun fact: did you know that Genghis Khan looked a lot like John Wayne?

Matt Wagner, please clarify!

biggrin biggrin


Khan Singh left Earth almost 10 years ago, during the hype of the Clinton/Dole presidential race. We didn't notice.

As for why he looks like a tall pale Brit instead of Indian, the answer to that lies in Star Wars, not Star Trek.
*waves hand*
Cumberbatch looks Indian. You can go about your business. Move along.


Matt Wagner has been tested for and found not to be strong in the Force.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 02:12 PM

I know there's a dance called the Khan-Khan. It's performed in Paris and is Matt Wagner's favorite dance. Especially if he's allowed to dance along.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 02:30 PM

The least valuable is the Tin Khan. It can be used for communication with string.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 02:36 PM

Bob the Mongol was asked if they could build an empire.

His response? "Yes we khan!"
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 02:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan.


And why were German soldiers during WWI referred to as "Huns"? Germans are not descendants of the Hunnic Empire.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 02:47 PM

Obviously it was meant to be ironic, like rain on your wedding day.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 02:54 PM

My favorite is Kahnolli's.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 03:09 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan.


And why were German soldiers during WWI referred to as "Huns"?


Because Emperor Billy, the second of his name, decided it was an incredibly smart idea to tell the following to German troops ready to be shipped to China to help quell the Boxer rebellion:

"Just as a thousand years ago the Huns under their King Attila made a name for themselves, one that even today makes them seem mighty in history and legend, may the name German be affirmed by you in such a way in China that no Chinese will ever again dare to look cross-eyed at a German"

Just ask Matt Wagner if you don't believe me. smile
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 03:45 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Who is your favorite Khan?

Attila?
Kublai?
Genghis?



Shere Khan (Why the hell do I remember a fictitious cartoon tiger from a Disney movie that I haven't seen in 50 years?)


EDIT: How many boards could a Mongol hoard if a Mongol horde got bored?
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 05:49 PM

I was at the grocery store.

Look how big those shrimps are!

$29.99 per lb and it's maybe 2 shrimp per lb - even more expensive than live Maine lobster that sells for $13 per lb.

I don't know if I would want to eat anything that came off the water of Nigeria.



Found this article on them:

http://www.nola.com/environment/index.ssf/2013/08/massive_tiger_shrimp_invaders.html
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 05:54 PM

$18.99 for a pound of underwater bugs? Pah.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 05:57 PM

Be careful with those jumbo shrimp from Nigeria. They will try and scam you.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 05:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
$18.99 for a pound of underwater bugs? Pah.


$29.99 per lb. It's those big red ones on the top of the photo.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 07:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Nixer
My favorite is Kahnolli's.


"Leave the gun, take the Kahnoli."
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 09:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Obviously it was meant to be ironic, like rain on your wedding day.



The Jedi Master


Actually- that's not irony.

Irony is rain on your wedding day IF your husband/wife works as a meteorologist.

You know...
Posted By: U-96

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 04/30/15 10:14 PM

Bah Germans aren't Huns. Everyone who read Asterix knows they are Goths.

And they speak in Black Letter.

This historic stereotype is endorsed by Matt Wagner*



*may not be true
Posted By: Wrecking Crew

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 12:42 AM

Couldn't have done it w/o you, Wags.



That's 24 hr service!

whoohoo
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:06 AM

I had a very good Yakisoba for lunch today.
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:11 AM

Matt, please help the Miami Dolphins make a decent pick in the NFL draft tonight.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:15 AM

he hasn't been seen in a long time - some say he never existed, the photos where grainy, that his sightings were a hoax.

... damn, that Yakisoba was great.

but I digress.


Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:21 AM

Yakisoba ??? You should see a doctor for that. They can give you a shot.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:25 AM

yakisoba, yakisoba, yakisoba !!!! biggrin
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:37 AM

I don't think that sprinkler system is a real in-game shot.

CGI is not representative of the real thing. That ditch is way under modeled.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:41 AM

I wonder what the Lochness monster thinks about emmental cheese.

does he recommend it ?
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:45 AM

Oh and I tried a Yakisoba once....trying to wash down a musk ox cutlet.

Didn't help much.

What would Matt have done?
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 03:32 AM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
he hasn't been seen in a long time - some say he never existed, the photos where grainy, that his sightings were a hoax.
[...]


You mean... Matt Wagner is the Alter Ego of The Honest Politician™!
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 06:52 AM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
I was at the grocery store.

Look how big those shrimps are!

You put them on the barbie, one at a time.

Quote:
$29.99 per lb and it's maybe 2 shrimp per lb - even more expensive than live Maine lobster that sells for $13 per lb.

I don't know if I would want to eat anything that came off the water of Nigeria.

Shrimp have been around a long time. The earliest date
keeps getting pushed back, with some debate depending
on whether the things are really shrimp, but these from
China appear to be around 520M years old, only 22M years
after the beginning of the Cambrian Explosion - multicellular
life had barely gotten beyond the microscopic:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14...20#.VUMgxzj-X7s
Eating shrimp is a seriously ancient tradition.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 10:52 AM

Originally Posted By: U-96
Bah Germans aren't Huns. Everyone who read Asterix knows they are Goths.

And they speak in Black Letter.

This historic stereotype is endorsed by Matt Wagner*


*may not be true
And everyone knows that the members of "The Cure" are descendants of the Gothic tribes. biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 12:10 PM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Obviously it was meant to be ironic, like rain on your wedding day.



The Jedi Master


Actually- that's not irony.

Irony is rain on your wedding day IF your husband/wife works as a meteorologist.

You know...


Are you calling Alanis a LIAR?!?! Irony is not taking good advice!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Paradaz

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 12:20 PM

I just received a fax from Queen Elizabeth II to join this thread so here goes.................

From what I've read so far, it looks like there's a bunch of children in here.





I should fit right in
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 12:25 PM

there are only grownups in this kindergarten.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 12:28 PM

So who will be sent to face the corner first?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 01:36 PM

him !!! biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 02:32 PM

No! Not a Jedi yet!
You must face the corner first!
Then, only then, a Jedi will you be.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 03:09 PM

I'm sure it's not politically correct anymore to make kindergarteners face the corner when they are in trouble so what do teachers do now?
Posted By: Wrecking Crew

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 03:11 PM

Duct tape.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 03:21 PM

Beatings with yard sticks
Posted By: Paradaz

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 04:21 PM

It's the teachers that are getting the beatings from disrespectful kids these days I think!
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 07:09 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
I'm sure it's not politically correct anymore to make kindergarteners face the corner when they are in trouble so what do teachers do now?


They probably assign a self-esteem building exercise.

Rumor has it, that Matt Wagner does not have a self-esteem problem.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 07:52 PM

navel gazing can be a pain in the back.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 08:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
Beatings with yard sticks


WHAT?? That's not metrically acceptable!

It's meter sticks now.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/01/15 08:57 PM

kindergarten inmates should eat broccoli.

another batch uploaded :
http://simhq.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/4114520#Post4114520

Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/02/15 01:44 PM

Matt Wagner's self esteem is so high that he can turn ordinary pictures into motivational posters with a touch of his hand.

Textbooks on Maslow's hiearchy of needs has his picture at the top instead of words.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/02/15 04:49 PM

Matt, can you get ahold of Elvis and have him call me please.
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/02/15 07:33 PM

This just in....

It's now been proven that DCS World doesn't work on an X-Box or PS.

Who'da thunk? I heard it's even posted on Watt Magner's Fitter account and Twacebook page.
Posted By: Boilerplate*

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 01:55 AM

Who is Matt Wagner? smile
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 02:40 AM

No, it's Who is John Galt.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 03:01 AM

I think like 5 people saw those Atlas Shrugged films in the theatre.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 03:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Boilerplate*
Who is Matt Wagner? smile


I asked Atlas that, and he just shrugged.

Edit: Ugh --- Double-ninja'd!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 03:25 AM

Lmao.
Posted By: ricnunes

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 03:56 PM

Perhaps this could help the OP:

After many years I decided to reinstall Jane's F/A-18 and guess who I've found?? MATT WAGNER in person!! (well, in "virtual person")

Don't believe me? Well, see for yourself:





biggrin
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 08:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Boilerplate*
Who is Matt Wagner? smile


Matt Wagner Wiki

Not real sure how the OP figured he could help with DCS though.

Maybe with the Tunguska and its SA-19/GRENDEL SAM.

Now the Mage part is a little more confusing. I did find a NATO code word MAGE.

It's is attributed to a secret new Iranian designed and built SAM, stealth of course, as everything produced by Iran is stealthy...even the truth.

Looks like an interesting concept.



Looks Legit to me. yep
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 09:06 PM

love this one:

Posted By: Paradaz

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 10:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Murphy
Who is Matt Wagner?
Is he a member here?


I'm trying to clean up this thread due to the immaturity of everyone except myself. I went to the trouble of googling 'Matt Wagner' and hired a private detective to follow some leads. It turns out that he changed his name a number of years ago and this was an alias - DCS was just a big cover story too.

The only thing I've found so far it that his real birth name was 'Chuck Norris'
Posted By: Boilerplate*

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/03/15 10:18 PM

Ah so.

What we have is another one of those miscellany posts. Light talk etc.

General conversation post and catch all for a chuckle. hahaha
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 01:22 AM

I flew this today,

Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 12:19 PM

that is one cool looking flight sim smile
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 12:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
that is one cool looking flight sim smile
Yes it is! I love ROF. I have close to 350 hours logged in it.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 01:04 PM

Who is Keyser Soze?




The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 01:11 PM

Wagner Soze?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 01:15 PM

what a good movie smile
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 01:17 PM

I am Spartacus
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 01:22 PM

Ich bin ein Berliner.

I am a jelly doughnut.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 01:26 PM

Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 02:49 PM

I am Groot.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 03:16 PM

I never understood the shape of gunners on a B-17. Big in the waist, small in the belly.
Posted By: Boilerplate*

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 04:07 PM

A crank call to a Bundeswehr recruiting office circa 1979:

Oberstabsfeldwebel Keyser: Bundeswehr Weitersbach Keyser..

Caller: Bundeswehr??

Oberstabsfeldwebel Keyser: Ja!

Caller: Bundeswehr??

Oberstabsfeldwebel Keyser: Ja! Bundeswehr!

Caller: Bundeswehr??

Oberstabsfeldwebel Keyser: Ja! Bundeswehr! BUNDESWEHR!

Caller: Bundeswehr??

Oberstabsfeldwebel Keyser: *klick*
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 04:12 PM

Matt Wagner put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-dingdong."


Now shake his hand.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 04:48 PM

Due to intense lobbying, that sort of music is now call "Italian-American."

wink
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 06:09 PM

Italian American music matters? exitstageleft
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 06:13 PM

I'm still waiting for a current day updated cover of "Amore".
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 07:31 PM

Closest I heard was Smashing Pumpkins' Ava Adore, and that wasn't very close.






The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 09:42 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Ich bin ein Berliner.

I am a jelly doughnut.


correct !!! smile wink
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/04/15 11:42 PM

Originally Posted By: knightgames
Matt Wagner put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-dingdong."


Now shake his hand.


Did he put the Bop in the Bop She Bop too?


Man we are aging ourselves here dude! winkngrin
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 04:54 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
I'm still waiting for a current day updated cover of "Amore".



Wheeeen an eel lunges out and it bites off your snout... that's amore.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 04:55 AM

Originally Posted By: Nixer
Originally Posted By: knightgames
Matt Wagner put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-dingdong."


Now shake his hand.


Did he put the Bop in the Bop She Bop too?


Man we are aging ourselves here dude! winkngrin



Yup. Shakes head. Where did it all go?
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 06:40 AM

So... has Matt been found already? Or does he fit in the same category as Bigfoot, Nessie, mermaids, El Chupacabra and Belgians?
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 10:24 AM

Originally Posted By: knightgames
Originally Posted By: Nixer
Originally Posted By: knightgames
Matt Wagner put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-dingdong."


Now shake his hand.


Did he put the Bop in the Bop She Bop too?


Man we are aging ourselves here dude! winkngrin



Yup. Shakes head. Where did it all go?

Here I'd always thought it was the Bomp.
And I got nuthin' to say here, except
Hurt Hurt Hum de hidda hidda Hurt Hurt
Hum de hidda hidda Hurt Hurt
Hum de hidda hidda Hurt Waaaahhhhhhhhh....
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 11:10 AM

Hurdy Gurdy Man by Donovan?
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 11:22 AM

Mmmm-Bop.
Posted By: Lewis-A2A

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 11:24 AM

Your feeble attempt to make this the last word thread will only FAIL.

Hail Hydra! Hail Semmerm! Hail the never ending thread!

Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 12:13 PM

The Matt is out there.

I want to believe.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 01:25 PM

*echoing whistle*

I want to be cheap.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 01:27 PM

I was on the BBC news website earlier this morning and I thought it was pretty sad that their story about Joss Whedon quitting Twitter was the most popular read story while their story about the atrocities being committed in Aleppo, Syria was #5. Sigh....humans.

Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 03:47 PM

I cannot quite Twitter since I never used it biggrin
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 03:50 PM

Hmmm, I guess the royal baby was fat. As a pig.

Maybe it's an anagram.

We need Matt Wagner's help!
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 04:42 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Hurdy Gurdy Man by Donovan?


WhipperSnapper...

EVERYBODY, well except Matt Wagner and you, knows that's Runaround Sue by Dion.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 05:17 PM

As I never saw Dion TYPE the song I think that's assuming a lot.

With my two fists of iron I'm going nowhere.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 05:20 PM

Didn't Dion also sing "Runaway" or was that someone else? My memory is a bit fuzzy with those doo-wop era artists.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 06:03 PM

I wonder if Matt Wagner was behind this:

Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 06:03 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Didn't Dion also sing "Runaway" or was that someone else? My memory is a bit fuzzy with those doo-wop era artists.


No, that was Bon Jovi biggrin




[it was Del Shannon]
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 06:03 PM

Del Shannon.

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/05/15 06:16 PM

Ah ok. Thanks Jayhawk and knight.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 12:09 PM

Soul Asylum sang Runaway Train.

Ozzy sang Crazy Train.

Matt Wagner sang Disco Train.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 12:41 PM

Doobie Brothers sang Long Train Running. smile
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 12:41 PM

....and performed it on Soul Train.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 12:44 PM

In the comfort of a studio cooled by a Trane.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 12:48 PM

Who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 01:01 PM

Since he made someone fall in love with you, I'm assuming he's a powerful wizard. Must be Gandalf.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 01:03 PM

Ok, now I think I'm lost with this thread discussion.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 01:14 PM

Gandalf - the old wizard that lived in the desert that sent Luke on his adventure over the rainbow. Turns out the tin man was also the coward in that version, though. No dragons, though in the third movie there was a bunch of furry dwarves that had a big battle.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 07:35 PM

It was just one, played by Peter Dinklage, it just seemed like you saw him everywhere.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/06/15 09:40 PM

I don't always need help finding my way around the internet.

But when I do, I call Matt Wagner.
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 07:29 AM

Blues Project sang Two Trains Runnin'.

But 'Trane played Giant Steps.

Matt Wagner did not write the Ring Cycle.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 11:22 AM

But did he write Tannhauser?
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 12:11 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
But did he write Tannhauser?


No, but legend has it that he rode with the Valkyries once.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 12:17 PM

Mandatory posting of the greatest Looney Tunes short ever,


Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 12:32 PM

When you need a new cooling unit delivered, rely on the Trane Train.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 01:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
But did he write Tannhauser?


No, but legend has it that he rode with the Valkyries once.


And was in Suicide Kings.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 02:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
But did he write Tannhauser?


No, but legend has it that he rode with the Valkyries once.


Yeah, that was fun! Ride during the day, party at night. Matt could do great imitations of Royalty - you should see his "Queen Victoria". But, faithful nephew that he was, every day after the ride and before the partying, he sat down and wrote a letter to his uncle Richard.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 04:08 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Mandatory posting of the greatest Looney Tunes short ever,






Posted By: DrZebra

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 04:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
But did he write Tannhauser?


No, but legend has it that he rode with the Valkyries once.



but did he see the C-beams glitter?

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 06:46 PM

Rutger Hauer is Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg in the Gary Glitter story!

Learn how the abortive coup against Hitler led to the creation of the greatest arena rock anthem of the 20th century!





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/07/15 10:37 PM

So to sum it up so far...

Some guy posts here in CH for info from Matt Wagner on DCS World, RSVP no less via PM. The Illuminati somehow got involved along with Kate Upton, her boobs and Lois Lerner, then an otorhinolaryngologist from Calgon took her away.

A batch of flying pancakes showed up with photos of old girlfriends which were somehow eaten by a giraffe in a big building called a hospital. 3 posts about horses and stables followed by more hoarse and German Chocolate related stuff.

Elvis showed up, or didn't, with Sade to feed some Christians to lions in a pit infested with Pythons and a few gun nuts.

A few cute little kittens tried to turn the tide, but the Battle of Pharsalus was still lost, possibly due to underinflated footballs. An irate member tried to clean it all up, but Tidy Bowl seems overrated, not underinflated.

After pondering whether a language really dies if there is no one around in a Tesla to listen to it, we hear about Nigerians and soap....not necessarily in that order, or even related to each other.

Someone mentioned Homeland security, so I left for a few days and hid in the Walmart secret tunnels until a Black helicopter brought me back with some broccoli.

Somebody Ram-a-Rammed a ding dong (was it Sister Rae?) and Little Italy went berserk....until somebody mentioned Bon Jovi.

Pretty much a Trane (train) wreck so far, hopefully with the help of Bugs Bunny we'll get back on topic,
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 04:07 AM

Matt, can you please tell Yoda to call me? Thanks!
Posted By: toonces

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 06:07 AM

I thought Tesla was a crappy 80's band?
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 08:24 AM

@Nixer: you forgot the Most Interesting Man in the World also showed up...
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 10:33 AM

The kittens on the losing side of the Battle of Pharsalus were then quickly proscribed by the Roman Senate.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 12:35 PM

Bring out the Gimp. Is Matt Wagner the Gimp? You never see them together at the same time...
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 12:41 PM

Originally Posted By: toonces
I thought Tesla was a crappy 80's band?


Just because the only song of theirs anyone heard or remembers was a cover of a 60s song doesn't mean they were crappy!

Oh wait...



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 12:52 PM

Help me Oobie-Doo Banoobie, you're my only hope.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 12:55 PM

I am your father.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 12:59 PM

How come commercials for male enhancement drugs like Cialis and Viagra never even show people in bed together?? Aren't they missing the entire point for why these drugs are taken? lol
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 01:06 PM

Now they just feature a middle-aged woman who is on the abnormally hot side sitting and lying down in a bed.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: 531 Ghost

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 05:16 PM

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 06:15 PM





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/08/15 07:43 PM

Never mute the microphone to your suit when doing an EVA.

That way they can hear you scream in space.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/10/15 11:56 AM



smile
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/10/15 02:09 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
How come commercials for male enhancement drugs like Cialis and Viagra never even show people in bed together?? Aren't they missing the entire point for why these drugs are taken? lol


Can you imagine the scramble in the 911 call center to write down the number of the guy who calls in and says

"I've had an erection for over 4 hours and need help!"

reading exitstageleft
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/10/15 10:21 PM

I miss the Viagra and the Nigerian scams spam - sometimes they were fun to read biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 02:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss


smile


Oh, is Maester Aemon the pilot of that plane? biggrin

(GoT/Song of Ice and Fire reference)



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 02:56 PM

To hell with walking a mile for a Camel; he likes that whiskey well enough to fly into combat for it.

What would Matt Wagner do for his favorite "adult beverage?"

RSVP me via private message, please.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 03:33 PM

I need to know if EDGE will feature beverages rendered in DX10 instead of DX9?

Send me a singing telegram at once, please.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 04:33 PM

And he wants the singing telegram delivered by pony messenger, if at all possible.
Posted By: 531 Ghost

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 04:38 PM

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 05:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
And he wants the singing telegram delivered by pony messenger, if at all possible.

Not by land shark?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master




The Jedi Master



this was hilarious biggrin
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 07:29 PM

Matt Wagner, I am hungry!

What's for lunch?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 07:32 PM

Here's an interesting list of languages that have become extinct over the past few centuries,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_languages_by_time_of_extinction
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/11/15 07:49 PM

A language never truly dies as long as we remember it. *sniff*

Matt Wagner I hear is a fan of Urban Aramaic.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 02:35 AM

Crud... I just spent 24 years learning Rural Aramaic. It's what JC spoke with his 12 homies.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 02:48 AM

I am watching Avatar.

This movie should had been rated X.

There are topless blue people in it.

This film is exploiting blue people.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 04:08 AM

Matt, I heard you were on here. Can you please hook me up with Captain Kirk? Thanks
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 04:18 AM

I've found Matt Wagner on Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Wagner
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 04:39 AM

In space, Captain Kirk hooks up with you... if you're a green SpaceBabe with at least 6 eyes!

His (Not Matt Wagner's) favorite lines:-

- You must be an unknown galaxy because I haven’t explored you yet.
- Are you willing to boldly go where no one has gone before?
- Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
- I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
- If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?
- Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
- Sorry I can't stop looking at your chest, you must have a tractor beam in your blouse.
- Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.
- Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
- You have the most eyes I've ever seen!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 12:43 PM

Matt Wagner is a fish.


(Props if you get that reference)



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 12:45 PM

This post brought to you by the letter "N."

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 12:51 PM

Originally Posted By: CG2015

This film is exploiting blue people.


It ripped off the Smurfs.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Legend
In space, Captain Kirk hooks up with you... if you're a green SpaceBabe with at least 6 eyes!

His (Not Matt Wagner's) favorite lines:-

- You must be an unknown galaxy because I haven&#146;t explored you yet.
- Are you willing to boldly go where no one has gone before?
- Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom&#146;s place and watch &#145;Dr. Who&#146;?
- I can&#146;t help it &#151; my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
- If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?
- Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
- Sorry I can't stop looking at your chest, you must have a tractor beam in your blouse.
- Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.
- Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
- You have the most eyes I've ever seen!



Excellent post Legend! smile One of these days I'll have to take a count of how many women Kirk romanced in ST: TOS.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 01:33 PM

Well, there were 78 episodes.

So...78.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 01:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Well, there were 78 episodes.

So...78.



The Jedi Master
He never went after Sally Kellerman in "Where No Man Has Gone Before". biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 01:56 PM

She turned into a god before he had a chance to, and in his 30s even he knew when someone was out of his league. smile




The Jedi Master
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 02:21 PM

You mean A League of Their Own ?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 02:24 PM

Originally Posted By: oldgrognard
You mean A League of Their Own ?
Didn't that movie have Madonna in it?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 02:27 PM

...and Rosie O'Donnell, whom even Kirk wouldn't bone, no matter how alien she looks.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 08:28 PM

There's no crying in Starfleet!!!!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/12/15 10:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
There's no crying in Starfleet!!!!

The Jedi Master


Tell it to the android!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 04:52 AM

Who can blame him? He had a problem with DCS World and never got an RSVP via private message from Matt Wagner.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 05:29 AM

He's an android. You could probably plug a joystick into his nostril, connect him via his left index finger to Enterprise's main viewscreen and play DCS smoother and at higher resolution than ever before!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 11:20 AM

Didn't Smokey Robinson sing a song titled "Tears of an Android"?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 11:31 AM

Originally Posted By: Legend
He's an android. You could probably plug a joystick into his nostril, connect him via his left index finger to Enterprise's main viewscreen and play DCS smoother and at higher resolution than ever before!




worth a try - thanks !
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 02:33 PM

That gives an entire new dimension to HOTAS.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 02:35 PM

I see HOTAS is still automatically turned into an ad link. That drives me nuts
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 04:21 PM

My wife's drives me nuts.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 04:41 PM

I like cashew nuts.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 04:44 PM

Cashews, pecans and peanuts are my holy trinity of goodness!
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 05:29 PM

Not a pistachio man?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/13/15 05:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
Not a pistachio man?
I like those too but they're not in my top 3. Pistachios also have those annoying shells that make a mess!

Reminds me of this classic scene!


Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 02:08 AM

Almonds are the Rodney Dangerfield of nuts.

And the hazelnut is the king.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 04:10 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Peally
Not a pistachio man?
I like those too but they're not in my top 3. Pistachios also have those annoying shells that make a mess!


Do you mean the red shells? They have been dyed red.

You can buy pistachio still in shell but the shells haven't been dyed.

Google search turn up this explanation:

Quote:
...most pistachios were imported from the Middle East, where traditional harvesting methods left stains on the shells. Dying the shell red or green covered up the stains. But today about 98 percent of pistachios sold in the U.S. are grown in California, where a more mechanized harvesting process means that the nuts are picked, hulled and dried before the shell has a chance to become stained, so there is no need to dye them.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 05:14 AM

Wait...
Matt Wagner.
Watt Magner.
War Magnet.


Oh. My. God.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 11:28 AM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Peally
Not a pistachio man?
I like those too but they're not in my top 3. Pistachios also have those annoying shells that make a mess!


Do you mean the red shells? They have been dyed red.

You can buy pistachio still in shell but the shells haven't been dyed.

Google search turn up this explanation:

Quote:
...most pistachios were imported from the Middle East, where traditional harvesting methods left stains on the shells. Dying the shell red or green covered up the stains. But today about 98 percent of pistachios sold in the U.S. are grown in California, where a more mechanized harvesting process means that the nuts are picked, hulled and dried before the shell has a chance to become stained, so there is no need to dye them.



I dont see how this response has any relevance to my comment?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 11:39 AM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
I've found Matt Wagner on Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Wagner



aha !!!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 02:12 PM

We now take a short break from our regularly scheduled thread for a musical interlude:

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 03:05 PM

Much better than Stationary Tumbleweeds. That song just sat there.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 03:07 PM

I actually saw a lot of tumbleweeds when I lived in West Texas.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 03:22 PM

Soylent brown is made from tumbleweeds!!!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 05:36 PM

Matt, can you please tell Obi Wan Konobi to PM me? It's urgent!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 05:38 PM

Trivia question:

Name the two actors who appeared on both "Tron" (the original film) and Babylon 5.

One should be easy to figure out while the other one is more obscure. smile
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 05:38 PM

I am your father.

I´ve already told you so.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 07:23 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Trivia question:

Name the two actors who appeared on both "Tron" (the original film) and Babylon 5.

One should be easy to figure out while the other one is more obscure. smile


Considering he was also the only actor to appear in Tron, B5, multiple Star Trek films and series, and Titanic, I don't think he's THAT obscure.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 07:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Trivia question:

Name the two actors who appeared on both "Tron" (the original film) and Babylon 5.

One should be easy to figure out while the other one is more obscure. smile


Considering he was also the only actor to appear in Tron, B5, multiple Star Trek films and series, and Titanic, I don't think he's THAT obscure.



The Jedi Master
lol Actually make that THREE actors. I forgot about David Warner.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/14/15 07:46 PM

Oh, you're talking about the guy who was also on Sliders once as well as Tron and B5.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/15/15 12:28 PM

I don't know who that is.

Matt Wagner, please RSVP me via private message.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/16/15 03:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Lewis-A2A
The original Dart, no pretenders here. There is only one true King of Westeros, I mean SIMHQ.


Now I'm really confused.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/18/15 02:15 PM

I thought you were Dart? You're saying you're Really Confused instead?

Maybe Matt can clear this up...



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/18/15 02:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
I don't know who that is.

Peter Jurasik.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 01:37 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Dart
I don't know who that is.

Peter Jurasik.


I heard they named a park after him.
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 02:05 AM

Peter Park..who would go there?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 01:27 PM

Mary Jane Wats?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 01:28 PM

A Ka-50 pilot hunting separatist BMP's...or would if I could get DCS World to work.

If only I knew the name of who to ask for a PM about help.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 01:50 PM

Separatist BMPs? I didn't think Count Dooku used Russian APCs, just massive droid armies to fight the Republic's clones.

Or are those BMPs from Quebec or Scotland?

Send PM a PM about who to PM.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 01:53 PM

You're thinking of Count Dooku, he's talking about Count Dookie who did indeed use KA-50s to great comedic effect.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 01:57 PM

And yes, both Abe Vigoda AND Christopher Lee are still alive.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 01:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
You're thinking of Count Dooku, he's talking about Count Dookie who did indeed use KA-50s to great comedic effect.


Count Dookie was Green Day's breakout album with songs like Count Basket Case and Count Longview and of course Count When I Come Around.


Matt Wagner plays the pan flute on Count Welcome to Paradise.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 02:01 PM

His name is a killing word...
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 02:01 PM

What ever happened to Zamphyr?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 02:15 PM

He went to the hills of Florida and made a profitable bottled water company.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 02:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
He went to the hills of Florida and made a profitable bottled water company.



The Jedi Master
Hills? What hills? Oh you mean the garbage dump hills!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 02:19 PM

You've never been to the hills of Pasco County?
http://www.ci.zephyrhills.fl.us/

They're alive with the sounds of tourists!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 02:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You've never been to the hills of Pasco County?
http://www.ci.zephyrhills.fl.us/

They're alive with the sounds of tourists!




The Jedi Master
I wonder what percentage of the local workforce is employed by Zephyr Hills Water?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 07:34 PM

I would think somewhere between 1 and 99%.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 07:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
I would think somewhere between 1 and 99%.



The Jedi Master
Brilliant my dear Watson!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 07:40 PM

It's a rough calculation, but based on solid evidence. I stand by it.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 07:43 PM

it is precisely 4:43
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 07:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
it is precisely 4:43
Ah that's right. Brazil is only 1 hour ahead of the US east coast.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 07:45 PM

It's imprecisely 3-something.

I don't have the benefit of Matt Wagner's hyper-accurate timepiece.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 08:11 PM

It is not dinner time yet ?
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/19/15 11:54 PM

Matt, someone said you were on here. Can you train me to be a Jedi? Thanks.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/20/15 12:36 PM

He cannot teach you. You have no patience.

And you are too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/20/15 01:42 PM

If he uses Windows he has Patience!

And if Win10 is here, he'll have Candy Crush as well.

Matt, will we be able to play Candy Crush on the A-10C's MFD?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/20/15 01:49 PM

Is it just me or have the questions on "Jeopardy" gotten a lot easier lately?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/20/15 03:25 PM

dentist
just
came
from
the
dentist
I
am
at
home
now
dentist
not
at
home
I
am
cat
at
home
anastesy
anestesy
anatesised
annastesy
anastasy
annastesy
anesthesy
wathever.
biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/20/15 07:39 PM

William Faulkner presents As I Lay Getting My Teeth Done.




The Jedi Maste
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/21/15 01:20 AM

the only good thing about going to the dentist is leaving.
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/21/15 02:41 AM

Alex, "what do Chuck Norris, David Hasselhoff, and Matt Wagner have in common?"

Alex, "and the correct answer is, 'perfect teeth'".
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/21/15 11:35 AM

And what's the deal with Pat Sajak's hair? It's a more perfectly shaped helmet than Jimmy Johnson ever had.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/21/15 12:31 PM

Matt Wagner is Pat Sajak's hair.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/21/15 07:35 PM

Matt Wagner knows why they spoke a drunken phrase in English in Das Boot.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/21/15 08:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
Matt Wagner knows why they spoke a drunken phrase in English in Das Boot.


Matt Wagner was the guy who taught that line to Thomsen.
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/22/15 12:42 AM

Matt Wagner, you really should find a way to monetize this immensely popular thread. It might help pay for Edge development.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/22/15 12:14 PM

today is a dentist-free day.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/22/15 12:18 PM

Some useless trivia for this wonderful Friday,


Akira Kurosawa was the original director for the Japanese sequences in "Tora, Tora, Tora" but due to creative differences with 20th Century Fox he dropped out.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/22/15 02:56 PM

Also, Akira Kurosawa is a killing word just like Matt Wagner.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/22/15 03:15 PM

Both of those are two words??



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/22/15 03:19 PM

Good point. We all know of course that Mua'dib is one word!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/23/15 01:25 AM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Both of those are two words??



The Jedi Master


It's called "double tapping."
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/23/15 09:04 PM

Dang!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_I_Wanna_Do_Is_Make_Love_to_You

After 25 years I only now realize this song is about a woman who used a one night stand to get pregnant because the man she loves is not able to father children.

All these years I thought this song was encouraging women to pick up strange men standing at the side of the road and have one night stand with them.

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/23/15 10:57 PM

Heart definitely mellowed out later in their career. The music in the beginning was much harder.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/24/15 12:48 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help! Can you teach me to fly an F-16? Thanks!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/24/15 05:28 PM

He can't...he's lying on the floor.

I think his brother Art is hanging around somewhere, though.
Posted By: Wrecking Crew

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/25/15 01:57 AM

I don't know where else to go to get an answer so here goes...



Why does the conditioner empty before the shampoo?

shedevil
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/25/15 05:17 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Heart definitely mellowed out later in their career. The music in the beginning was much harder.



Still better than what became of Jefferson Starship. "We Built This City" REALLY?


From "White Rabbit" to "We Built This City." Who wrote your later music? Barry Manilow?
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/25/15 05:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Wrecking Crew
I don't know where else to go to get an answer so here goes...



Why does the conditioner empty before the shampoo?

shedevil



If they can sell Batman Shampoo then why isn't there a Conditioner Gordon next to it on the shelf?
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/25/15 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: knightgames


If they can sell Batman Shampoo then why isn't there a Conditioner Gordon next to it on the shelf?


thumbsup biggrin
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/26/15 04:26 AM

Speaking of White Rabbit.

Hey Matt?

Is it Wabbit season or Duck season?



Unfortunately this cartoon and other Looney Tunes cartoons are banned from some channels now because they are deemed to be too graphic and promote gun violence and other violent acts.

Pathetic how we have become a society of cry babies and wimps and wussies!
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/26/15 09:09 AM

I spent a lot of time one day on youtube looking for
the classic WB Foghorn Leghorn Vs Dog (Dawg?) cartoon
where Dog passes a rope through every obstacle on the
farm including various downspouts and threading all
the rungs of a couple of ladders, then loops the end
around Foghorn's leg and connects the other end to
something like a truck driving away, and the last two
minutes of the film are just following Foghorn being
pulled backward through everything. I couldn't find it
anywhere. I assume it has been censored for being too
violent.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/27/15 12:52 PM

Or just either no one bothered to put it up or it was and got taken down DMCA-style.

Either way, it's because of Matt Wagner.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/27/15 12:56 PM

I agree that political correctness has gone too far concerning kids cartoons but I remember a couple of the old Tom & Jerry cartoons that had some pretty bad and blatant racism so I can understand if those episodes were pulled by the studio.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/28/15 02:55 AM

Heck, the release of Old School Sesame Street DVDs came with an adult only warning.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/28/15 11:07 AM

Originally Posted By: knightgames


Still better than what became of Jefferson Starship. "We Built This City" REALLY?


From "White Rabbit" to "We Built This City." Who wrote your later music? Barry Manilow?


And don't forget "Nothing's Going to Stop Us" from the movie "Mannequin". biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/28/15 01:58 PM

I had. Now I remember. Thank you.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/28/15 11:09 PM

I heard Jefferson Starship was renamed to reflect modern realities.

They're now Jefferson Probe.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 12:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Dart
I heard Jefferson Starship was renamed to reflect modern realities.

They're now Jefferson Probe.


Maybe Jefferson Drone would have been more appropos... wink
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 10:29 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
I agree that political correctness has gone too far concerning kids cartoons but I remember a couple of the old Tom & Jerry cartoons that had some pretty bad and blatant racism so I can understand if those episodes were pulled by the studio.

Some of the cartoons from the thirties are pretty
frighteningly racist. And the WW2 ones use every
conceivable derogatory stereotype for the enemy.
They got airtime in the fifties, but were gone by
about '61.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 10:49 AM

The controversial Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes cartoons were still being shown on TV when I was a kid in the early 80's.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 12:59 PM

Yeah, no one thought twice about the cartoons. You can't find Song of the South anywhere now, but I saw it numerous times on TV growing up. Despite the fact that it had a wonderful song sung by the lead black actor, where he was pretty much the smartest person in the film (!), it's now viewed as being too incorrect because of his mannerisms and other attitudes in the film.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 01:24 PM

I'm OK with that. I miss those old shows, and if they showed our enemies of the 40's politically incorrectly boo hoo. Still less retarded than what I see on TV now for kids.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 01:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
and if they showed our enemies of the 40's politically incorrectly boo hoo.


And besides, all of that was child's play compared to what came out of Axis propaganda. Nothing the Allies did came close to "Jud Suss".
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 04:47 PM

Matt Wagner turned down a central role in a reality TV show.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/29/15 07:49 PM

Yeah, "So You Think You Can Produce a Flight Sim" was a poor premise.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/31/15 01:53 AM

Hey Doctor Wagner:

Why does my urine smell funny when I go pee after I have eaten asparagus?
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/31/15 02:51 PM

Because it's better than having your asparagus smell like pee.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 05/31/15 03:44 PM

it is time again for a P-51D Mustang screenshot




biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
it is time again for a P-51D Mustang screenshot



But...you posted TWO??

Matt Wagner, please PM me at once to explain this numerical discrepancy!

Matt?

Matt?

Are you there?




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 02:07 PM

I find the lack of Matt Wagner's responses to this thread disturbing. reading
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 02:11 PM

I find the lack of Matt Wagner's responses to this thread reassuring. He has some work to do- no time to lose lollygagging here.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 02:46 PM

This is probably too easy but I'll ask this trivia question anyway.


Name 2 actors who appeared in a Stanley Kubrick film who were also on the cast of Star Wars: A New Hope.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 02:52 PM

Matt Wagner? And James Earl Jones. wink
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 02:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
Matt Wagner? And James Earl Jones. wink
You got one right.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 03:01 PM

Right, JEJ did voice work but didn't appear in the film was was uncredited (until the special edition 20 years later) so only Matt Wagner was.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 03:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Right, JEJ did voice work but didn't appear in the film was was uncredited (until the special edition 20 years later) so only Matt Wagner was.




The Jedi Master
Why was he uncredited? I guess the union rules at the time for voice actors were different?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 08:18 PM

He was blacklisted by the McCarthy Committee for refusing to denounce Paul Reubens.

Paul Reubens, as we all know, responded to every question regarding any affiliations with the Communist Party with "I know you are, but what am I?"
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 08:44 PM

That's why the sandwich Matt Wagner created is called a Reuben.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 08:46 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Right, JEJ did voice work but didn't appear in the film was was uncredited (until the special edition 20 years later) so only Matt Wagner was.




The Jedi Master
Why was he uncredited? I guess the union rules at the time for voice actors were different?


His choice I guess.

Quote:
James Earl Jones provided Vader's voice, but was initially uncredited in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope and Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back because he felt his contributions were too small to warrant recognition





The Jedi Master
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/01/15 09:18 PM

If Matt Wagner was in Star Wars, what color was his lightsaber?

Color of Lightsabers
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/02/15 01:29 PM

He has a rainbow saber, useful at raves as well.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/02/15 01:31 PM

Ugh. I was just reminded of that rave in "Matrix Reloaded". Definitely one of the most awkward scenes in any scifi movie.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/02/15 02:08 PM

Contrast it with the almost-contemporary one at the beginning of Blade...that turns into a literal bloodbath. smile



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/02/15 03:52 PM

Matt Wagner knows better than to take random pill selections from strangers.

1970's Jedi Matt Wagner's light saber was actually a strobe with a setting for black light.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/02/15 03:58 PM

Richard Wagner is my favorite "Wagner" of all time but Matt is a close second.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/02/15 09:37 PM

Just for reference, how many Wagners do you know?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/02/15 10:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Legend
Just for reference, how many Wagners do you know?
There's actually another IT tech at my job with the name of Richard Wagner. biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/03/15 12:47 PM

There's also Robert Wagner, also known as Number Two.



There's also Jack Wagner, an 80s soap star who had a semi-successful recording career with such hits as "All I Need".





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/03/15 01:50 PM

There are 8 towns and one county in the United States named "Wagner".

Nestlé owns a frozen pizza brand called "Wagner".

In Goethe's Faust there's a character named Wagner.

There's an old myth, nay, legend, that claims that there will be a Chosen One (TM) who shall bring balance to the Simulation Market; and his name shall be M'atwag'Naar.

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/03/15 01:59 PM

He's a Chiss?? Didn't see that one coming.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/03/15 02:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
There are 8 towns and one county in the United States named "Wagner".

Nestlé owns a frozen pizza brand called "Wagner".

In Goethe's Faust there's a character named Wagner.

There's an old myth, nay, legend, that claims that there will be a Chosen One (TM) who shall bring balance to the Simulation Market; and his name shall be M'atwag'Naar.



That's Legend with a capital L and His Name is not M'atwag'Naar. 'Chosen one™' is correct, though.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/03/15 03:37 PM

Has he drawn the HOTAS from the stone?

Did the Lady of the Net give him Her mouse?
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/03/15 03:51 PM

You can't expect to wield supreme power just because some watery tart threw a hard drive at you!

If I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a monitor at me, they'd put me away!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/04/15 01:24 PM

That's because Matt Wagner is the King of the Britons.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/04/15 01:27 PM

Did you guys know that the Roman city of Camulondunum in England became the modern day city of Colchester?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/04/15 01:49 PM

Matt Wagner once used Colchester as his opening move in a game of Mornington Crescent, winning in four rounds.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/04/15 02:06 PM

Matt Wagner will be the star of HBO's new spinoff series, Game of Crescents.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/05/15 04:57 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Will you please teach me the secrets of the universe? Thanks.
Posted By: Wrecking Crew

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/05/15 05:30 AM

I'd trade a red licorice for some Matt Wagner advice on a leak --



WC
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/05/15 11:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
He's a Chiss?? Didn't see that one coming.

The Jedi Master


Why, didn't you watch "Game of Thrawns"?

Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/05/15 11:15 AM

Game of Prawns?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/05/15 12:28 PM

Dinner is coming...



The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/05/15 12:48 PM

A Lannister always leaves a tip.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/07/15 04:29 AM

It's only the start of June and it already got to 98 degrees.

It's going to be a long long hot hot hot summer and furthermore, with the record rains we had last month, over 17 inches above normal, the mosquitoes are going to be swarming in large numbers and brutal!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 02:34 PM

Ugh, 98, you live too far north. You should move south to where it's cool in Florida and the highs are in the mid-80s, like today it's going to 86.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 02:36 PM

I'd rather have 110 degree and 0% humidity weather than 86 degree and 95% humidity weather.
Posted By: Mudcat

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 02:48 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
I'd rather have 110 degree and 0% humidity weather than 86 degree and 95% humidity weather.


I'd rather have the humidity, take a nice breeze for example, in humid conditions a breeze cools you off. Wind gusts with a temp of 110 and 0% humidity are like turning the blower of public restroom hand dryer towards your face.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 03:12 PM

And in 40 degree weather that humidity turns that breeze into an insta-freeze that makes you wish you were dead.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 03:13 PM

The humidity just makes me feel like I'm suffocating. The dry heat feels hot on my face yes but no suffocating feeling.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 03:15 PM

Humidity...making every temperature feel worse since the dawn of time.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Mudcat

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 05:48 PM

Dry Heat, still really !@#@#!!% hot
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 06:34 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please tell me how to gain financial wealth! Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 06:38 PM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please tell me how to gain financial wealth! Thanks.


That's easy. Just start your own Nigerian scam service.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 07:29 PM

I was watching CNN and saw a commercial with Matt Wagner telling me to put all my money into gold DCS modules.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 07:33 PM

We all know that Matt is a huge investor in bitcoins.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/08/15 07:35 PM

Matt Wagner invented the bytecoin. Worth 8x as much.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/09/15 05:28 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please tell me how to gain financial wealth! Thanks.


That's easy. Just start your own Nigerian scam service.


Nice! Are you really Matt Wagner!!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/09/15 08:43 PM

Matt Wagner has bytecoins by the terraflop.

Please respond RSVP via private message for help in releasing the funds held in your name, your Royal Nigerian Sir.
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/09/15 08:48 PM



yeahA single call for help was heard by Matt Wagner and not a damn was given.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 01:40 AM

In space, no one can hear Matt Wagner scream.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 06:00 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Will you help me claim the Iron Throne? Thanks.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 08:19 AM

Pink Floyd's unreleased version of Comfortably Numb - Comfortably Matt Wagner.

I think the former selection was the better choice.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: knightgames
In space, no one can hear Matt Wagner scream.


But Matt Wagner CAN hear you scream. Because Wagner physics.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 01:39 PM

This thread is still going? biggrin
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 01:40 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
This thread is still going? biggrin


Well, Mr. Wagner still didn't contact O.P. so...
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 01:51 PM

Matt Wagner played both sides of Family Feud and won. He can't even lose to himself.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 02:00 PM

Can you imagine a game show now where the host kisses all female contestants on the lips?
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 02:03 PM

Sounds like a good way to spread the herp
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 02:05 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Can you imagine a game show now where the host kisses all female contestants on the lips?


I *might* have seen something on the internet like that... oops
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 08:39 PM

my GPU stopped working - who should I blame for that ?

now I have to RMA it.

someone has to take the blame.

should I blame him ???
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 09:59 PM

You should ask him to RSVP via private message.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/10/15 10:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
You should ask him to RSVP via private message.


I'll do that - with the copy of code 43 attached.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 12:07 PM

I cracked up a bit when I read this news headline this morning,


EU says time for Greek 'happy ending'.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 01:59 PM

The Greek gov't sent a PM to Matt Wagner because they know he could fix it.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 02:42 PM

it is a lot of fun trying to do something using my MoBo 512MB shared video memory, games don´t work and CS6 is slow.

3 weeks until my new GPU arrives and at least a couple of months before Nvidia returns my old one, it they ever do it.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 02:55 PM

I'd advise you to send a PM to Matt Wagner, but somehow...



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 02:57 PM

You need to send the PM though on a sub-space frequency.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 03:54 PM

I'll use smoke signals - failing that I'll try to use telepathy.
Posted By: Sokol1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 04:12 PM

The guy will ask for Mr. Wagner to fix the BoS SP Campaign? biggrin
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 04:31 PM

Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, I don't think there really is a Matt Wagner. wink
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 04:49 PM

The greatest trick Matt Wagner ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 04:49 PM

The greatest trick Matt Wagner ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 05:08 PM

Originally Posted By: knightgames
Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, I don't think there really is a Matt Wagner. wink


Matt was last seen getting some kind of sword from the Lady of the Lake.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 06:19 PM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
The greatest trick Matt Wagner ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.


As someone who HAS been PM'd by Matt Wagner, I can attest that he does exist.

Or did.

Maybe he no longer exists...?




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 06:20 PM

Is getting PM'ed by Matt Wagner like getting punked by Ashton Kutcher?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 06:33 PM

Matt Wagner was married to Demi Moore and Mila Kunis at the same time.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 07:26 PM

the truth is, tuna sandwich tastes like tuna.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 09:28 PM

Traffic was slowed today by a chain gang working on the side of the road. As I drove by I heard Matt Wagner say: "What we have hear is a failure to communicate."
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 11:46 PM

I need my truck washed by that girl down the road from the chain gang.

Matt Wagner, please RSVP me via private message.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/11/15 11:54 PM

Yeah, she did have a nice set of squeegees.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/12/15 01:07 PM

"Takin off my shirt, boss."
"Takin off your shirt, Luke."
"Waving at Matt Wagner, boss."
"Waving at Matt Wagner, Luke."



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/12/15 02:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
it is a lot of fun trying to do something using my MoBo 512MB shared video memory, games don´t work and CS6 is slow.

3 weeks until my new GPU arrives and at least a couple of months before Nvidia returns my old one, it they ever do it.


I am weak.
I bought a Nvidia Gt740 4GB
to bridge me over until my
GTX 980 SC arrives later this month
I can't stand the wait
I know
I am weak
<sobbing>
I am sorry
...
you all know who I blame.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/12/15 07:45 PM

George Lucas?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/12/15 08:25 PM

Luke ... I am .... your Mother ...
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/12/15 10:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
Luke ... I am .... your Mother ...





I'm obviously cleverER.

biggrin
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/13/15 02:09 AM

biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/15/15 01:34 PM

When the helmet is pulled off at the end of ROTJ, we finally get to see Matt Wagner.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/15/15 02:41 PM

I need help in adjusting to the change of Jedi Ghosts in episode VII in the latest BluRay release.

Matt Wagner, please RSVP via private message.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/15/15 03:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
I need help in adjusting to the change of Jedi Ghosts in episode VII in the latest BluRay release.

Matt Wagner, please RSVP via private message carrier pigeon (African).


Fixed that for you, or you'll never get an answer. Matt Wagner does not dabble with anything "digital" (don't let "DCS" fool you!)
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/15/15 03:20 PM

I thought he used European ones?

Beautiful plumage!

Matt Wagner, RSVP ASAP AMA TMI!!!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/21/15 08:05 PM

The man, the myth, the legend... is on Twitch TV as I write this. yep

http://www.twitch.tv/wagmatt
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/21/15 09:06 PM

something's wrong, I can't believe I read through the whole thread (all 73 pages in my settings)

here it comes...

the sad pathetic feeling
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/21/15 10:30 PM

Still better than the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Posted By: Clydewinder

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/21/15 10:43 PM

Has this become the new "Whoever gets the last word wins" thread?
Posted By: saghen

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/21/15 11:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Clydewinder
Has this become the new "Whoever gets the last word wins" thread?


If it is, I'd better start participating. I won one of those threads and got a couple of Blu-Rays from semmern (thanks btw wave2)


On an off topic note (if things could be off topic in this thread), if you have ARMA 3 and are not playing with us at SimHQ...stop being lame and join us. biggrin

http://simhq.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/3732626/SimHQ_Arma3_multiplayer_-_Star#Post3732626
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 12:36 AM

One of these days, Matt will done his red cape and proudly announce the DCS2.0 beta.
ThomasDW, will back me up on that!
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 12:50 AM

biggrin
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 11:43 AM

Ugh...Monday mornings.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 12:57 PM

Originally Posted By: saghen
Originally Posted By: Clydewinder
Has this become the new "Whoever gets the last word wins" thread?



On an off topic note (if things could be off topic in this thread), if you have ARMA 3 and are not playing with us at SimHQ...stop being lame and join us. biggrin



Gladly, if you flatten the Earth a little to get rid of some time-zones in between. smash smile
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 02:44 PM

Bah, REAL men do not require "sleep" and will go online 24 hrs a day!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 02:45 PM

24? Bah, I specifically moved to a country with DST so I could have a 25 hours-long day to stay online 25 hours a day!
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 02:53 PM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
24? Bah, I specifically moved to a country with DST so I could have a 25 hours-long day to stay online 25 hours a day!


Bah, the abuse of Italian magic potions (Espresso, Cappuccino, Caffelatte) is considered doping and therefore cheating. smile
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 02:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk

Bah, the abuse of Italian magic potions (Espresso, Cappuccino, Caffelatte) is considered doping and therefore cheating. smile


I was very upset as a child when I found out that espresso originated in Italy and NOT Cuba. biggrin
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 03:06 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Jayhawk

Bah, the abuse of Italian magic potions (Espresso, Cappuccino, Caffelatte) is considered doping and therefore cheating. smile


I was very upset as a child when I found out that espresso originated in Italy and NOT Cuba. biggrin



"Esprejo" Libre? biggrin biggrin
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 03:50 PM

Matt Wagner knows the best coffee is grown in Puerto Rico. Seriously.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 04:44 PM

But...Juan Valdez!!!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 04:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
But...Juan Valdez!!!



The Jedi Master
He hand picks all of the coffee beans for his company! That guy is a beast!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 04:50 PM

No, the beast walks beside him. His trusty camel...



The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/22/15 09:05 PM

LMFAO! rofl
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/23/15 08:34 AM

Matt Wagner, Matt Wagner, Matt Wagner.



Nope. The legend is false. He doesn't appear if you call his name three times.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/23/15 01:25 PM

You have to PM him three times.

This is the 21st century, you know.

You can text him, Snapchat him, or swipe on Tinder 3 times as well.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/23/15 01:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You have to PM him three times.

This is the 21st century, you know.

You can text him, Snapchat him, or swipe on Tinder 3 times as well.




The Jedi Master
Tinder? I thought Matt was a married man?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/23/15 02:22 PM

Matt Wagner has progressed beyond such simple categories as "married" or "single". His consciousness can support multiple simultaneous relationships of all types.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 02:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You have to PM him three times.

This is the 21st century, you know.

You can text him, Snapchat him, or swipe on Tinder 3 times as well.




The Jedi Master



This old man can't keep up with all this new fangeled technology. I still have rabbit ears for my TV.
Posted By: Flogger23m

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 03:01 AM

Did we ever figure out what the OP wanted?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 01:28 PM

An audience with the Blessed One Himself, of course.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 01:31 PM

My top 3 guest stars of all time from ST: TOS,


1. William Campbell
2. Ricardo Montalban
3. Mark Lenard
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 03:50 PM

Matt Wagner invented rich Corithian leather.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 05:54 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Who will go first in the NBA draft? Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 05:55 PM

Can Matt Wagner take the managing job for the Boston Red Sox? I'm sure he can find a way to win.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 07:17 PM

Is this a new simhq lore in the making? like the forsquirrel thing... smilies about fighting in the shade, chili powder... etc.

Will there be a "Matt Wagner, I need your help!" smilie? Looks like he's becoming simhq's local Chuck Norris
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/24/15 07:33 PM

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is Matt Wagner.

Matt Wagner's PM deleted by ForSquirrels.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 07:48 AM

Matt Wagnerfu, apply directly to the skull, groin and big toes simutaneously.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 11:27 AM

there can be only One, maybe two. OK - maybe three.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 01:00 PM

Can there be only an imaginary number, like i, the square root of -1?

Matt Wagner, please respond immediately!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 01:09 PM

So will Star Wars have a bigger opening weekend than Jurassic World?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 01:18 PM

It's not coming out in the summer, so I'm going to say no.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 02:15 PM

did you take the blue bill ? I mean, the blue pill ?
Posted By: David Kennard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 02:46 PM

I always thought it was the Japanese, was it really the Germans Matt?

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 02:48 PM

Hehe, I absolutely loved Donald Sutherland in that movie. He played the snooty pot-smoking college professor perfectly.
Posted By: David Kennard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/25/15 04:41 PM

Originally Posted By: komemiute
popcorn


komemiute nailed it in the first reply to thread smile
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/26/15 12:55 PM

He nailed Matt Wagner?? eek



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/26/15 01:01 PM

Happy Friday ya'll!
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/27/15 02:35 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you tell me how to construct an ancient pyramid? Thanks.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/27/15 02:38 AM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you tell me how to construct an ancient pyramid? Thanks.


You will need a few 100,000 slaves.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/27/15 03:02 AM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you tell me how to construct an ancient pyramid? Thanks.


You will need a few 100,000 slaves.


and a lot more than that... the art of stone cutting is dying in Egypt. Well, considering it's been thousands of years, the fact that it's still alive(somewhat) is impressive though .


uh sorry... accidentally went "nerd" mode...
Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/27/15 06:14 AM

I think the first items of equipment needed for pyramid construction are...

Whips.

Lots of whips.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/27/15 06:58 AM

Whips....

.... and chains!
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/27/15 07:18 AM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you tell me how to construct an ancient pyramid? Thanks.

Dead easy. Just build a modern pyramid, and
wait several thousand years.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/27/15 07:29 AM

Matt Wagner, having problems with the Moses DLC in the Egypt module of Ancient Worlds. Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 12:59 PM

Don't make Matt Wagner use PanzerMeyer for communication! That's an unnecessary step that will delay response times!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 01:01 PM

OPEN CHANNEL!


I always wanted to say that.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 01:29 PM

But you only typed it.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 02:16 PM

PanzerMeyer is POSSESSED by Matt Wagner?! eek2 eek
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 02:42 PM

But...that's slavery!

Matt Wagner, do you OWN Panzer? Please respond!!!!!!!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 02:45 PM

This calls for some strange Japanese stuff,


Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 03:29 PM

Matt Wagner knows that any song is better when sang by Japanese girls.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 05:01 PM

If I go to a supermarket in Europe would I find items such as "Doritos" and "Twinkies" under the "ethnic foods" section?
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 05:11 PM

Is McDonald's a restaurant for "American" food or is it just known as the grease hut it is?
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 05:13 PM

Does Matt Wagner watch ECRAN?
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 05:14 PM

You can get Doritos in the "snacks" section of any larger supermarket. "Twinkies", on the other hand, are outlawed by the Geneva Convention and the Biological Weapons Convention (BWC).
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 05:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Peally
Is McDonald's a restaurant for "American" food or is it just known as the grease hut it is?


What's the latest in their ongoing feud with Campbell's?




[see "Massacre of Glencoe"]
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/29/15 05:17 PM

Originally Posted By: knightgames
Does Matt Wagner watch ECRAN?


That's a new show on Fox right? I think the full title is "When ECRANS attack".
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/30/15 12:55 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: knightgames
Does Matt Wagner watch ECRAN?


That's a new show on Fox right? I think the full title is "When ECRANS attack".



Unless I got it wrong, ECRAN is an on-board system of the K50 Blackshark helicopter. In the DCS Blackshark sim there's a female voice that always reminds you to 'watch ECRAN.'

I haven't played Blackshark in years so I'm going by old man's memory.


Other than that... yeah it's a summer replacement series on FOX. wink
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/30/15 11:28 AM

I thought ecran was a particularly subtle colour of beige.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/30/15 11:30 AM

Originally Posted By: knightgames

Unless I got it wrong, ECRAN is an on-board system of the K50 Blackshark helicopter. In the DCS Blackshark sim there's a female voice that always reminds you to 'watch ECRAN.'

I haven't played Blackshark in years so I'm going by old man's memory.


Your old man memory is quite correct! I still fly the KA-50 quite often so I got your reference right away.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/30/15 11:34 AM

tic-tac-t0e.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/30/15 12:54 PM

Ok, how's your little girl memory then?





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/30/15 04:49 PM

Surely you jest with that question.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 06/30/15 08:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Ok, how's your little girl memory then?





The Jedi Master


Oh that's not nice, Jedi.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 01:07 PM

Compare that pic with this one, and note the appearance of my younger daughter at left:


Matt Wagner, I need an explanation!!!





The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 01:10 PM

It's Shirley Temple reincarnated!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 03:50 PM

Matt Wagner, I'm having problems with people in this thread picking up on an Airplane reference. Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 03:56 PM

I haven't felt this bad since that Ronald Reagan film.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 05:47 PM

Don't call Matt Wagner Shirley.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 09:45 PM

Matt Wagner... Is it true that the first rule of Italian driving is: "Whatsa behind me doesnta matta?"
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 10:30 PM

Cheese in Italian is "Formaggio".
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 10:44 PM

Sonny Crockett almost never wore socks.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/01/15 11:40 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please get me a role in the new Star Wars film? Thanks.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 12:57 AM

I miss my Grandmother´s Kuglof cake.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 01:33 PM

Where did it go?

Matt Wagner, please contact immediately with cake location!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 01:35 PM

German chocolate cake isn't really German.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 01:37 PM

The German chocolate cake is a German chocolate lie.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 02:45 PM

Hamburgers aren't made of ham?! Matt Wagner, please respond immediately.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 02:51 PM

Weren't hamburgers invented in Hamburg, Germany?


duck
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 02:59 PM

Matt Wagner, the ingredients listed on my can of Solyent Green just say "meat;" please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 03:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
Matt Wagner, the ingredients listed on my can of Solyent Green just say "meat;" please RSVP via PM.


Hopefull it's not any of that 40+ year old Chinese meat.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 03:19 PM

thankfully , so far, nobody remembered to mention broccoli.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 03:36 PM

Matt Wagner probably would become an instant internet hero if he would respond to this thread and actually answer all our stupid important questions. smile
Posted By: piper

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 03:43 PM

Matt WILL answer all these questions when he's ready and not before.

Of course he will leak a couple of answers on utube, and 3rd party answerers will suggest nice but incomplete answers.

But, he will answer. Someday...
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
thankfully , so far, nobody remembered to mention broccoli.


Ah yes, Eon Productions, makers of the James Bond films, was founded by Albert R. "Cubby" Broccoli and Harry Saltzman.

James Bond is based on Matt Wagner.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/02/15 08:25 PM

Matt is out celebrating our day of Independence with LEROYYYY JENKINSSSS!
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/03/15 02:13 AM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
Matt Wagner probably would become an instant internet hero if he would respond to this thread and actually answer all our stupid important questions. smile


Matt was here last week and answered all our questions, eased our doubts (including the ones about His Existence) and even cracked a few jokes with the Moderators, may they live long and profit.

Matt Wagner's answers deleted by ForSquirrels.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/03/15 02:17 AM

... some people claim to have seen bigfoot ...
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/03/15 02:18 AM

Speaking of Matt Wagner, now that Top Gear is as good as cancelled, what is The Stig going to do?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/05/15 06:09 PM

Matt Wagner knows who the Stig is.
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/05/15 06:30 PM

They revealed The Stig.

Sorta .... once ...... maybe


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/06/15 03:02 PM

Will DCS World 2 feature fireworks over Vegas when you fly on the 4th of July?

Matt Wagner, reply immediately!!!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/06/15 03:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
... some people claim to have seen bigfoot ...


That weird guy from Close Encounters of the Third Kind saw bigfoot.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/06/15 03:12 PM

Richard Dreyfus isn't THAT weird...



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/07/15 06:35 AM

Hey Matt, what am I suppose to do if I see that cat?



Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/07/15 03:21 PM

Matt Wagner has his taser set to "kill" for cats on posters.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/07/15 07:59 PM

Tasercatz?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/07/15 08:10 PM

Lasercats?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/209651
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/08/15 12:25 PM

I wonder - what happened to all those viagra and cialis spam emails - all I get nowadays is diet pills spam ...
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/08/15 12:36 PM

It's pretty easy to filter out ED emails based on words like viagra and cialis. It's a lot harder to target dieting ones, so they send those to get by the filters.

Matt Wagner can get by any filter.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/08/15 03:37 PM

I got a good offer for a College Degree in Theology - which can come in handy when making skins, many times I ask God why did I start a particular difficult to do skin biggrin
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/08/15 03:39 PM

With a degree in theology you could start your own religion like L Ron Hubbard did!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/08/15 05:01 PM

Matt Wagner, I'm having a problem reconciling my theological worldview with the graphics in DCS World. Please RSVP via private message.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/08/15 08:08 PM

You will find reconciliation with DCS World 2: The Second Coming.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/08/15 08:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You will find reconciliation with DCS World 2: The Second Coming.
The Jedi Master


I am afraid the other Second Coming will likely take place before the DCS World 2 does biggrin
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 01:47 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please direct me to the center of the universe? Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 11:07 AM

The universe is constantly expanding so there is no center!
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 12:28 PM

Matt Wagner is the center of the Universe!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 12:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Jayhawk
Matt Wagner is the center of the Universe!


Matt Wagner is really Donald Trump?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 12:47 PM

No, Donald Trump thinks he's Matt Wagner.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 01:19 PM

I am beginning to think Matt Wagner is that most interesting man in the world from the TV commercials for beer.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 01:23 PM

Did you guys know that the Dos Equis spokesman was an extra in an episode of ST:TOS? He was a redshirt of course.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 02:10 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Did you guys know that the Dos Equis spokesman was an extra in an episode of ST:TOS? He was a redshirt of course.


He had roles in 3 episodes of T.J. Hooker.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/09/15 09:18 PM

Matt Wagner doesn't always talk graphics...


...but when he does it's DX9.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/10/15 04:13 AM

Dixie-9?

Are those the original Southern states?
Posted By: Maico

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/10/15 05:24 AM

Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss
Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You will find reconciliation with DCS World 2: The Second Coming.
The Jedi Master


I am afraid the other Second Coming will likely take place before the DCS World 2 does biggrin


And we fully expect Jesus to come back first... Sorry
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/10/15 05:24 AM

Sorry, typo - DXXX9, the "adult" version of a popular science fiction TV show.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/10/15 06:28 AM

Matt, typhoon Chan-Hom is headed directly for Shanghai. Which shutter speed and aperture settingss hould I use for the best selfies with the typhoon?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/10/15 01:23 PM

I thought VEAO was making the Typhoon, you should ask them.

Now if you're taking selfies with an L-39 or Hornet, THEN you ask Matt.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/11/15 10:05 PM

these . would not be possible without him nudging me in the right direction biggrin






Posted By: Murphy

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/11/15 10:29 PM

HO! Crips A'Mighty!!
My favorite aircraft!

Love it Tom.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 02:23 AM

smile wink
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 04:10 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Are you really PanzerMeyer? Thanks.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 06:13 AM

It's official

Matt Wagner is the single most talented, most interesting and most extraordinary person in simhq
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 06:17 AM

Originally Posted By: oselisan
It's official

Matt Wagner is the single most talented, most interesting and most extraordinary person in simhq


So you're saying he really is Panzermeyer?
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 11:45 AM

he is.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 01:18 PM

Originally Posted By: CyBerkut
Originally Posted By: oselisan
It's official

Matt Wagner is the single most talented, most interesting and most extraordinary person in simhq


So you're saying he really is Panzermeyer?


smile
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 11:48 PM

Aw come on guys, I'm blushing here!
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/12/15 11:56 PM

All that, and he's modest, too! winkngrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/14/15 02:49 PM

Why are there no fish that look like Wookiees?

We need Matt Wagner's expertise STAT!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/14/15 02:57 PM

Why is it considered bad taste to give someone an odd number of roses in Germany?
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/14/15 03:16 PM

Guys I know this might sound crazy but I think Matt has left the thread and won't actually be replying frown
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/14/15 04:12 PM

Why is it NOT considered in bad taste to give someone an odd number of roses outside Germany?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Bib4Tuna

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/15/15 12:49 AM

Matt, I'm re-writing the script for Batman Vs Superman, because, you know, it's boring as #%&*$#.

Now, we all know producing a Flighsim is just like making a movie. You know...Primadonnas, deadlines, lightning, cameras, rivets, and especially all that makeup on Thursday nights.

So, I want your opinion on writing in this classic Superman + Wonder Woman scene in the movie.

https://i.imgur.com/2oWwPZV.jpg (VSFW)

Love,

Quentin



popcorn
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/15/15 04:42 PM

Matt Wagner, I'm having problems finding the Justice League Headquarters in DCS World. Please RSVP via private message.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/15/15 07:23 PM

Here's an interesting tidbit of trivia about the film "Gladiator" directed by Ridley Scott,

In the film, the emperor and crowd put their thumbs up for "live" and down for "kill." In reality, the emperor would to cover his thumb with his four fingers for "live." The gladiator would also live if the emperor yelled the Latin word for "dismissed," or threw a piece of cloth, showing mercy. When he wanted the gladiator to die, he would put his thumb straight out to the side, symbolizing the sword. Studies of Roman artwork suggest that the "thumbs up" gesture was actually an affirmation to proceed with the kill.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/15/15 07:55 PM

The things you know, PM. thumbsup

Sometimes, it just ... slays me!

winkngrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/15/15 08:00 PM






The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/15/15 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: CyBerkut
The things you know, PM. thumbsup

Sometimes, it just ... slays me!

winkngrin
lol. I did know those facts from previous reading but what I posted comes from the goofs section on IMDB. Those are not my words.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/17/15 07:43 AM

****BREAKING NEWS****

Matt Wagner has two brothers: Gloss Wagner and Satin Wagner.

We will now resume our normal programme.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/17/15 11:17 AM

Happy Friday everyone!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/17/15 01:45 PM

Matt Wagner got tired of waiting around for his friends to show up so he could talk them into painting the fence.

So he invented a spray gun for it.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/17/15 02:24 PM

Here's another interesting bit of trivia from IMDB for the classic film "The Blue Max",


At around 50 minutes into the movie, immediately after George Peppard's character goes to get "pink champagne," a courier enters briefly, wearing a gray trench coat. He is of average height and has straight, dark brown hair parted to one side. He turns to his left to hand a message to someone. His toothbrush mustache is very briefly visible. This is a reference to Adolf Hitler, who was a courier in WWI. He did not, at that time, wear a toothbrush mustache, but the uncredited actor portraying this courier looks extremely similar to him.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/20/15 03:31 PM

George Peppard lobbied for the film to be renamed the Blue Matt, in honor of Matt Wagner, but was overruled.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/20/15 06:47 PM

'film... named the Blue Matt'...

Biting.My.Tounge.

winkngrin
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/20/15 07:08 PM

Here's some more fascinating movie trivia!

Concerning the movie "Patton" from 1970,


The German planes are a Spanish version of the Heinkel He 111, built under license by CASA. These are the same planes as featured in the film The Battle of Britain. Ironically, these Heinkels are powered by British made Rolls Royce Merlin engines, the same engines that powered Spitfires and Hurricanes against the German Luftwaffe during World War II.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/20/15 08:49 PM

PM's trivia knowledge soars to new heights!

Matt Wagner probably knew that, too...
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 05:37 AM

Matt Wagner, errrr PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! When will we land on Mars? Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 11:24 AM

Too bad about the planned trip to Mars being a one-way deal. I would never volunteer for that.
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 11:42 AM

You think you're not on a one-way trip now ?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 12:04 PM

Originally Posted By: oldgrognard
You think you're not on a one-way trip now ?
You mean life in general? Of course it's a "one way trip" but the thought of never coming back to Earth again and never seeing my friends and family is just a crazy idea to me.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 01:38 PM

Not as crazy as the idea of a round trip to Venus. That's not happening.

Unless Matt Wagner designs the spacesuits. He could do it.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 02:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Not as crazy as the idea of a round trip to Venus. That's not happening.

Unless Matt Wagner designs the spacesuits. He could do it.




The Jedi Master


Will it have a rotating beacon?
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 02:47 PM

Mmmh, Bacon...
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 03:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Legend

Will it have a rotating beacon?
Nah. Those are soooo cliche'!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 03:11 PM

Matt Wagner's space helmet will have lights on the inside of it. The cameras will catch his good side. From both angles.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 03:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
Matt Wagner's space helmet will have lights on the inside of it. The cameras will catch his good side. From both angles.
Ah, just like the helmets in Battlestar Galactica then! The reboot I mean.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 03:27 PM

The original had lights on the inside as well so the actor's faces could be seen.

Except for the Cylons. Well, they had a light on the inside of the helmet, but it just went zzooommmbbb zzoommmbb from side to side.

Matt Wagner will not go through a sex change in order to be part of a reboot. Dirk Benedict's wife must have been pissed.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 03:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart

Matt Wagner will not go through a sex change in order to be part of a reboot. Dirk Benedict's wife must have been pissed.


LMAO!! Let's see how many BSG characters had a sex change,


Boomer
Starbuck
Admiral Cain

I think that's it.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 06:11 PM

Don't forget one of the Sixes identified as male. Because ESPYs.


The space helmets will have rotating Kevin Bacons.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/21/15 06:12 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Dart

Matt Wagner will not go through a sex change in order to be part of a reboot. Dirk Benedict's wife must have been pissed.


LMAO!! Let's see how many BSG characters had a sex change,


Boomer
Starbuck
Admiral Cain

I think that's it.


Maybe we should refer to it as BSGT...

wink
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/23/15 03:57 PM

Matt Wagner, I'm having a problem understanding if DCS World 2.0 will be a sequel, a re-boot, or a "re-imagining."

Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/23/15 06:06 PM

Originally Posted By: CyBerkut
Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Dart

Matt Wagner will not go through a sex change in order to be part of a reboot. Dirk Benedict's wife must have been pissed.


LMAO!! Let's see how many BSG characters had a sex change,


Boomer
Starbuck
Admiral Cain

I think that's it.


Maybe we should refer to it as BSGT...

wink



FACEPALM. LOL but FACEPALM.


Katee Sackhoff OMG The name itself suggests Transgender. Dirk Benedict to Katee Sackhoff.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/23/15 07:31 PM

Heheheh... good point.

From what I've seen, though, that is the only thing about her that could suggest Transgender.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/23/15 07:34 PM

Have any of you seen that show "Longmire"? I heard she's pretty good on that show. I haven't watched it since the basic premise isn't really my cup of tea.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/23/15 07:52 PM

My cup of tea is a cup of almost anything EXCEPT tea, because tea sucks.

I'll need a PM from Matt Wagner to assist with this dichotomy.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/23/15 11:12 PM

Cup of tea 1.5 will be out in September. Maybe that'll be your cup of tea?

Matt Wagner, please confirm immediately via PM.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/24/15 12:58 PM

Yeah, but that won't include the NTeaTeaR.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/24/15 05:22 PM

Matt Wagner,errrrrr PanzerMeyer, I need your help!! What's the secret to the universe? Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/24/15 05:24 PM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
What's the secret to the universe?


Have lots of alcohol, gaming and sex!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/24/15 06:49 PM

So, pour isopropyl alcohol on a PC in your lap?

This doesn't sound like a good idea.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/24/15 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: kentcol
What's the secret to the universe?


Have lots of alcohol, gaming and sex!


matt Wagner, need a good script with a good amount of above for a to be developed warplane movie. HELP! STAT!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/27/15 01:15 PM

It was called Flyboys, already done...NEXT!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/27/15 01:27 PM

Ah the WWI aviation genre. We won't be seeing any more films featuring that genre for a very long time, if ever.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/27/15 01:56 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Ah the WWI aviation genre. We won't be seeing any more films featuring that genre for a very long time, if ever.


If we're lucky...
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/27/15 02:08 PM

I don't understand how they can remake Red Dawn with North Koreans, but they can't make a Korean War film like The Bridges at Toko-Ri. I mean that film came out one year after the war, certainly they could make a similar one now.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 01:34 PM

Matt Wagner, I'm having trouble understanding reboots. Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 01:37 PM

A reboot is when your wife kicks you out of the house again, after letting you back in, for the same offense.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 01:46 PM

I'm still eagerly awaiting a reboot for "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 02:05 PM

Nothing will ever beat the scene of trying to defeat the giant tomato wearing earmuffs by showing it the sheet music.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 04:47 PM

Matt Wagner,errrrrrrrr PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! Should I install Windows 10? Thanks.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 04:48 PM

Matt Wagner: please kindly explain to me how this thread is at 92 pages already.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 05:13 PM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner,errrrrrrrr PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! Should I install Windows 10? Thanks.



Hold off on that!! Belay that OS upgrade order!!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/30/15 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
Matt Wagner: please kindly explain to me how this thread is at 92 pages already.


It's only at 23 for me, depends on how many posts you view per page.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/31/15 03:39 AM

19th page for me... this is what Einstein meant when he was talking relativity.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/31/15 03:50 AM

Originally Posted By: Legend
19th page for me... this is what Einstein meant when he was talking relativity.


I don't think so. Usually he wrote stuff about Black Shark.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/31/15 11:17 AM

Originally Posted By: Legend
19th page for me... this is what Einstein meant when he was talking relativity.


I've read that Einstein was quite the troll on message boards. wink
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/31/15 01:52 PM

No, Einstein and Troll were two different people, but I'm not sure if Troll wrote articles like Einstein did. It's not easy to search the archives here.

Matt Wagner, PM me with SimHQ search assistance ASAP!!!!!





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/31/15 02:28 PM

So, we have Einstein on this forum, we have Troll... but no Bohr?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 07/31/15 02:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Legend
So, we have Einstein on this forum, we have Troll... but no Bohr?


Or Planck or Curie! I feel cheated.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/02/15 07:08 PM

Matt Wagner, errrrr PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! Can you get me a date with Ronda Rousey? Thanks.
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/02/15 07:32 PM

ok, I had to google Matt Wagner. I give up why would a comic book writer with better things to do (Like making tons of money writing comic books) would want to hang around here with you needy bunch wanting his help.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Wagner

I don't get it.. please respond matt wagner.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/03/15 02:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Falstar
(Like making tons of money writing comic books)



I do not think it pays what you think it pays.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/03/15 02:48 PM

For every Stan Lee there are probably about 10,000 starving comic book writers.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/03/15 05:34 PM

And none of them are able to dance on the head of a pin.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/03/15 05:41 PM

Was just thinking today that if I was Arnold Schwarzenegger I would just retire and enjoy my millions.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/03/15 06:18 PM

Some interesting trivia from the film "The Patriot" with Mel Gibson,


The British soldiers are referred to as "Redcoats," though this was not actually a term applied to British soldiers until the 1870s. (This is a common historical error.)
Posted By: SkateZilla

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/03/15 06:19 PM

How about that Rhonda Rousey...lol
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/04/15 01:34 PM

I prefer this Ronda Rousey.

Only Matt Wagner could beat her in the octagon.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/04/15 01:39 PM

I had to google her name since I had no idea who she was.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/04/15 01:54 PM

You didn't see Expendables 3?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/04/15 02:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You didn't see Expendables 3?



The Jedi Master
I've not seen any of them.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/04/15 03:21 PM

That's okay, they really weren't made to be kept.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/04/15 08:07 PM

I really thought the films would be about chaff and flares. What a letdown.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/06/15 02:41 PM

Matt Wagner, I'm having a problem with threads derailing. Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/06/15 02:42 PM

This is what happens when the thread is going too fast when it reaches a corner.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/06/15 02:44 PM

Someone get Automan to manage this thread!!
Posted By: Bib4Tuna

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/06/15 04:49 PM




NO!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/07/15 12:34 PM

PM me Matt Wagner, you're my only hope!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/07/15 12:59 PM

Happy Friday everyone!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/11/15 03:33 PM

It's not Friday. Matt Wagner is not amused.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/11/15 08:30 PM

Matt Wagner is amused by DCS World -- Digital Clown Simulator World.

The Emmett Kelly module is very authentic.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/11/15 08:53 PM

Matt Wagner,ERRRRRRRRRRRRR PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! What is the key to success? Thanks.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/11/15 10:14 PM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner,ERRRRRRRRRRRRR PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! What is the key to success? Thanks.


Personality?
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/11/15 10:21 PM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner,ERRRRRRRRRRRRR PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! What is the key to success? Thanks.


I'm guessing it goes something like...

"Posting forum messages. A LOT of forum messages. Seriously!"

winkngrin
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/11/15 11:07 PM

The key to success is to never be predictable. Especially on the battlefield!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 12:57 AM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
The key to success is to never be predictable. Especially on the battlefield!


In the immortal words of that poet laureate, Sir Pee Wee of Herman, "I know you are, but what am I?"
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 02:11 AM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Matt Wagner is amused by DCS World -- Digital Clown Simulator World.

The Emmett Kelly module is very authentic.



The Jedi Master


So far the main module seems to be Pennywise 0.8
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 02:22 AM

And the ZIS can transport 30 soldiers.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 01:05 PM

Only if it has a siren, ladder, and fire hose attached.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 01:15 PM

Featured battle for today,

The Battle of Pharsalus where Julius Caesar faced off against the numerically superior army of Pompey Magnus and soundly defeated him,


Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 01:27 PM

That picture could use Madden with a telestrator. Lots of circles and arrows!!!!

Matt Wagner nixed the idea of Madden's DCS World 2015.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 01:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
That picture could use Madden with a telestrator. Lots of circles and arrows!!!!

Matt Wagner nixed the idea of Madden's DCS World 2015.




The Jedi Master



I count just 2 circles.
And 2 arrows.

A DCS:Madden is TOTALLY unnecessary. I'm totally into DCS: Cheeleaders.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 03:07 PM

I have the feeling I would prefer less realism and more fantasy in that, perhaps it shouldn't be DCS but Flaming Cheerleaders instead?
I almost said something else that sort of rhymes with "cliffs"...



The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 07:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
I have the feeling I would prefer less realism and more fantasy in that, perhaps it shouldn't be DCS but Flaming Cheerleaders instead?
I almost said something else that sort of rhymes with "cliffs"...



The Jedi Master


LOL. You got me there... wink
Posted By: Cali

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 10:31 PM

Wow, what is this thread even about! runningdog
Posted By: Coot

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 10:39 PM

I don't know, been trying to figure that out myself over the last couple of months. I don't know who Matt Wagner is. I think this thread turned into a "Whoever gets the last words wins" thread.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/12/15 11:50 PM

Here is a clue:

https://www.youtube.com/user/wagmatt
Posted By: David Kennard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 01:01 AM

Matt, fantasy football is right around the corner: QB or RB in first round?
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 02:26 AM

Matt, please call Ed Snowden for me, the usual place.

Don't forget ok. No PM needed.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 02:31 AM

Matt Wagner, I'm having problems ordering 45 pizzas to be delivered to Ed Snowden.

Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 06:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Nixer
Matt, please call Ed Snowden for me, the usual place.

Don't forget ok. No PM needed.


In Putin's Russia, Ed Snowden calls you.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 01:20 PM

In Russia, we have saying. Women are like buses.

That's it, women are like buses.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 09:38 PM

Matt Wagner,errrrrrr PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! Where can I find Hillary's emails? Thanks.
Posted By: devere

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 10:27 PM

I've finally joined SimHQ just because 'he' may post in this very thread. It's like waiting for Santa all over again.

whenpigsfly

P.s

MATT WAGNER please message me, I need help remembering my password here.
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/13/15 10:38 PM

Originally Posted By: devere
I've finally joined SimHQ just because 'he' may post in this very thread. It's like waiting for Santa all over again.

whenpigsfly

P.s

MATT WAGNER please message me, I need help remembering my password here.




No need to be coy... we know you're really Matt Wagner. No use denying it, we won't believe you anyway!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/14/15 02:06 AM

Matt Wagner, I'm having trouble sorting through your aliases. Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/14/15 01:12 PM

You need to go to your graphics card drivers and turn on antialiasing.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/14/15 01:39 PM

And then reboot.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/16/15 07:22 PM

Matt Wagner,errrrrr PanzerMeyer, I need your help!!! Why? Thanks.
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/16/15 07:37 PM

I am having an iced tea now.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/17/15 04:38 AM

iced tea java
hmm....
plug it in...
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/17/15 06:12 AM

Matt Wagner, I'm having problems understanding the statement "iced tea java."

Is it referred to a cold Tea Leon's coffee?
A rapper's preferred programming language?
Or something else.

Please RSVP via private message.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/17/15 10:37 AM

Matt, when will tv networks stop making medical and courtroom dramas?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/17/15 01:57 PM

I was on a flight to Antigua once when the plane had an inflight-emergency with the #2 engine. It flamed out and the pilot told us things weren't looking good.

Then I looked out and saw a man on the wing of the plane. It was Matt Wagner. He fixed the engine and we landed without incident in Antigua. Yet he was gone.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/17/15 01:58 PM

Was William Shatner sitting next to you?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/17/15 02:02 PM

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous.






I was sitting next to Matt Wagner.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/19/15 08:34 PM

I'm having problems determining my miticloran count.

Matt Wagner, please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 12:58 PM

For that, you may need to appeal to the House of Mouse.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 01:01 PM

I'd rather go to the House of the Rising Sun.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 01:15 PM

No thanks, it's in New Orleans. I prefer locations above or at least AT sea level.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 04:39 PM

Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 04:55 PM

Why have I been taking more afternoon naps lately than usual?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 04:57 PM

Want to feel really old? The kid who played "Shortround" in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom turned 44 years old today.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 05:14 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! What's the cure for dementia? Thanks.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/20/15 05:18 PM

Oh, I know what it is! It's...um...well...I DID know, but I forgot to take it.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/21/15 11:23 PM

Matt!! Why is this 100 pages?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/23/15 03:10 AM

Matt Wagner, I am having problems with the neighbor's dog crapping in my yard. Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/24/15 02:52 PM

Matt Wagner's neighbor is crapping in my dog's yard.

Please address immediately!





The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/24/15 03:45 PM

Imagine a world where people didn't have to poop. Matt Wagner could usher in such a change.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/24/15 07:39 PM

Imagine there's no rectums.
It's easy if you try.
No toilets below us.
Above us only sky.
Imagine all the people
Living without poop...you-hoo-oo-oo
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one.
I hope some day Matt Wagner
Will help the world live as one.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 02:27 AM

But then how would we get our prostate examined?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 03:48 AM

"You're going to feel a 'little pressure.'"

Click to reveal..


And then he grabs one's penis with one hand and a rod with the other.

Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 02:52 PM

It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming, "Let me out!"
Tomorrow gets me higher, higher, higher...
Pressure on penis - people on streets





The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 04:41 PM

Go to the Happy Place
Extruding a forced smile
Waiting for steady hands
Cooing "Just about done!"
Yesterday brings me closer, closer, closer
Procedure is over - paying the bill
Posted By: 531 Ghost

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 05:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Imagine there's no rectums.
It's easy if you try.
No toilets below us.
Above us only sky.
Imagine all the people
Living without poop...you-hoo-oo-oo
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one.
I hope some day Matt Wagner
Will help the world live as one.




The Jedi Master


Am I the only one that sang that, in my head? eek2
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 06:22 PM

Originally Posted By: 531 Ghost
Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Imagine there's no rectums.
It's easy if you try.
No toilets below us.
Above us only sky.
Imagine all the people
Living without poop...you-hoo-oo-oo
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one.
I hope some day Matt Wagner
Will help the world live as one.

The Jedi Master


Am I the only one that sang that, in my head? eek2


Nope. I even 'heard' it in John Lennon's voice. (Yoko Ono was not invited to the performance.)
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 08:38 PM

My work here is done.

Matt Wagner, take me away!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/25/15 09:19 PM

can Matt Wager really do all these things? Is Matt Wagner... GOD?

when Yoko was mentioned, her singing just came crashing back into my brain (the clip with the whole Beatle Band IIRC some jamming session I think)
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 01:33 AM

That is,

"Matty, beam me up!"

This phrase was never said in the original thread BTW.
Posted By: knightgames

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 04:05 AM

Matt Wagner was the only red shirt to survive a U.S.S. Enterprise landing party mission.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 08:56 AM

Why can't I ever sleep all the way through the night without waking up a couple of times during the night?
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 09:01 AM

It has never happened that Matt Wagner and Chuck Norris were in the same place at the same time.
Coincidence? I think NOT!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 10:35 AM

Can I ask Matt Wagner what the winning Lotto numbers will be for next week's drawing?

I really need to win!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 02:19 PM

You can ask, but he will not answer.

Matt Wagner helps those who help themselves.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 02:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You can ask, but he will not answer.

Matt Wagner helps those who help themselves.




The Jedi Master


So say we all.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 02:49 PM

All these posts have been posted before, and they will be posted again.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/26/15 02:49 PM

I had a vision of Matt Wagner in the opera house!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/27/15 01:37 PM

I had a dream, I had an awesome dream.
Matt Wagner in the park, making games in the dark.
And what he made was a sim fusillade
From behind the forums of doubt a voice was crying out




The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/27/15 01:56 PM

Hey Matt Wagner, are you going to try out for the next NFL draft?

The Bills need a new QB!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/27/15 02:17 PM

The Dolphins have needed a good QB since Dan Marino retired.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/27/15 06:57 PM

If I saw Matt Wagner in a commercial for Isotoner gloves, I'd buy them.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/27/15 07:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
If I saw Matt Wagner in a commercial for Isotoner gloves, I'd buy them.



The Jedi Master
He should have won an oscar for his role in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". He was robbed!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/27/15 07:02 PM

His performance was overshadowed by the riveting Sean Young.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/27/15 07:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
His performance was overshadowed by the riveting Sean Young.



The Jedi Master
Ah yes back when she was still getting film roles.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/28/15 01:29 PM

Sean Young, contact Matt Wagner ASAP!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/28/15 06:52 PM

Matt Wagner doesn't usually endorse products; but when he does it's isotoner gloves.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/28/15 06:56 PM

Marino has also done commercials for those men's weight loss pre-made meals and Maroone auto dealership.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/28/15 07:10 PM

Imagine what kind of hell they'd catch for making that film today, given Sean Young's eventual "reveal" at the end.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/28/15 09:07 PM

Matt Wagner, there are some very evil rumors floating around regarding a major character's fate in the upcoming Star Wars 7. Please verify and, if necessary, rewrite the script immediately!
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/29/15 03:29 AM

Matt needs a vacation.

Look at all the work e have caused him here.

Talk to ya when you get back....Loretta
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/29/15 11:50 AM

Seriously, 5 months running, we all know the real Matt Wagner has seen this topic. Plus the complaint about the existence of this thread (yeah I read all the pages). Something deep is going on here...
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/29/15 12:21 PM

Move along.....move along....
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/29/15 08:49 PM

Or, rather, raise both hands.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/29/15 10:49 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please help me help myself? Thanks.
Posted By: scrim

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/29/15 11:37 PM

Caesar has crossed the Rubicon!
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/30/15 11:16 AM

The Rubicon was not in version I.II.XVI. Was going to be introduced to Caesar's maps with I.V. RTFM
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/30/15 11:22 AM

The die has been cast.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/31/15 02:00 PM

Are you implying the existence of a die cast Matt Wagner?




The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/01/15 12:48 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! What is your plot to take over the world? Thanks.
Posted By: Bib4Tuna

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/01/15 01:08 AM


You don't need to see his identification...
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/01/15 01:51 PM

Only one man would dare card Matt Wagner...

LONE STAR!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/01/15 01:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Only one man would dare card Matt Wagner...

LONE STAR!




The Jedi Master
And Publix. They card EVERYBODY even if you're 80 years old.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/01/15 02:14 PM

That is why I avoid buying anything at Publix that they would care about.

Nothing but plastic spoons, paper towels, and peas!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 01:16 AM

Matt Wagner does not shop at Publix. It's simply not up to his standards of exclusivity.
Posted By: Legend

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 02:18 AM

Who is Publix? His name sounds like an Asterix character.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 03:06 AM

I found a video of Matt Wagner:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ir...ticle-1.2338852
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 12:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Legend
Who is Publix? His name sounds like an Asterix character.


LOL It's the name of a major grocery store chain which is mostly in Florida but also has a smaller presence in a couple of other States.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 12:58 PM

I don't recall which other states it has expanded to.

Matt Wagner, send me a list of store locations ASAP!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 01:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
I don't recall which other states it has expanded to.


The Jedi Master
From wiki,

Publix Super Markets, Inc., commonly known as Publix, is an employee-owned, American supermarket chain based in Lakeland, Florida. Publix operates throughout the Southeast, with locations in Florida (756), Georgia (182), Alabama (56), South Carolina (49), Tennessee (38), and North Carolina (9).
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 01:24 PM

Thank Matt Wagner they've finally made it to North Carolina!


I was seriously concerned they would never make it that far north, but I'm upset they've not managed to get west of Alabama. frown





The Jedi Master
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 02:34 PM

My friend has a condo unit in one of the high rise towers on Miami Beach.

Across the street from him on Collins Avenue is a Publix.

I've been there a few times when I was single and I would go to Miami with my girlfriends and use his condo for free during the Summer.

I always found the place disorganized, dirty, crowded and expensive.

This same Publix underwent a major remodeling a few years ago.

It went from one story to 2 stories with escalators and elevator and the little parking lot in the front now has a connecting multi level parking garage so I heard.

http://tinyurl.com/ptw47wg
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 02:37 PM

Originally Posted By: CG2015
I always found the place disorganized, dirty, crowded and expensive.

Miami Beach got rid of all that urban dirtiness since now it is trying to attract upper income tourists from Europe and South America. Miami Beach is still very crowded and expensive though. That won't be changing any time soon.
Posted By: Mudcat

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 03:09 PM

Not sure why but I find their commericals a bit disturbing, not for the content, but that they're for a grocery store?

Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 03:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Mudcat
Not sure why but I find their commericals a bit disturbing, not for the content, but that they're for a grocery store?



Publix has always sold itself as a family-oriented and family "values" type of grocery store so that commercial falls right in line with the image they want to portray.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 04:30 PM

That's a good commercial.

I have 3 daughters so that's what I will be looking forward to (them starting to date boys, college, getting married, etc) not too soon I hope.

The oldest are 8. The youngest is 4 1/2.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 06:32 PM

The beach is a dirty place. I don't go there.

Neither does Matt Wagner.






The Jedi Master
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 06:40 PM

I hate beaches. They're hot, they stink, they're full of people, and you get sand in your Matt Wagner.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 06:54 PM

Don't forget that unless you're rich, you're staying at someplace run down or you're parking in a crowded spot that's still a long walk from it. Not fun.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 07:06 PM

Beaches are overrated. I infinitely prefer to stay home and game on my PC.
Posted By: Peally

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 07:13 PM

Woods are my outdoors fix. Always hated beaches.

Gaming in the A/C is good too biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 09/02/15 08:03 PM

Woods = bugs' home.

I keep the bugs out of my home, and in return I stay out of theirs. Reciprocity.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/09/16 07:56 PM

I'm nostalgic for old threads and don't know what to do.

Matt Wagner, please respond via PM.
Posted By: RedToo

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/09/16 08:40 PM

Hey Matt when you pm Dart can you ask him to post an update about his Noop - that's what he should do, it's getting awfully close to leaving terra firma behind and we need an update.
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/09/16 08:50 PM

Glad to see this back. Besides, isn't this a little like the whitehouse.gov petition thing? With enough useless replies he is bound by US law to respond.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/09/16 09:06 PM

Just like the whitehouse site, however, he's not obligated to give a satisfactory response.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop roll? Matt Wagner, please respond at once!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/09/16 09:12 PM

Aaaaaand I'm back here too. popcorn
Posted By: David Kennard

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/09/16 09:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokin_Hole
Glad to see this back. Besides, isn't this a little like the whitehouse.gov petition thing? With enough useless replies he is bound by US law to respond.


Does that mean we still have 98,937 dizzy posts to go before we see Matt Wagner?



Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 04:43 AM



Wait, what were we talking about?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 12:19 PM

Is Matt related to Robert Wagner?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 03:19 PM

Are you implying Matt is a relative of Number 2?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 04:52 PM

Could he have been named for Matt Helm?
Posted By: Bill_Grant

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 04:56 PM

Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 04:56 PM

Write another big Opera Mr. Wagner. And this time don't let Bugs Bunny die!
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 05:00 PM

"Die Meistersinger von Nurnberg" overture rocks,


Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/10/16 09:21 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
"Die Meistersinger von Nurnberg" overture rocks,





You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/11/16 06:22 PM

He does. The piece of music was an introduction to something more substantial - the next post, which rocked.

As does all references to Princess Bride.

Matt Wagner should PM you about multiple meanings to words.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/11/16 06:25 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you book me on a Mars flight? Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/11/16 06:30 PM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you book me on a Mars flight? Thanks.


Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell.
Posted By: komemiute

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/11/16 06:42 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you book me on a Mars flight? Thanks.


Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell.


Beside, more than a flight you need to book a Rocket, man.
biggrin
Posted By: Paradaz

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/11/16 10:58 PM

Matt, I know you're reading this. Any chance you can hand deliver my Oculus next week so I don't have to wait until April.

Thanks in advance.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/12/16 01:58 PM

Matt, I need an ETA on DCS Airwolf, PM me at once!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/14/16 04:58 PM

I wanted to RSVP via PM, but I'm not sure how that works.

Matt Wagner, please RSVP via PM to demonstrate.
Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/14/16 08:20 PM

Damn, it's almost like you guys believe Matt has powers.
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/14/16 08:29 PM

Matt, now that the existence of Gravity Waves has been confirmed, do you feel vindicated after all these years? Have you anything to say to all the doubters and haters out there? The world wants to know.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/14/16 11:47 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please give me super powers? Thanks.
Posted By: SeaAce

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 12:30 AM

Wow,Mr Wagner sounds like a nice guy.Does he help everyone that ask for help?
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 01:11 AM

Yes SeaAce. Matt is the Great Green Arkleseisure's earthly representative. Ask of him with true heart and your prayers will be answered a thousandfold.

Sneeze.

"Bless You!"

Don't Vote for Stupid
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 01:28 AM

Oh...I was looking for Watt Magner...he's not here???
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 07:22 AM

We were waiting on his RSVP.

But I don't think he speaks French.
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 09:45 AM

Can you cure sarcasm, Matt Wagner, if you're not too busy speaking french?
Posted By: RSColonel_131st

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 09:50 AM

Hey Matt,

There's this hot chick on that online dating platform... she stopped replying. Could you get that sorted for me?
Posted By: Plainsman

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 03:16 PM

Who is Matt Wagner? Seriously. What does he do?
Posted By: JimK

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Plainsman
Who is Matt Wagner? Seriously. What does he do?


https://www.youtube.com/user/wagmatt
Posted By: SeaAce

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 03:27 PM

Plainsman,after reading these post and request I believe he is some kind of Genie who grants the wishes for those who are deserving.I just wonder if he lives in a bottle?

Now I'm wondering what you have to do to earn favor with Mr Wagner.Hmmmm.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/15/16 04:50 PM

Wait a minute, just who is Matt Wagner, really?

Matt Wagner, PM me at once!




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/16/16 12:32 PM

Who is John Galt?


Why that's the former name of Matt Wagner of course!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/16/16 04:28 PM

Matt, a slutty whore of a woman I wanted to forget just messaged me. Here's my brain, please douse it with bleach to make me forget the things I wanted to forget.

Also, even though I've sent a very scathing reply to make sure she never messages me again, could you please nuke her from orbit just to make sure?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/16/16 05:09 PM

Matt Wagner can purify through fire using only his mind.

Or so I heard.

Please RSVP me via PM to confirm.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/16/16 06:37 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you help me become a better poker player? Thanks.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/16/16 06:58 PM

He's Matt Wagner, not God!



The Jedi Master
Posted By: SeaAce

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/16/16 09:33 PM

Matt Wagner is here right now mind mending with those capable of communicating at the higher level of consciousness needed to converse with him.Fortunately for those unable to speak to Matt Wagner on his level,I'm here to do so for you.Just let me know what your wishes are and I'm sure that once they are relayed to Matt they will be granted post haste if not sooner.

Of course a small fee is required for this act of kindness I intend to perform for all you mere mortals.Still just being able to speak to Matt Wagner thru me should more than justify the wee charge.

Unfortunately,it's very tiring maintaining this link with Matt so it's first come first served so who will be first?Anyone?anyone?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/16/16 10:57 PM

Well, I got an email saying that as Matt Wagner's very distant relative I am entitled to ONE HUNDRED FORTY TWO MILLION DOLLARS in a Nigerian oil company account.

Therefore, I do not require your assistance.
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/17/16 02:14 AM

I just did the calculations...

Matt Wagner can consume one pint of vodka (16 1 oz. shots) and only have to wait 2.8 hrs. before can he drive to Chuck Norris' house and kick his ass!
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/17/16 02:24 AM

Matt Wagner, what does this blue light do? Please RSVP immediately. In French.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/17/16 01:41 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Matt Wagner, please reply! In Greek.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/17/16 01:52 PM

I know some Greek words. Gyro, filo, baklava, etc.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/17/16 01:59 PM

I know some important Greek words.

Alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, omega...




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Clydewinder

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 01:09 AM

Matt Wagner, I noticed a typo in the README.TXT file for Jane's F-15, please contact me via PM
Posted By: Lipfert

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 01:11 AM

Matt Wagner,

We need weapons re-balancing for Mechwarrior Online, PGI is clueless....
Posted By: Clydewinder

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 01:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Lipfert
Matt Wagner,

We need weapons re-balancing for Mechwarrior Online, PGI is clueless....


LOL!

Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 05:08 AM

Originally Posted By: Clydewinder
Matt Wagner, I noticed a typo in the README.TXT file for Jane's F-15, please contact me via PM


Matt Wagner does not make spelling mistakes. He redefines how words are written.
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 06:36 AM

Originally Posted By: Dart
Originally Posted By: Clydewinder
Matt Wagner, I noticed a typo in the README.TXT file for Jane's F-15, please contact me via PM


Matt Wagner does not make spelling mistakes. He redefines how words are written.



Really Clyde you should know better. Matt would never make a typo, in fact it was just a new military acronym that the military had him create which you mistakenly take as a typo. Such as i.e.. AUTOSEVOCOM or DSCS ECCM

In fact, Mr. Wagner got so tired of responding to you fanbois he created the abbreviation for a "typographical error" so it would be easier for you to spell. What a kind hearted and generous great man.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 07:06 AM

Matt Wagner does not have "a" kind heart.

Matt Wagner has an entire collection of kind hearts that he keeps as trophies.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 12:03 PM

Matt Wagner has a heart of stone. **Cue guitar riff**
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 02:21 PM

Matt Wagner,

Years ago you served my father in the Flight Sim Wars. Now he begs you to help him in our struggle against crappy games. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my post has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to our forum has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the flight sim community into the memory systems of this PM. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this PM safely delivered to him on his forum. This is our most desperate hour.

Help me, Matt Wagner, you're my only hope.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 06:15 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please help get Jedi Master under control? Thanks.
Posted By: Bib4Tuna

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 06:28 PM

Everyone is posting for Matt
Cause he's got what all the rest lack
Everyone wants to back -- Matt
Matt is on the right track.
'Cause he's got high hopes
He's got high hopes
Two-thousand Sixteen's the year for his high hopes.
Come on and post for Wagner
Post for Wagner
And we'll come out on top!
Oops, there goes the opposition - ker -
Oops, there goes the opposition - ker -
Oops, there goes the opposition - KERPLOP!
W--A--Single G--N--E--R
Matt's the nation's favorite guy
Everyone wants to back -- Matt
Matt is on the right track.
'Cause he's got high hopes
He's got high hopes
Two-thousand Sixteen's the year for his high hopes.
Come on and post for Wagner
Post for Wagner
Keep America strong.
Wagner, he just keeps rollin' - a -
Wagner, he just keeps rollin' - a -
Wagner, he just keeps rollin' along.
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/18/16 08:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Matt Wagner,

Years ago you served my father in the Flight Sim Wars. Now he begs you to help him in our struggle against crappy games. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my post has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to our forum has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the flight sim community into the memory systems of this PM. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this PM safely delivered to him on his forum. This is our most desperate hour.

Help me, Matt Wagner, you're my only hope.



The Jedi Master


I saw the hologram of the message you transmitted to Master Matt, but at least you didn't send that other pic.

Click to reveal..
Posted By: Smokin_Hole

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/20/16 06:08 PM

Jedi,

Chain yourself bikini-clad to a giant frog-faced worm and you might get his attention.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/20/16 06:15 PM

All you guys are mental!
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/21/16 02:21 AM

[hand wave]

This is not the thread you're looking for.

[/hand wave]
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/21/16 02:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Smokin_Hole
Jedi,

Chain yourself bikini-clad to a giant frog-faced worm and you might get his attention.


So you saw that pic too. That was the other pic I was talking about. Not too surprisenly, there are more pics of Jedi dressed like that. screwy
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/21/16 03:35 AM

Why only six degrees of freedom Matt?

We all need to be totally free! 355 degrees of freedom for everybody!

I will personally hold five degrees in reserve for all, just in case. yep
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/21/16 06:45 AM

Don't listen to Nixer, Matt!

We actually need 7.2 degrees of freedom, what with 120% military power and all that.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 02/22/16 04:18 PM

I'm in favor of pi squared degrees of freedom.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/03/16 10:03 PM

http://simhq.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/4236174/Calling_Tom_Weiss#Post4236174

See Mr. Wagner, THAT's how it's done. Stratos asks for help and Mr. Weiss responds. Thanks Tom you have restored my faith in DSC guys helping each other. Come on Matt grow pair or two.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 12:06 AM

Matt Wagner doesn't always respond to people on SimHQ, but when he does it's RSVP via PM.
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:13 AM

Say it isn't so, He doesn't respond? Nooooo. Wait a minute here, you have actually gotten a RSVP from Matt Wagner to his secret island. That's so cool. That's why you built the plane. You have to get to his island under the radar. What better way than a fabric covered airplane. Just so Matt doesn't get spooked and think it's Jason and the ROF guys invading his island to get another map.
Posted By: LB4LB

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:26 AM

What is the record for most replies to a thread on SIMHQ ?
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:31 AM

/shrugs

I do know Matt Wagner holds the record for the most repies not responded to. He is good. A true professional.
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:44 AM

I know SimHQ never has had any conspiracy theories in the past but LB4LB brings up a good point. Since Matt Wagner never responds he obviously goes by the alias of PanzerMeyer or semmern. That's the only possible reason we never see him post.
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 03:25 AM

Matt Wagner is.......

Donald Trump!
or maybe Vladimir Putin

So..he must be shacked up with some hot eastern European chick and who cares what SimHq says. Do they run any ads here? Hah, I thought not. Best get back to my puppy chow ads now (haven't owned a dog in 50 yrs and I get dog food ads)

I'd........finisch dis post buts da ads is lagggin me outs
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 03:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Falstar
I know SimHQ never has had any conspiracy theories in the past


Man you just showed you haven't been around here that long. nope

Posted By: LB4LB

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 03:31 AM

I knew it was aliens.
Posted By: CG2015

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 03:39 AM

Matt Wagner!!

Why does the new Ghostbusters movie looks so SUCKIE?
Posted By: CyBerkut

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 03:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Nixer
Originally Posted By: Falstar
I know SimHQ never has had any conspiracy theories in the past


Man you just showed you haven't been around here that long. nope




Pffft! Those suits can't work. Everybody knows you have to use the metallic ductwork tape that the air conditioning folks use, not that grey stuff.
Posted By: LB4LB

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 04:07 AM

Originally Posted By: CyBerkut
Originally Posted By: Nixer
Originally Posted By: Falstar
I know SimHQ never has had any conspiracy theories in the past


Man you just showed you haven't been around here that long. nope




Pffft! Those suits can't work. Everybody knows you have to use the metallic ductwork tape that the air conditioning folks use, not that grey stuff.


So is that Matt on the left there ?
Posted By: PV1

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 10:09 AM

Originally Posted By: LB4LB
What is the record for most replies to a thread on SIMHQ ?

This one?

http://simhq.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/4228769/Re:_Here's_what_happened_(Cont#Post4228769


Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 12:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Falstar
I know SimHQ never has had any conspiracy theories in the past but LB4LB brings up a good point. Since Matt Wagner never responds he obviously goes by the alias of PanzerMeyer or semmern. That's the only possible reason we never see him post.


I think Matt is Norwegian so he's probably using "semmern". biggrin
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:19 PM

Matt is the Luxembourgian. THE Luxembourgian.




The Jedi Master
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:24 PM

semmern is in Luxembourg? I thought he was north of there.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:43 PM

Little bit of trivia about Luxembourg:

Luxembourg had a total of ONE infantry battalion to oppose the German invasion in 1940.

That's exactly ONE battalion. Nothing else.
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 02:51 PM

Lucky they didn't invade Fenwick!
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 03:18 PM

A whole battalion of semmern/wagner, they didn't need more than that
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 03:41 PM

Matt Wagner doesn't often invade small countries claiming neutrality, but when he does it's a Zerg rush using a full Panzer Corps.
Posted By: Falstar

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/04/16 04:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Dart
Matt Wagner doesn't often invade small countries claiming neutrality, but when he does it's a Zerg rush using a full Panzer Corps.



See, it's veiled comments like that which puts the suspicion back on to PanzerMeyer. That would be just like a Wags move to spotlight semmern. Well played Wagner, well played.
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/27/16 03:07 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please help me catch the Easter Bunny? Thanks.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 03/27/16 05:20 AM

Matt WAgner IS the Easter Bunny... and Santa Claus... the Boogie Man...

He's everywhere, yet nowhere.
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 03:24 PM

Matt Wagner, I need your help with zombie threads.

Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 03:31 PM

Is Robert Wagner his relative?
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 05:02 PM

Geez PM almost 100k posts!

postcount
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Nixer
Geez PM almost 100k posts!

postcount


Doug promised me a Porsche 911 Turbo once I hit 100k. smile
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 06:17 PM

So that's why he sold the place.......
Posted By: Tom_Weiss

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 06:39 PM

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Posted By: kludger

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 07:31 PM

Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Doug promised me a Porsche 911 Turbo once I hit 100k. smile


It looks well worth it:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/PORSCHE-911-TURB...YUAAOSw1S9WcK8N
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/09/16 07:53 PM

Nothing but a 949 for me.



The Jedi Master
Posted By: kentcol

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 06:03 AM

Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you direct me to the fountain of youth? Please PM me. Thanks.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 01:18 PM

Originally Posted By: kentcol
Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you direct me to the fountain of youth? Please PM me. Thanks.



kentcol is reincarnated from Ponce De Leon. biggrin
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 01:21 PM

I thought I found the Fountain of Youth, but it turned out to be the Well of Stupidity.

Same thing, really, but hurts more.
Posted By: JohnnyChemo

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 01:34 PM

Matt Wagner I need your help!!! I can't tell the difference between butter and "I Can't Beleive it's Not Butter." Please PM me. Thanks!
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 02:53 PM

I tried "I Can Totally Believe This is Margarine." It was crap.





The Jedi Master
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 02:56 PM

It's no longer called "margarine". It's "spread". biggrin

It also cracks me up people who still refer to that vegetable oil topping as "butter" when talking aboout movie theater popcorn.
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 03:02 PM

Matt Wagner, would you like some butter-flavored goop on your popcorn with your milk duds and sprite?

How about vanilla ice cream on a stick with chocolatey coating?



The Jedi Master
Posted By: Dart

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 03:28 PM

Matt Wagner, I need to know the correct order in which to eat things at the movie theater:

Milk Duds
Popcorn
Gummi Bears

Do I use the popcorn to clear my palate for the gummi bears, or the gummi bears to clear my palate for the popcorn?

Please RSVP via PM.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 04:07 PM

Gummi Bears were invented in Germany. Haribo I believe is the name of the company.
Posted By: Jayhawk

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 04:20 PM

Matt Wagner, what does RSVP mean? Please RSVP via PM
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 04:25 PM

Why do RSVP's have to go through me?
Posted By: Vitesse

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 06:05 PM

Hey Wags, when PM reaches 100k does he reset to zero?

I'll take an rsvp if there's any going.
Posted By: LB4LB

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 06:10 PM

Has anyone found Matt Wagner's Facebook page yet?
Posted By: Jedi Master

Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! - 08/10/16 07:12 PM

He's on Wagbook. You should be there. Everyone who's anyone (ie Matt Wagner) is there.



The Jedi Master
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