Why waste your money when this is what you really want (be honest with yourselves):
MidLifeBooster (A fancy car ain't gonna get it up...what with all the worry about car payments an' stuff...)
What are you trying to say? That Enzyte is better than Viagra?
I'm saying Enzyte is a helluva lot cheaper than a fancy new car.
At my age, only fancy cars can turn me on. Heck, even porn doesn't work. I sit back, wrapped in buttery leather, and the blood flows to you know where. Slowly, but it gets there.