Better watch out...

http://www.gorillanaut.com/reviews/images/BigfootMovies/bigfoot1.png

Well, looking at that "News" story, here's my theory. You are dealing with a Bigfoot. Female, or worse, Homosexual male. He or she is attracted to you, and has been doing errands for you, and making offerings of love.
Ignoring these signs will cause you to wind up like the unfortunate victim in the "News" story. Heed these signs. It is probably better to go willingly than to be her/his slave. Your wife will just have to understand. Then again, maybe she/he has an open mind and ...well, who knows.

Jackalope.

Maybe it is a ghost?

I'm glued to this thread Sauron, keep us updated!

Really all that is happening here is that Sauron is having one of his episodes and we are going along for the ride. That or he is getting ready to write a zombie apocolypse book and he is testing the story line out on us.


Wheels

This has all the makings of a Stephen King classic. Watch your six and report back regularly.

Oh yeah...and make sure it's sorted by October 31st...

What if it's an escaped ape? It might scare your animals because they don't know the smell of an exotic animal?

Dolphins and octopi are also very intelligent but I suspect there is a small problem with this theory that I can't put my finger on yet...

It might also be a somewhat insecure and scared orc that feels attached to you because of your nickname.

I also fully agree that after setting up a webcam or other suitable camera you should try to increase the amounts of unchopped wood you leave out there and make it work a little harder.

"This event takes place every year, right down the road from here:

http://www.bigfootmountain.com/ "


Maybe he's in the area in anticipation for the event?

Kinda hard for bigfoot,(bigfeet?) to get a bus or cab or something.

He had to hoof it and is working for food.

I just thought of something. It could be the Loup Garou.

I'd better hang a salt shaker by the back door. They get mesmerized by their compulsion to count the holes and it stops them in their tracks.

Cheers!

Rick...

pics or it didn't happen C'mon Rick , where is your camera setup dude ? All of the evidence does point to the aforementioned manbearpig with the jackalope running a close second, senility is hot on both their tails

I would expect a man of your talents would have setup a perfect camera situation by now and be posing on the front cover of every newspaper in the world with....something hairy or hairless and large , or at least a footnote in a medical magazine about old age and living in remote areas

Do you have access to a thermal imager by chance? If so combine it with a camera, forget to fully split the wood and have the camera trap set. it should work.



Bullet

Maybe your wife hired an ex-navy seal grounds keeper and forgot to tell you....

Also, it sounds like its half man, half bear, half pig.

I vote for your alter ego having fully evolved and escaped your brain pan to exist on his own. better play nice!!!!

It sounds like a neighbor prank (even if the nearest neighbors are far away, never underestimate kids' ability to dream up something to do when they're bored).

As for spooking dogs, there are ways to do that that 10 secs on Google will find you. Again, supporting the bored neighbors theory.

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Regardless, from the activities you've mentioned, and in this last part I'm dead serious: I'll tell you its time to invest in a couple more good stout dogs. I'd go for 4 more to have an even half-dozen. They never sleep together: some in the house and some out.

Anything messing around on your property is cause to ramp up security no matter what.

Good luck

Are you too far south for it to be a Canadian?

Do you think this will do?





It couldn't be a Canadian, we've cooked bacon with the window open and it didn't come to breakfast.

Seriously though, if that thing comes around tonight I'm going to try to get close enough to identify it.

Cheers!

Rick...

Come on you are pulling our leg,lol. looks like a friend in a suit,lol.




Bullet

He doesn't realize it, but he caught himself running out to the outhouse. Still no indoor plumbing where he lives.

and lots!!!


I am afraid Wireman is right Rick.Solving this problem requires firepower, the more the better.I suggest big guns with a high rate of fire, chaingun ala Arnie/Predator style.It's the only way you can be sure.




Save the fur (if there is any left) and make a nice pillow case