You also forgot to add in the five folks who will make bad jokes about the topic.

I ate a light bulb once because I though it would make me brighter.
Watt?
I said I ate a light bulb once because I thought it would make me brighter.
No, not what - watt. How many?
I told you, one.
No, not how many light bulbs, how many watts?
What?
Yes - watts.
No, what?
What?
I'm losing the filament of this go-round.
Tungsten?
What?
The filament. Is it tungsten or molybdenum?
I knew a Molly Denham once.
What?
Not what - who. Molly Denham, I knew her in high school.
No, not Molly Denham - molybdenum - the filament, in your light bulb.
You mean the one I ate?
Yes.
I don't know, what does molybdenum taste like?
How would I know, I've never eaten a light bulb. Why would I?
To make yourself brighter.
Watt?

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