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#4504745 - 01/23/20 05:13 PM Thoughts to live by....  
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If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

You never appreciate what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.
I'll never forget that day when the teacher asked if any of us knew any French...

When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.
The pain is only felt by others.
The same thing happens when you are stupid...

One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.
If they laugh, you're still young.
If they panic and start running to you, you're old.


~Bill

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#4504746 - 01/23/20 05:17 PM Re: Thoughts to live by.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL!! Good ones Bill.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4504749 - 01/23/20 06:13 PM Re: Thoughts to live by.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Good advice to live by billl Thanks


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#4504831 - 01/24/20 10:15 AM Re: Thoughts to live by.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I fell off a kerb edge in London last Sunday, family trying to pick me up with me protesting 'I fell over! I didn't have a fall!"
I pride myself though on being uninjured due to executing a rather nifty roll from my aikido days, unfortunately on the site of the recently washed pavements of the Whitechapel Road fish market....I came up a bit stinky.

Other signs of ageing for me (in 70th year) grunting for no apparent reason bending down.
Farting when going up a ladder or carrying something heavy.
Adopting a weird expression when typing on smartphone.


"Don't mention Cobbaton! I did once, but I think I got a way with it!!"
#4504835 - 01/24/20 11:35 AM Re: Thoughts to live by.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I know it's time to trim my beard & get a haircut when homeless people stop asking me for money. True story.


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#4504839 - 01/24/20 11:39 AM Re: Thoughts to live by.... [Re: BD-123]  
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Originally Posted by BD-123


grunting for no apparent reason bending down..



I do this already and I'm only 47!


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”

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