Shopping for Deodorant

So I was in the store yesterday in the personal care isle and just baffled by all the multitude of products. A young associate was walking towards me and she says "Hi welcome to Walmart, Is there anything I can help you find"?. I said "no, I'm just looking for some deodorant". So she asks me "Ball or stick"? I said "no, just my armpits" and she got so red..

You're giving Bill Grant a run for his money!

As soon as I saw the title and started reading the joke I thought of this...

My Dad and Bill would get along great, he has some of the most cringeworthy Dad jokes and Puns.