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A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana

Posted By: semmern

A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 01:46 PM

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.

It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.

When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.

"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 02:02 PM

LOL

I know some Baptists like that
Posted By: Chucky

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 02:25 PM

Good one! thumbsup
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 03:17 PM

Excellent
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 04:19 PM

I really didn’t see where that joke was going until the very end. smile
Posted By: rwatson

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 04:52 PM

Hope that isn't Bill G
Posted By: NoFlyBoy

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 10:17 PM

ROOOL! Baptists can't consume spirits?
Posted By: rwatson

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 10:29 PM

It's not an old hard rule but as with most religions the values are kind of left up to the individual sects..I know some hard core Baptists in New England who won't touch it and I knew others from sitting in the bars with them..
https://classroom.synonym.com/does-the-baptist-doctrine-feel-that-drinking-is-a-sin-12087516.html
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/28/20 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
ROOOL! Baptists can't consume spirits?



Here we go again.....
Posted By: KraziKanuK

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/29/20 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by NoFlyBoy
ROOOL! Baptists can't consume spirits?


It depends on the spirits.
Posted By: vonBaur

Re: A cowboy from Texas walks into a bar in Montana - 11/30/20 11:38 PM

That right there is what we call "cowboy logic".
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