Posted By: Mr_Blastman
The pancake chef... - 05/31/20 06:33 PM
(Warning, dirty joke ahead)
So the manager asked the interviewee, "Why do you think you are qualified to be a pancake chef?"
And the interviewee responded, "Because I beat off, Sir, with such a furor that my wrists and forearms are imbued with such precise muscles as to allow me to remove them from the griddle using a spatula in the perfect way as to not crumble or break them apart."
The manager grinned. "You're hired."
So the manager asked the interviewee, "Why do you think you are qualified to be a pancake chef?"
And the interviewee responded, "Because I beat off, Sir, with such a furor that my wrists and forearms are imbued with such precise muscles as to allow me to remove them from the griddle using a spatula in the perfect way as to not crumble or break them apart."
The manager grinned. "You're hired."