HILARIOUS videos found on YouTube.

Found this while killing time during this Shelter At Home order.

Woman tries to put gas in a Tesla.

She probably took her daddy's car without permission.

I'm saying nothing!

Oooooh this reminds me of once I had the pleasure to assist a nice woman at the gas station. She was in a car she was not familiar with and couldn't find the lever to open the tank cover. I searched inside the car but finally went to the tank cover and pressed it. Voila!

I can't laugh....I hired a Mercedes Sprinter van, and couldn't find the fuel cap door. When I did locate it, couldn't open it by pressing fob and looking for lever and only by accident did I discover one need to open the passenger door (UK) to release it!

That is a weird design on the Mercedes Sprinter.

Isn't that standard on (European) vans? I've seen the same system on Opel and Renault vans.

IDK. I never heard of the Sprinter before reading BD-123's reply.

There was a sprinter in that video?

I need to watch it again. Probably several times,

Pretty sure there are two "sprinters."

Same as the Ford Transit custom...

I worked at a car wash a few years ago over summer for extra cash. Since I was the only person who knew how to drive a stick I was the one driving the cars into the tunnel (full service car wash).

Prior to that the newest model of car I'd driven was a 2000 model.

There were more than a couple cars with the new "keyless" ignition setups that I literally couldn't figure out how to START! (although I was exposed to literally hundreds of unfamiliar car models with that gig)

I'm sure most of these Youtube "hilarious" videos are staged in very much the same way as those home videos from "America's Funniest Home Videos" show from the 90's.

How many have seen the wiener dog videos? I know the guy who does the videos. I posted this on his FB page.

Concrete Buffer Gone Wild

Here's one that happened not too long ago. I wonder for how long that captain's pay will be docked for damages?

This one autoplays afterward. Why they didn't barricade it?

From the video it's quite obvious the workers forgot to place the barricades until it was too late and then one of the workers realized what happened and then placed the barricades.

That BMW went from the Ultimate Driving Machine to the Ultimate Flying Machine.

Hey he almost made it to the bridge above the tunnels and could had just landed and drive off.

I wouldn't call that hilarious....astonished to read that the driver walked away with minor injuries!

I think what saved the driver was that the car landed on one side of the rear bumper. Had it landed completely upside down from that altitude, there's no way the driver would have survived.

I got a good laugh from this one

Please don't have children!

That was the lamest video I have ever watched a few seconds of.

Always loved watching this, the little girl commenting is comical.

I stop watching after a few minutes with the guy complaining and one of the children doing the same thing. He doesn't like the bears getting his pool dirty maybe he should show how much of a man he is and go out there and chase them bears away.

Go ahead, give it a try. Mother Bear with 5 cubs would eat you up so fast.

I know she will. That's why I am saying that guy needs to shut up. There is nothing he can do about the bears being in the swimming pool.

Koala Bears are cuter than Black Bears.

All those folks gathering around it should had left it alone.

Well, at least this beats SimHQ being totally dead from lack of posting activity....

And in Russia....

Videos from Russia and Easter Europe in general are pretty wild.
Here's a classic from that region: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7crwoTNWo

Motorists in Russia seem to be very angry and impatient and prone to physical fights.

Widespread alcoholism and hooliganism will do that.

The trouble with Russia, is that its full of Russians.

LOL.

I know they gotta be hiding one somewhere of a tactical Nuke going off on a highway somewhere.

Stumbled on to this watching a TED video for school.

How do they get those cats to lie about like that? Catnip?

From South Korea Tourism Board, smack in the middle of a pandemic.
Not instantly hilarious but packed with positive energy, always brings a smile.



And the tune ends up being quite catchy, if not the vocals !!

Cheers,
Slug

My family Christmas meal was like this

That was hilarious.

The dog stealing silverware...

Cheers,
Slug

I wouldn't call it hilarious, but definitely fun.

Funny cute puppy

Yeah,something is cute but it's not the puppy.

Yup. I need a cold shower now.

WTF

It's a few spiders. No worries.

Tosser...

un-bearably cute

Cute? There's a reason no-one is helping them cross the road, although never put it past the average stupid person to give it a go.

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

Not YouTube, but funny...
LINK

Not hilarious but I did get some “funny” feelings “down there” while I watched this.

Just to finally get rid of this drivel, here's what the SimHq I knew always respected and talked about, especially combat heroes.

there were times when our dead mates or relatives were with us in the trenches for days or weeks! You couldn't haul them out with out getting shot!

Think about that the next time some pansy whines about being "triggered".



Would have loved to have bought him a beer or ten.

Falling out of love. Should I laugh? Non-life threatening injuries so yes,I'll laugh.

Cheers,
Slug

I am waiting for NFB to post a video of himself.

The narration here is simply comedy gold. This comment got my extra attention:

“The lips…well they’re made for other things besides eating and playing the flute”.

That has to be the greatest use of innuendo ever!

[quote=PanzerMeyer]

“The lips…well they’re made for other things besides eating and playing the flute”.

/thread

My new favorite singer!

I’ll have one



Cheers,
Slug

That ending was just brilliant

To duplicate the post that started this thread, I give you



Did he not know the tech on a Tesla when he decide to buy one?

We don't have to worry about something like Skynet. These robots don't look very intelligent.

Seriously, I hope I have half the energy that Bill has when I'm 90. His comedic timing is awesome.

Today youtubes suggested I watch this, and I laughed. A lot.

Give your Dad a stroke

Fans of Kingdom Come: Deliverance might get a kick out of this:

Ok so this video is not hilarious in a direct way but I WOULD find it hilarious if Soviet censors at the time didn't get the innuendo here.

HILARIOUS the other crocs just watched their friend Johnny getting eaten.

I honestly laughed so much while watching this that my eyes were watery. This is truly epic funny stuff:

Did you see the 2nd part



From those YT suggested these great ones

I'll check those out today NFB!

In 100 Greatest OneLiners After The Kill at 03:28. Above The Law (1988), a skinny Steven Seagal. I need to see that movie. https://www.amazon.com/Above-Law-Steven-Seagal/dp/B001AMJVGG

You can't go after the line and throw the ball

One of the funniest ending credit sequences for any movie:

I am far from an expert on the subject, but I think beyond the line of skrimmage you are still allowed to play backward passes.
Looks a bit like a Rugby game (no expert on that one either), except that in Rugby you are only allowed max. 4 backward passes before you have to kick the ball.

Last but not least, the toss at the 20secs mark was already borderline, and the fumble at the 1 minute mark would be considered a forward pass - by rugby rules

Not true.

You could have been a little bit more elaborate - totally wrong, or is there no limit on the number of backward passes, or what?

Edit: Looked it up, there seems to be no limit to [url=https://www.rookieroad.com/rugby/what-are-the-rules-for-passing-the-ball-in-rugby/]backward passes in Rugby[/url.]

For your consideration, the new Fall collection

One thing that always strikes me about those pretentious fashion shows is how many people actually dress like that on a daily basis?

Was thinking f putting this in the documentary thread -but it probably fits here better.

WARNING- Aussie language/humour :cuss2

:

He has some good videos on the Bismark and Enterprise as well. Humorous and educational.

Kim Kardashian and her sisters prolly the only folks who buy those fashion, maybe a few French

Nobody dresses like that. My guess is it's some kind of money laundering scheme. Same with art.

see if you can spot the collabs without reading the comments

Ducks and chickens don't just eat worms and insects?

https://www.tiktok.com/@luckiest_duckfarm/video/7148459011229093163

https://www.tiktok.com/@luckiest_duckfarm/video/7149203315572706603

Maybe not the best example, but this Philomena Cunk character is hilarious

I never seen this type of slide.

I have nothing appropriate to say

Some sci-fi comedy for us nerds.

I'm old school BattleStar.

I never bought into the new series, I thought it was cheap and uninteresting. I prefer my Cylons to be shiny with red lights for eyes.

By Your leave.

To each their own of course. It's also really not fair to compare the two series to each other since they were targeted at very different audiences. The original BSG was mainly targeted at kids and teens while the reimagined BSG was targeted exclusively at adults.

LOL!!! Great video!
...although I'm with Chucky regarding the series.
The new one reminded me of 'The Bold and the Beautiful' in terms of production style. Sci-Fi shouldn't have kissing in it.

I was an adult when the new series came out (although I may not have always acted like one)

LOL

Here's another video which I first noticed a couple of years ago. I've always known that John Lennon had a rather acerbic sense of humor and it really shows here when he's talking to Dusty Springfield.

The commentary here is simply pure gold.

Gotta love the hairdressers smoking while they're at work. It certainly was a different era.

This is why I'm happy whenever I hear voter turnout is low...

English commercial use James Bond to sell English fizzy pop drink.

John Cleese has done a lot of commercials over his career.

Yup. One of his earliest I remember was for Sony's C6 Betamax video recorder(If I remember correctly) where he had a cat to demonstrate how easy it was to use.

Yes, I bought one and it was horribly expensive. This was around 1980-81.

I distinctly remember seeing magazine ads for IBM PC's back in the 1980's where the retail price was $6,000 or more., Most consumer electronics during that era was expensive.

A few days ago I was looking for a better chuck for my lathe and ended up going down a "Chuck Yeagers Air Combat" rabbit hole for about 15 minutes and ran across this PDF issue of Computer Gaming World from 1991, browse through and look at the ads for games / PC's and their prices:

https://www.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/issues/cgw_85.pdf

Thank you for sharing this link. I just browsed through the entire PDF and it was a great trip down memory lane for me!

Page 86, lower left corner. Ad for 386 PC, 33Mhz, 4mb ram, 104mb hd, VGA graphic card with 512k ram, Super VGA monitor, keyboard/mouse.... only $2399.00 or equivalent of $5000 today

Heh, 5k now will get you a really nice top shelf Alienware gaming PC.

Dat truth!

We have reservations for 26.

- But there are only 13 of you...

Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side of the table!

Kinda reminds me of this classic

today that cowboy be in jail for child abuse and child endanrgement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQVtLxXGxwE

This is really great!

if YT block you, use this

https://rumble.com/v1zplvn-star-wars-clip-i-love-landspeeder.html

Why grandma has a gun? https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/grandma-pulls-gun-on-food-thief/465339910866128/

It did not work.. She didn't SAW that coming.

Working in IT and having to support these types of conferences I can definitely relate to this video:

Hehehe... Corporate reality. Fortunately, I don't encounter all of those in a single meeting.

Princess Leia is a Disney Princess.HEART the ending.

Yesterday! The coach will be throwing that play out.

She will unlive any boy who ever do her wrong. LMAO!!!!

We need to get rid of Daylight Savings Time already. The original intent of the change is no longer relevant.

Has bad words.

I learn new facts about Star Trek.

I remember this one. It came out like 10 years ago or maybe even further back.

[video:youtube]https://youtube.com/shorts/RZi1LvAzaOg?[/video]

Sadly, I worked with some guys where this would be accurate.

Arnold Schwarzenegger narrates National Geographic

I saw news yesterday large number of folks are moving to Florida,

with the many videos on the net of snakes and crocs entering homes and cars in Florida, those folks musta love snakes and crocs



^^^ https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/12-foot-alligator-found-in-newly-built-florida-home/

snakes in cars

https://www.google.com/search?q=florida+snake+car&tbm=vid



snakes in homes

https://www.google.com/search?q=snakes+in+homes+flrodia&tbm=vid

That's not news. That's been happening since the 1990's.

Have you ever heard this joke?


Why did God create Florida?

So New Yorkers would have a place to live when they get fed up with living in NYC.

FR? They don't go to NJ when they are fed up with NYC?

Maybe a small number do but FL also gets a ton of people from NJ as well.

And that's just domestic migration. There's also the foreign immigrants that FL gets from Latin America.

I think this is hilarious. The rich with too much money.



It's a real home and it's for sale https://www.kingslandingny.com/

"Too much money" is a relative notion.

While Florida is a well-known retirement destination, I was surprised at the industrial scale. There was a news article on TV here about retirement villages encroaching onto other peoples land, so had a look on Google maps. You need to get through a rudimentary security barrier to get in to these things but they are supposed to be public roads, then there are many square miles of housing, all with immaculate lawns but very little signs of life.
What do these people do? If it's anything JG Ballard's take on gated communities, it's not going to end well.

Sorry, I don't have a hilarious video to share.

Since we are talking about retirement communities my educated guess is that the vast majority of the residents are indoors so they can be spared the intense Summer heat and humidity!

Even here in England, I was deluged with enticing offers and deals on Florida retirement homes when I reached retirement age (good grief) ten years ago. Can't imagine anything worse my judgment having been somewhat clouded by YT video viewing. If an armadillo hole doesn't cause one break your leg, shot iguanas falling on one's bonce will. Then there is the pythons and 'gators, and slightly miffed manatees of course.

And even then, FL has got nothing when compared to Australia.

That driver was definitely not watching the road.

He/She probably had their face stuffed into their smartphone at the time.

Nerd S*x Chat Line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTs6FYgT_MU

Every boss need to watch this. Pay your workers!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3CF98g0rik

Like a gaggle of chickens with no plumage

(First 9 seconds is black screen)

https://youtu.be/V3kE0rvAJhM

2nd time I see that blonde girl, she was pretty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dp42n3DXxA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxiZWVmXSNg

might offend some- its real history

used to be one fairly near me, now lady lane. Slutshole lane still exists- but the signs are no longer extant

^^^ That dude in the video likes to say that street G name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lEs4oi-4ps

Just celebrating a facet of our quirky English history.
As was mentioned, my nearest City, Worcester, had such a street where the bawds and Stews plied their lewd and licentious trade. The name was changed when the Royalsits were defeated there in the final battle of our Civil Wars in September 1651. Along with all 'graven images' in churches and the Cathedral defaced or destroyed. Bad King John has his tomb in the crypt of Worcester Cathedral and Cromwell's troop knocked his nose off, an indignity suffered by many such tomb effigies, when they utilised the building, already 400 years old by that time as a stable.

As to other nearby names to snigger at; we have Minge Lane, (perhaps unknown in US colloquialism) Dog Butt Lane, and I live adjacent to Piddle Brook, aptly name as much sheep and cattle urine flows into it.

I had no clue what "minge" meant until I heard someone say that word on a TV series called "Turn". I looked it up online and was instantly embarrassed.

Me happy Me don't fly

Snakes on a plane or Panties on a plane? Which one more preferable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_9LthKxirg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4nn85KLtDo

I haven't laughed and cried so hard in a long time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kpeGVzJlE

Lol Mr B. I didn't think I'd be watching some guy over-volt kids toys when I woke up this morning

Neither did I last night.

That guy has a really hilarious channel.

Trump and Hillary duet ? https://youtube.com/shorts/g9sKRp3ccbM?feature=share

Hilarious Bad Lip Reading

Star Wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8Z0UOXVaY

Empire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkiI2vM2lfA

Jedi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge4_stUpqs

I know this ain't real , it's by The Daily Show

Swiss guns

https://youtu.be/KjlT4BME2aE

This is neato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdpKBP8NsJg

Seems sales meetings are about the same everywhere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcScI9O4b8E
Also, language warning.

NO WAY!

One of the real male dogs gonna think he is a female dog .... LOL !!

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/bloke-who-spent-125k-dog-30581303

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4UhxfTwVk

"A Japanese man who likes to pretend to be a dog has taken his odd behaviour a step further as he went out for a walk in public – sniffing other dogs along the way as well as rolling around on his back"


Odd is a massive understatement.

If you Google "odd" and "Japanese" you'll be in for a wild ride. And you won't be the same person at the end of it

My eldest daughter, (head of Training and Support for a Greyhound and Lurcher charity here) was attending a seminar at the Battersea Dogs' Home in London, where she had to give a presentation on observing greeting behaviour between dogs being introduced to a prospective re-homing with a resident dog.
The media projector failed, so she grabbed a colleague and improvised the talk through the 'medium of interpretive dance' as she described it. I heard that this was so hilarious that it lifted the jaded mood of the attendees after a long week!

Not exactly hilarious, but interesting for anyone planning a sailing trip:


Group of orcas attack and sink vessels off Iberian Peninsula (same video, in case embedding doesn't work)
A bit strange that throughout most of the video they speak about orcas, but at the screen at the end they call them killer whales, despite seconds earlier stating that there has nobody been harmed... :ahoy

This was actually an article featured on the Wikipedia start page today: Iberian orca attacks
I am sure they just want to play a little...

... just like cats play with a mouse they caught?!?!

And while browsing about, this one takes a different twist: Killer whales of Eden, New South Wales

Some very well made funny Star Wars videos here https://www.youtube.com/@EpicallyCasual/search?query=star%20wars

RIP Chris Farley.... one of the best.
https://youtu.be/VY14zcUM9SI

He was one of my favorite SNL cast members way back when I watched the show regularly when I was in high school and college. Not only was his premature passing sad but the way he died was even worse.

Yes, absolutely. Very John Belushi like.

Finally, religions unite...... (put sound on)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuaFmA6g-Rq/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

The camel was a nice touch.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/apk-ITIA2JE

Happy Birthday Wango!

Thanks Chucky. 56, inching closer to 60.

60 is the new 50 or so I've heard.

You were lied to

I don't feel a day over 35

I need to smoke or drink whatever it is you are smoking or drinking!

Maybe 21 years of sobriety has helped.

Yeah, definitely. I've never smoked and i'm a light social drinker but my energy level is definitely not what it was when I was 35.

How to lose in court in 26 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaT3TfOP74k

My sisters found this. This is so inappropriate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H18B5pyBuAo

Someone spent time and money to make that!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426413/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy%27s_Dad_Is_a_Fudge-Packer!

National Geographic predator and prey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztNmWy8MgRI

made me remember this

Maybe not hilarious, but definitely silly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_iDfoy1v5g
Subtitles should be turned on

Not sure what it has to do with cup noodles though.

I mean, I know about the Boshin War quite a bit but I think I would probably have to be a native Japanese speaker to understand the connection it has with cup noodles!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwmGhiUITS2/?igshid=MmU2YjMzNjRlOQ==

we all know there are not fat mermaids.

Welcome to circa 2006.

Iceman later years

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk75ps

When a giant opossum got unexpectedly loose inside a Brooklyn bar, one fearless woman sprang right into action by hoisting the critter by its fur and carrying it back outside bare-handed.

According to onlookers, the woman, later identified as Sara Fulton, approached the opossum ‘without flinching’ and even said, ‘Hold my phone, I’m from Alaska."

That woman took a big risk because wild opossums can be rabies carriers.

Is rabies transmitted through bites only or can you also get it just from touch?

Almost always via bites but if you pick up an opossum by the fur like she did you are risking being bitten by a pissed off animal.

That opossum's big mouth was wide open with them big teeth.

You got to pick him up by the back of his neck. I'm pretty sure an Alaska girl would know that

Weren't we discussing rabies. Now 7 million Americans might get it because of one kitten.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12793199/Nebraska-kitten-rabies-infection-prevention.html

Did this Bud light "swear jar" commercial play on TV with all the beep out words

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vtw2i4rw0Gs

Who p in his breakfast cereal?

John Crist, comedian.

Especially for NFB, a new Mitsi Studio YT video.
WARNING! Contains steamy sex scenes (the absurdity of which made me laugh so much I thought I was about to expire!)

Hey BD. Good find! Thank you.

Not hilarious but it is amazing how it opened that clam.

But Liam was born in Northern Ireland so doesn't that make him British?

Let's not question Llam's nationality. He can kick all our butts!

If you want to check out something great from Liam's VERY early acting career, watch "Excalibur".

Helen Mirren as Morgana was none too shabby in that flick either. She was 36 at the time the movie was released.
Liam and Helen also dated for about 4 years after they met making that film.


Wheels

I was awestruck when i saw some photos of her from the late 60's. She was a total knockout.

This video is not hilarious, it's scary. I did not want to start a new post for it. Africa is a scary place I wouldn't want to travel to.

How is it possible to be so tiny?



She's very talented. Sings exactly like the other singers.

Genetics.

I don't understand what are corn plasters and why it's funny ? Maybe it's because I'm a yank and our American comedy is not sophisticated like British's??

It made me laugh.

For a second I thought the guy in the trenchcoat was Phil Collins.

I'll admit this had me scratching my head.

Well that is because it is a 'strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public.'
And you Sir, are an American type chappie.

No it's not.

That's a contradiction, not an argument!