What will be your famous last words?

I didn't know these famous people said all these words before dying.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/58534/64-people-and-their-famous-last-words

"I told you I was sick"

Last word!! F*ck

Marc..

"So ok I want to respawn as a trust fund baby".

I want to come back as my dog

"I've 'ad worse"

Is actually a codicil in my will to go on my marker.

Save me some cake at my wake.

I do.

"That's nothing - watch this!!"

Mach .99

'Do not disturb'

Pancho Villa: "Tell them I said something."

I've always been struck by Stonewall Jackson's last reported last words:

'Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.'

Peace at last!

"Of course I know what I'm doing."

"There are two genders"

My luck, "What truck?"

Just always remember: "A wet bird never flies at night!"

"Wasn't that your Father?"

F*ck me ? no, you go F*ck yourse---gasp..

HAHAHA. Your post reminded me of Deadpool, KRT_Bong. Particularly the scene when Colossus arrives on the overpass and Deadpool...well, and Deadpool says, "Dad?"

"Tis a far better thing I do than I have ever done; A far better...butt-kicking I give than I have ever butt-kicked!"

(Extra points for those who know where this quote came from)

It is what it is. Adiós MFs!

S!Blade<><

"So long and thanks for all the fish"

It's about friggin' time!

That wallpaper is atrocious and one of us has got to go?

Keep the right wing very strong?

"It wasn't me, I swear. I was somewhere else and I have witnesses!"

I am not your real father.

Something just happened in my chest.

Wait! I have to feed the dogs.

Oops

"I'm no electrician...but I'll give it a try"

"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."

I hope to be able to say the same thing Octavian (Augustus) said right before he died.

“Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.”

"What's the worst that could happen?"

Alternatively:
"It's not like it's going to kill me."

And on my tombstone:
"OK, so I was wrong. So kill me.
Too late"

Assuming I go first and hopefully at a ripe old age, it'll be something romantic like some of the quotes on OP's link.

But if I'm jacked on morphine, who knows. Probably something inappropriate like, "How about one last good squeeze. You know, a little something for the road."