Cardiologist's funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.

At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

Where do you find all those?

Hilarious stuff Bill.

I can see me mowing my way down a grassy ramp hitting my ash urn full tilt...

Good one Bill ... while reading the last two lines it was a good thing i wasn't sipping coffee

Another weiner bill