Say WHAT?!?!?

Watching the local midday news. Going into a commercial, the anchor delivers this teaser (and this is a REAL teaser):
"The benefits of breastfeeding are well documented. Up next, how it can help children well into their teenage years."

This is why it's important to have more than one person proofread the copy.

On the other hand, it gives a whole new meaning to "bringing your lunch to school".

Well, it is instantly clear to me they would mean development wise, positive effects last into the teenage years, from prior breast-feeding.

However, this does mean you have a twisted mind and I can easily see you pointing out to somebody that they should be helping their Uncle, Jack, off his horse. And naturally this means I'm inclined to like you due to an instinctual preference for the slightly subversive.