Random Thoughts

Before you tell someone to walk a mile in your shoes remember that you'll have to walk a mile barefoot to get them back.

not if its half a mile away, turn around, come back again, or a mile in a small circle around you, or if you have a car and go alongside them ... no ones ever said it had to be a mile going away from you in a straight line

My random thought of the day: How many tabloids would go out of business if the British royal family no longer existed?

When they say “next exit” don’t they really mean “this exit” ? Next exit would mean the one after this one. Unless you are not near anywhere near the exit; then the next exit would be correct.

Mine is, are there any words that rhyme with the word orange ?

The reason the rice krispies stuck to the edge of the bowl dry out first is because they are closer to the sun.

Not quite, but sorta...

orange lozenge

Sounds nice, but hard to say quickly.

How does an Amish girl know if it is a romantic candle lit dinner, or just regular dinner?

The Amish don’t do “romance”.

I saw a sign that said "Put litter in it's place," so I threw my cigarette butt on the ground. Otherwise it wouldn't be litter.

Meh. He's not wearing his. You walk barefoot. I'll put on the empty shoes.

But a profound thought is "No matter where you go, there you are".

and "if you ain't where you are you're nowhere".

The snake's forked tongue enables it to taste in stereo.

The oldest living person was born among a completely different set of humans worldwide.

An original of mine:

How you doing?

Been better, been worse, after all there's only one best and worst day of your life...

Decided I'm not going to my doctor anymore.
I found out the mortality rate for his patients is 100%.

Occasional tables.

What are they the rest of the time?

Why does a woman have to keep getting "permanents" applied to her hair?

My favorite from someone else. "Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?"