Posted By: letterboy1
1 day before a dentist appointment - 10/09/18 09:50 PM
One day before a dentist appointment - did you ever brush your teeth extra careful thinking that it would make up for a year of bad habits? Well, it's one week before a colonoscopy and I'm wondering what I can "brush" so everything looks good for my ultimate "selfie." Well, I'm at a loss. I'm not even going to ask for tips. As much as I admire the folks here at SimHQ, I think that if I've got polyps up in there, there is no hack that any of you can recommend at this point. All I've got left is lame jokes. Maybe on the day of the procedure, I will mystically wave my hand at the medical professionals and conjure my best Alec Guinness and say, "These are not the "rrhoids" you're looking for." Hopefully, they will be Star Wars fans.