Posted By: Bill_Grant
I am very helpful.... - 01/08/18 07:53 PM
I saw a poster on a street sign today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?”
So I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.
Posted By: Bill_Grant
Re: I am very helpful.... - 01/08/18 07:55 PM
I just like to sleep naked. The bus driver could have been a bit more understanding.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Re: I am very helpful.... - 01/08/18 08:02 PM
Don't quit your day job Bill!
Posted By: Bill_Grant
Re: I am very helpful.... - 01/08/18 08:31 PM
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window.
After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
Posted By: Raw Kryptonite
Re: I am very helpful.... - 01/08/18 10:11 PM
LOL
Happy Monday! Needed that.
Posted By: FourSpeed
Re: I am very helpful.... - 01/08/18 11:42 PM
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window.
After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
Totally didn't see that one coming... hilarious! Thanks for the belly-laugh.
Cheers,
4 <S!>
