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Creepy things you should never say to a girl.

Posted By: TerribleTwo

Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 11:35 AM

Bill Grant's thread got me thinking, so I'll start...


"Hey, I like your hair... Can I have some?"
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 11:40 AM

"Is your hair chemically treated?"




Sorry, I couldn't resist making yet another X-Files reference.



Posted By: Pugio

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 12:08 PM

You remind me of my mom
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 12:10 PM

Are them thare yor real teef?
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 12:18 PM

“I’m majoring in Political Science but I have a job already lined up for me at Starbucks”.
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 01:04 PM

Why are you using the men's bathroom?
Posted By: Mr_Blastman

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 01:25 PM

I like how you lean over to turn the light out every night.

-or-

My doctor says my prostate needs attention. Care to help?
Posted By: bones

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 02:19 PM

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

v6,
boNes
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 02:19 PM

"Love your flexibility but that kinda weirds me out."

"They're sniffing around a lot and seem to know exactly where we were."
Posted By: Raw Kryptonite

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 03:16 PM

"Would you help me get this couch in my van? I've got a broken arm."

"You're so small, I bet you would fit in my freezer."

"You're kind of ugly, I like that."
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 03:33 PM

Someone has been watching Silence of the Lambs!
Posted By: Chef

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 03:44 PM

"The holly bush beneath your window is awfully prickly".
Posted By: TerribleTwo

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:16 PM

I wonder if you kiss as well as your mother.
Posted By: Bill_Grant

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:30 PM

Did you get dressed in the dark again?

Don't you have a full length mirror in your room?

Wow. I am amazed at how that makes you look like you gained 15 lbs...

(Sorry! I have been overhearing my Wife talk to her BFF lately about what they would like to say...)


Aren't you cute?! Want some candy? Reach into my pocket and get some!

Can you help me find my puppy?? He ran over there into that dark area around back...
Posted By: DM

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:32 PM

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
Posted By: Bill_Grant

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:34 PM

Hahaha, y'all are making me laugh!

This is creepy though. I feel like I am on a Hollywood Dating Forum....
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Bill_Grant


This is creepy though. I feel like I am on a Hollywood Dating Forum....


Just stay clear of Kevin Spacey and you'll be fine.
Posted By: LB4LB

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:46 PM

"Does this look infected ?"

"Do you like flight sims ?"
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by LB4LB
"

"Do you like flight sims ?"


LOL!! I've known of exactly TWO women in my lifetime who played flight sims and both of them used to be on SimHQ. smile
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 04:55 PM

Why did your bedroom light come on at 2:37 this morning?
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted by LB4LB
"

"Do you like flight sims ?"


LOL!! I've known of exactly TWO women in my lifetime who played flight sims and both of them used to be on SimHQ. smile


Cat and Panther?

Testing memory... Cat liked to play TAW while listening to DLR-era Van Halen, Panther played Falcon 4.
Posted By: Arthonon

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by F4UDash4
Why did your bedroom light come on at 2:37 this morning?

That's great smile

"Your eyes are amazing, I'd love to add them to my collection."
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by MarkG

Cat and Panther?

Testing memory... Cat liked to play TAW while listening to DLR-era Van Halen, Panther played Falcon 4.



Bingo! You are correct sir.
Posted By: DaBBQ

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 05:52 PM

I've practiced this with my mother.
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by DaBBQ
I've practiced this with my mother.



Shudder. eek2
Posted By: TerribleTwo

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 06:22 PM

"Wanna know what really turns me on? Your grandma"
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 06:32 PM

"If you will be my Drusilla, I will be your Caligula".
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 06:58 PM

Calling her by a sappy pet name, other than "Sweetie/Sweetheart" or "Babe/Baby" (I prefer the former, if any). But even then, only in private.

Being overtly affectionate in public, enough for people to be thinking, "You two should get a room." <- Not something you say but do.

Asking her, "Want to watch Steel Magnolias?"
Posted By: LB4LB

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 07:18 PM

"Do you have any money, I left my wallet at home ?"



Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by LB4LB
"Do you have any money, I left my wallet at home ?"


duh That actually happened to me on a very early dinner date (Ralph & Kacoo's, local seafood restaurant). I was 16, had started a job but didn't have my drivers license yet so I wasn't in the habit of always carrying my wallet (also before I had any credit or ATM card). The solution was to excuse myself to the restroom, make an emergency call to my mom to meet me in the parking lot in half an hour and give me some cash. At least a 20 min. drive, she was thrilled. I still get picked on about it today.
Posted By: bones

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 08:19 PM

"You know what would look good on you? Me!"

v6,
boNes
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/03/17 08:29 PM

"Just the tip." - Archer
Posted By: U-96

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 12:16 AM

Hey! Where's your dangly bits?
Posted By: Raw Kryptonite

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Someone has been watching Silence of the Lambs!


Was she a great big fat girl? Oh yeah...

thumbsup
Posted By: WolfDancer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 12:52 AM

"My mom says I make a good little lover. Will you be my friend?"

"Golly, I've never been with a real gurl before."
Posted By: TerribleTwo

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 01:07 AM

"You smell different when you're awake."

"I've been practicing for this moment for a long time."




BTW, creepy sayings make great pick up lines..... As long as you don't smile after you say them... Seriously, wait for the gal to laugh. If you smile first, then that's reeeeally creepy.
Posted By: Khai

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 01:45 AM

"I Do"
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted by MarkG

Cat and Panther?

Testing memory... Cat liked to play TAW while listening to DLR-era Van Halen, Panther played Falcon 4.



Bingo! You are correct sir.


How could we have forgotten Li'lJugs?! frown

Also, there was another, I remember seeing her pic once but can't remember her name.
Posted By: bones

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 02:31 PM

Ah, Cat. She and I teamed up and wrote those JF-18/LOMAC serials on SimHQ...never got to finishing that final episode, and that last cliffhanger was in was 2006...!

v6,
boNes
Posted By: BD-123

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 03:23 PM

'Hi ! I'm Harvey Weinstein'

'Actually, I'm a Conservative Member of Parliament'
(Don't know if the current 'Sexminster' scandal is reported elsewhere than UK)

British comedian Lenny Henry had a good line, not acceptable now though I warrant:

'Hey girl; you got some black in you'
'No'
'Would you like some?'
Posted By: WangoTango

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 03:48 PM

"My Mother has the same panties".
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 06:18 PM

eek2

Thread is getting weird. biggrin

"Is that the wet spot or did one of the dogs barf?"
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/04/17 06:36 PM

Hey girl, come over here and sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Posted By: letterboy1

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/06/17 02:50 PM

Do you come here often? I just did.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/06/17 02:53 PM

"I have a fancy underground bunker I'd like to show you."
Posted By: wheelsup_cavu

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/06/17 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
"I have a fancy underground bunker I'd like to show you."

zombie


Wheels

Posted By: Nixer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/06/17 10:13 PM

Are you a model?
Posted By: Dart

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/07/17 06:10 AM

"Isn't it a shame that nail salons just throw away all the trimmings?"
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/07/17 06:35 AM

Will you marry me?


wink
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/07/17 02:28 PM

Being that the last time I had to summon up the courage to approach and talk to a girl, Ronald Reagan was still in his first term as president, I'm sure *anything* I'd say today would come off as creepy. What a nightmare that would be.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/07/17 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by MarkG
Being that the last time I had to summon up the courage to approach and talk to a girl, Ronald Reagan was still in his first term as president, I'm sure *anything* I'd say today would come off as creepy. What a nightmare that would be.



Um yeah. "Would you like to go to the REO Speedwagon concert with me" wouldn't quite work now!
Posted By: LB4LB

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/07/17 03:46 PM

"Do you prefer the Saitek X-45 or X-52 "

"How much money do you make a year ?"
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/08/17 03:33 PM

"I fell asleep last night sniffing my finger."
Posted By: Master

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/08/17 08:50 PM

"That is a nice HOTAS you have there. Im a Thrustmaster man myself!"
Posted By: Haggart

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/08/17 09:51 PM

"on hot and sweaty days i think of you as a Popsicle"

" I know we just met but I have a real submarine at the docks and it will be the ride of your life!"
Posted By: Master

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/08/17 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Haggart
" I know we just met but I have a real submarine at the docks and it will be the ride of your life!"


That is even more creepy considering the recent news about the guy who decapitated a reporter he invited to his private submarine.
Posted By: Turbo

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/08/17 11:17 PM

"You must know karate... 'cause your body is kicking"
Posted By: Nixer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/08/17 11:50 PM

I hope you don't mind me scratching my crotch ...ALOT?
Posted By: Haggart

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 12:10 AM

That's not creepy ...that's just gross !
Posted By: cichlidfan

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by F4UDash4
Hey girl, come over here and sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.


Wow. Did you get that one from your father or your grandfather.
Posted By: Lieste

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 02:58 AM

"It rubs the lotion in it's skin"
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by cichlidfan
Originally Posted by F4UDash4
Hey girl, come over here and sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.


Wow. Did you get that one from your father or your grandfather.



1975. Said by an 8th grader with a full beard. True story.
Posted By: KraziKanuK

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 03:27 AM

You had a full beard in 1975?
Posted By: F4UDash4

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by KraziKanuK
You had a full beard in 1975?



No, a fellow 8th grader did however. And no he had not been held back any, he was 13 years old.
Posted By: TerribleTwo

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 01:01 PM

"I can't grow a full beard.... maybe you can help?"
Posted By: KraziKanuK

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by F4UDash4
Originally Posted by KraziKanuK
You had a full beard in 1975?



No, a fellow 8th grader did however. And no he had not been held back any, he was 13 years old.

We all believe you. winkngrin
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 01:28 PM

I distinctly remember seeing a couple of kids at my junior high school who had full beards and full chests of hair. It was bizarre! LOL
Posted By: MarkG

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 01:43 PM

"So, how's the landscaping?"

Or the old classic...

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Posted By: cichlidfan

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by F4UDash4
Originally Posted by cichlidfan
Originally Posted by F4UDash4
Hey girl, come over here and sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.


Wow. Did you get that one from your father or your grandfather.



1975. Said by an 8th grader with a full beard. True story.


OK, that I can believe. Btw, I went to high school with an Egyptian boy who had a full beard when he started his freshman year, at 13. He was our 'go to' beer purchaser.
Posted By: Master

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/09/17 08:59 PM

My best friend had a full beard when he started junior high in 7th grade. He had it sooner but 7th grade was the first year his dad allowed him to stop shaving lol.
Posted By: Haggart

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/10/17 05:37 AM

"Im a Senator, come and sit on my lap young lady"
Posted By: WolfDancer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/13/17 02:56 AM

“I once ate a man's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Do you like Italian?"
Posted By: marko1231123

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/13/17 12:58 PM


Lets have an open relationship.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/13/17 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by marko1231123

Lets have an open relationship.



I don't know. I would think a lot of women these days would go for that!
Posted By: TerribleTwo

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/13/17 02:11 PM

I wonder what your insides look like.
Posted By: marko1231123

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/13/17 07:53 PM

Something guaranteed to frighten them.
Are you putting on weight your ass looks huge in that dress. LoL
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. - 11/13/17 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by marko1231123
your ass looks huge in that dress. LoL



Women of certain demographics would take that as a compliment. smile
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