Oh there are lots of tales working for them
Not all of them worked out like that, I arrived in London at 06:30 nipped into a local office and had a shower, change of clothes and drove off into Hackney to the townhall there, we had won the contract to install the CCTV across all of Hackney and this day was the big switch on. I was parked outside the town hall and got hit by a double deck bus that swung too close to the pavement, bent the door frame and ripped off the mirror.
Like having an exhibition in the big hall of a brewery near Newcastle ... and nobody showed up. Talk about not being able to organise a piss up in a brewery
They didn't live that down for a while.
Or setting up a exhibition at the same hotel complex as a competitor and getting all his customers
The competitor was not a happy bunny and complained to the MD about it, I was given a talking to about it, and then I got a Great Job, well done from him.
Or giving a talk to a military base on how lax their security was and putting the wind up the officers so bad that they were checking under their cars when it was time to leave.
Yep we had some fun times.
It was only after Tyco International started meddling in the way the company was run that it became less fun. I left them and went to a security equipment manufacturing company to advise on prestige projects.