Most Intersting SIMHQ Member.....

"I don't normally _________, but when I do, it's ____________"


Here, I will start...


I don't normally eat vegetarian food, but when I do, it's with a side of meat.

LOL Bill.


I don't normally seem sarcastic but when I do, it's always with a smile and a wink.

I don't normally put that in there, but when I do, it's because you're my favorite.

I don't normally sleep alone, but when I do, I sleep.

I don't normally know what I'm doing but when I do someone here helped me

I don't normally respond to threads like this, but when I do, I try to include some irony.

I don't normally procrastinate but when I do ---------------------. LoL

I don't normally give a damn, but when I do, it's half-hearted at best.



The Jedi Master

I don't normally post, but when I do, it quickly scrolls or gets deleted by ForSquirrels.

I don't normally fight 8 year old girls, but when I do they punch me in the stomach and take my ice cream. (Sorry, still mad about last week)

I don't normally get angry at a person but when I do, they move to Wyoming in the next few hours..

I don't normally go to church, but when I do ARGGHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNSSSSS!!!!!

I don't normally drink too much butt wen I do I geten kindna tstuipid .

I don't normally get anything wrong, but when I do it's someone else's fault.

I don't normally take the bus home, but when I do, it's because I forgot I drove to work.

I don't normally respond to silly threads, but when I do it's to increase my post count.

iam the most interesting and weird

I seldom drink alcohol when flying, but when I do I drink Glenfiddich.

I don't normally rub the lotion on my skin, but when I do, it's because I don't want the hose again.

I don't normally wear underwear, but when I do it's usually pretty outrageous.

I don't normally vote democrat, but when I do it's because I'm dead.

I don't usually be elected for POTUS but when I do, it's because my mom voted for the other party.

I don't usually lie, but when I do, "you have the most beautiful eyes of any chat".

I don't normally ask someone to hold my beer, but when I do they have to tell me what happened next.

I don't normally talk about fight club, but when I do, I DON'T NORMALLY TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

I don't normally peek at responses from people I have on Ignore, but when I do I usually regret it.

I don't nomally like company but when I do mostly it will be with something not human.

"I don't normally lose stuff,
but when I do, it's usually the Nargals"

I don't normally wear my retainer at night, but when I do I try to choose the correct one or else it hurts.

I'm not normally online, but when I am I use the internet.



The Jedi Master

I don't normally use drones, but when I do I control them with my mind

I don't normally shoot full auto, sound suppressed firearms, but when I do they are oldgrognard's.

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Comment: Response to simhq.com community forum post "Most Intersting SIMHQ Member..... "
Author: K6_Scorpion
Create Date: 11/03/2016
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declare @ActResponse varchar(250)
declare @BecauseResponse varchar(250)

select @ActResponse = 'use a SQL statement in response to a SIMHQ forum post'
select @BecauseResponse = 'because I couldn''t sleep and I was feeling a little goofy'

select 'I don''t normally ' + @ActResponse + ', but when I do, it''s ' + @BecauseResponse Result



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Result
I don't normally use a SQL statement in response to a SIMHQ forum post, but when I do, it's because I couldn't sleep and I was feeling a little goofy

I don't normally fart but when I do, it clears the entire floor.

I don't normally go shopping, but when I do it's because my wife forced me to.

Just tell her to buy everything online.

I don't normally visit the PWEC forum, but when I do my blood pressure goes up and I have to get out the brain bleach.

And give her the credit card number and code in the process?? NO WAY!!!

Or some Tanquerray

I don't normally post here, but when I do it was a waste of time.

"I don't normally smoke cigars, but when I do, it's one of those "its a boy/girl" cigars I find left lying in a drawer"

"I don't normally smoke cigars but when I do it's only when I'm feeling really pretentious and I have some brandy laying around".

"I don't normally argue with my wife...but when I do, I'm sleeping on the couch"

"I don't normally argue in PWEC on SIMHQ...oh wait, yes I do!"

LOL

I don't normally run my fingers through a girl's hair that I don't know, but when I do, I usually take some.