Four word horror stories.

Team building away day.

Rail Replacement Bus Service.

Tell us about yourself.

We're out of milk.

Someone's at the door.

Silence the Fire Alarm.

Stuck in the Elevator.

Time to go Mow.

Government here to help

May hurt a bit

We've outgrown this car.

I fly out tomorrow.

I don't care anymore.

Mom is never leaving.

The test was positive.

Here, hold my beer

Oh no! No tissue!

Ex-wife in town.

Bend over and relax.

Who packed my parachute?

Bacon has been outlawed.

I swallowed my tooth.

The sky is falling.

Cute Bob, real cute.
See anything you like?

Something's slurping, something's burping

Look, We're being flanked
Captain here, we'll crash.
Hello, call me Zodiac.
Zombies many, ammo low
Seconds to live, man.
Dan, WHAT IS THIS!?!

Just push the button.

Rhythm Method birth control.

Donut sized spare tire.

What is licking me?

2016 presidential election candidates

Here hold my beer.

We'll run more tests.

The results are inconclusive.

Free thirty day trial.

Can I drive, Dad ?

Time ended, I survived

We are not human

Inhale water fall asleep

Darling, I am pregnant.

And it's not yours.

It wasn't a fart.

Cheque's in the post.

Cut the red wire.

In relation to horror movie tropes...

Yes, let's have sex
The cellar looks interesting
Oops, I dropped the torch
Meet your family? Cool.

We need to talk.

Look Mom, no hands

Free no risk offer!

You'd better sit down.

I can fix it.

Does this look infected ?

It was on sale.

Another round of Yeager.

I will test Beta.

I like these shoes
Where's your credit card

(I'm married)

We need a SMHQ Hiku thread.

Not covered by warranty

Taxes will be increased

Michael Myers has escaped

Clowns staring at you

We Found Your Emails

Are those your condoms?

Whose lipstick is that?

Where have you been?

Yes! I'll marry you!

Send in the clowns!

I've heard he's a nice guy. He was a pretty good pilot too.

Hi I'm Kurt Plummer

Donald Trump is nominated
Donald Trump wins Election

Hillary Clinton is nominated
Hillary Clinton wins Election

Obama, four more years.

The beer is flat.

Cat 5 approaching coast.

I've done this before!
Its not that heavy!
Its not that old!
Yes, ** did it (** = insert name of totally incompetent idiot)
We've had a look ...
Just needs digging over!
Can ya fix this?
Only needs a repaint!

Do me a favor?

v6,
boNes

I made ******** appointments. (Doctor, Dentist, Dermatologist, etc.)
The tooth needs extraction.
I should remove that.

We just study together.
He's a football player.
I'll be home late.
...
...
...
We need to talk. - Sunchaser

"It's me, not you".

Just write four words.




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Taco Bell toilet time.

Here, pull my finger.

No more toilet paper.

License and registration please.

That's not a pillow.

It will buff out.

You are so predictable.

An Uwe Boll Production

"The rabbit done died"

"The dreaded annual check-up"

"Psycho murders dumb teenagers" (Ok, that's just "entertainment")

"Strange kids demand candy"

"Year end performance review"

"The car doesn't start"

"Cardinals attempt playing football"

"Firemen park out front"

"No whisky in cupboard"

"Ok, I'm done now"


Cheers,
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"The last man on earth sits in his room.
There is a knock on the door."

-shortest sf/mystery story from many many years ago.

For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.

Six word story attributed to Ernest Hemingway:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn

"2 Minutes to Midnight"

Sex and the City. (worst gift box set ever <punches own arm>)

From another thread:

"Another movie franchise rebooted"

Get up early tomorrow.

Run faster, he's closing!

Brakes? Car repair tomorrow.

Flying car, lake approaching.

No fuel, low altitude.

Every man for himself.

Pull pin, throw grenade.

No ammo - fix bayonets.

Shush. You'll be fine.

I bet you're tight.

Don't worry. It'll hold.

Reorganization. For synergy effects.

We changed the UI.

Re-elect Hillary in 2020

Move to PWEC, inevitable?

Looks like it. lol

For that???

Somebody need to run to their safe space.

Someone usually does, here

Where's my safe space.

That's a four word horror story.

It should be okay.

Kicked by a mule.

That cage is open.

Asylums to be emptied.

Surrounded by eleven clowns.

The mutagen is harmless
No-one lives there anymore
That ship is unsinkable
Snakes, for this plane
Only mother lives upstairs
Don't leave the path

Paul McCartney's solo career

LOL

Ringo Starr's solo career

I got laid off.

My wife left me.

Now I owe alimony.

She got the house.

She got the kids.

She got the car.

I started drinking heavily.

Died of alcohol poisoning.

Is this milk bad?

No need to backup.

It won't cost much.

My last one, promise.

Elevator Broken, Use Stairs.

I'm the new Intern.

Hey! What was that??

That is not important.

Didn't see that coming.

I didn't spend much.

You want it when?

Kale and Quinoa Dinner

Forced to eat McDonalds

It will go away.

Come along. It's time.

I can make it.

It's good as new.

Why read the instructions?

I've done this before.

Never seen that before.

There's no more coffee.

Justin Bieber's hits unplugged




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Open Bar At Wedding


Hey ya'll watch this

I assume you're referring to all of his post-Wings stuff? To each their own of course but I like a lot of his music since the 80's.

He's never had a good sounding voice but he did have a few good hit songs in the early 70's.

Split up and investigate

Stairs broken, use ladder.




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Rocky Mountain Oyster fight.

That must be Jim Kirk's favorite 4 letter phrase.

What's that funny noise?

Do you smell gas ?

Just tap the gauge.

She has some kids.

I am calling Comcast.