That's why I find it very convenient to dislike beer, period, as I never have to worry about whether I will drink a good or bad one as I think they all taste like battery acid.
The Jedi Master
How old were you when you tried beer? I assume you've only tried it once in your life.
No, I've tried it a few times, and as with everything that contains alcohol it tastes horrific. Wine, beer, hard liquor...whatever it is, it tastes no different from when I got rubbing alcohol on my fingers and accidentally rubbed my lips. Oh, champagne, which I had at my wedding, tastes only mildly offensive, like coffee or tea do. I can swallow it without spitting it out. Well...I can't actually swallow tea, either, I do have to spit that out.
To put it another way, it's like drinking vinegar to me, and I only like creamy salad dressings, the thin ones have too much vinegar for me to stomach either.
The Jedi Master