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90 reasons why I want a queen...

Posted By: Para_Bellum

90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 12:49 PM

...cause then we might get such a cool prince as Phillip:


90 reasons...


You might say a lot about monarchy but few things beat it in terms of sheer entertainment value.

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Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 12:55 PM

LMAO!!! He's just great in an absurdly non-PC sort of way. wink
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 01:04 PM

Oh man, this one is bad! LOL

79. "Reichskanzler." Prince Philip used Hitler's title to address German chancellor Helmut Kohl during a speech in Hanover in 1997.
Posted By: bisher

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 01:07 PM

'I just got my cowboys and indians mixed up' he he smile
Posted By: oldgrognard

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 01:13 PM

But you have to agree with :

15. "What do you gargle with – pebbles?" To Tom Jones, after the Royal Variety Performance, 1969. He added the following day: "It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs."
Posted By: theKhan

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 02:59 PM

Too much honesty and a little bit of old school biases? lol...
Posted By: bones

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 06:00 PM

He's like a British Dan Quayle!

HEre is how I prefer to see him and the Queen, though:





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Posted By: Tarnsman

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 06:42 PM

This is what happens when you have everyone kissing your butt for 60 years.
Posted By: Dick Dastardly

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 06:46 PM

Just make sure it's not a King in Queen's clothing. exitstageleft
Posted By: wheelsup_cavu

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 06:58 PM

68. "Ah, so this is feminist corner then." Joining a group of female Labour MPs, who were wearing name badges reading "Ms", at a Buckingham Palace drinks party in 2000.

I bet that one went over well. wacky


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Posted By: Falstar

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 07:00 PM

Must be the British version of "**** My Dad Says"
Posted By: wheelsup_cavu

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 07:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Falstar
Must be the British version of "**** My Dad Says"

I think the networks would go for it. thumbsup


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Posted By: Hankmc

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 08:38 PM

It's a good thing he has a job for life, apparently you don't need social skills or common courtesy to make millions being a prince.
Posted By: Cat

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/01/11 11:25 PM

"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

hahaha He's a national treasure! Hilarious! And probably no one else in the UK could get away with this stuff!

Miao, Cat
Posted By: Dozer

Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... - 06/02/11 12:29 AM

Tell you what. Why don't we swap. You (the USA) take custody of our royal family, and in exchange we get to create a written constitution, and have an elected head of state. Everybody wins!
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