Why can't I shoot the cows?

I tried shooting at a bunch of cows on a farm near my airfield but nothing happens...no matter how many times I hit them, they just keep standing there staring at me blankly.

I mean, it's great that there are 80 flyable airplane models and 500 air units and deep immersion and whatnot, but what I look for in a good air combat sim is the ability to shoot livestock from the sky. It's an unrealized childhood dream of mine.

That is indeed an essential part of the simulator which is definetely incomplete without. Pol! This is critical!

Holy cow!

Cows with guns comes to mind for this one.

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Why on earth do you want to shoot cows... go and pick on a few of the many aces in the game, oh, yes... they shoot back don't they!

He's just got some beef Troops. Let's not milk it any further.

You are a nasty criminal, go back shooting human (white males, obviously)

Come on, come on, there's nothing to see here.......

Mooo've along now, mooo've along.

Please don't shot my dear cows!!
No enemy-contact, no kill, but bullet-waste with cows-shooting.

@Pol, because of this pilot-behaviour we need the new feature of disciplinary proceedings, penalty transfer and court martial!
I will add this point in the wish-list now. That's important! It's time for more strictness and consequence in our squadron here!
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Greetings!

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These are some of the worst puns I've heifer herd, how cud you all! As to the original poster actually shooting cows, how dairy do such a thing. He was probably drinking, the holstein I'll bet, maybe even two.

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This sounds like the same type of sociopathic behavior that would inspire a certain moisture farmer on Tatooine to bullseye Beggars Canyon Wamp Rats in his T-16.

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Possibly, though I don't think those Wamp rats, as aggressive as they can be, put up the same sort of fight as an angry cow.

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Maybe he thought they were longhorns.

But such savagery, it angus me it really does.

Anyway, I'm off, it's friesian in here.

Get out Tross!

I'll get me coat

This thread is silly and udderly ridiculous!

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I was wondering when someone was going to make use of that Grade A pasteurized pun from the available bovine vo-cow-bulary.

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He just wants to shoot them since he must be "lactose intolerant".

So you want to take on the cows do you?

No, Trooper, I'm a COWard.

Perhaps they’re Ludendorff’s secret secret weapon, the A7VMu PanzerKuh?

@BB is right. Let's stop it.
So my last words to this topic:
I can understand the wish to simulate the war-intention of destroying the basic food supply from the other side. But that's not the important content in a WW1-flightsim; maybe trains and a convoy for supply, but not separate animals.

Greetings!

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Sooooo, you're saying you don't wish to ruminate on this any further then.

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Lou, how cud you?




(Better than my last one, but not by much)!

Gentlemen, I think we've been herbivore.

Admit it, you just want to shoot bull.
Yup, yup, I’m milking it.

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I wasn't lactose intolerant before this thread started, but I believe I'm getting there.

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Lou, that can mean only one thing: a lot of hot air.
Hmm, is a lot of hot air considered ‘one thing’?

Fullofit - Hot Air is homogenized, so yes it's one thing.

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Agree to disagree, Epower. Given all the hot air that's been coming in from the many different fronts around here, I'm going to say "no".

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I don't know about the cows, but I saw something engraved on one of those headstones you see flying over the Churches in WOFF.

'Humour'

R.I.P.

Stop it guys - you obviously have no consideration for 'udders'.

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It's not that we've no consideration, or that humor is dead either. It's simply that after so much exposure to it all here we've developed herd immunity.

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Epower, homogenized milk will give Lou gas as well, so don’t go there. Definitely R.I.P. material.

As in let 'er RIP?! or you as you sons of Canadia are wont to do, go out for a RIP?

In either case this thread must be put out to pasture.

So now you're telling me to "eat more chicken" !!!!!!!!!!!!

I was Udderly shocked by this thread and Deeply Moooooooo ed at the same time.

Epower, choose either. We Canadans aren't that picky.

Carrick, I thought you're going to say it's legendairy.

Well, on the bright side, I now know how to get y'all's attention...

Look at the bright side, you got your answer in the other post. You didn't in this one.

I'd be more interested in improving my ability to fly, fight and survive... I'd be worried about running into the Baron and his boys, not cows.

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Ooooooooh Trooper, I think you've offended them.



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If they were all red and 'Circus Cows' I'd be really worried!

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Given their markings they might be with Jasta 4, and if that's the case they would still be a formidable lot to face.

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or Jasta 5 possibly, Lou, as I'm pretty certain at least one of 'em is 'greentail'. Maybe they're fans of 'Fritz Rumey-nate'.

Rare color photos from WWI

Ha, I like them!

LMAO Jammer28, especially the last pic and also for a 5 page thread on why one cannot shoot the cows in WOFF.
PRICELESS!

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Jammet since you have gone that far...where are the skins for WOFF so we can see cows fly???

AlbrechtKaseltzer, i think this thread has gone teats up, but just remember, don't mess with the Jersey Bulls. They move quite quickly and are udderly impossible to out mooooooonuever plus they are known to arm themselves with Mad Cow road mines which they will lay along any open territory, including Aerodrome fields. Honestly I think their T&GM(trot & gallop model) is porked, but I have read many reports that the swine swear after careful observations that the T&GM is Spot on. From what I udderstand the Holsteins also agree comteatly and are mooooooooving to persuade the Devs not to make any revisions. I don't have any beef with the T&GM, it's the RPM(road pie model) which is completely nerfed, but honestly I think those Holsteins are full of,.................. wait for it,......... wait for it,........... Bull-$hit! IMHO someone at OBD(Old Brown Dung) should put their hoof down and lock this thread. Cud someone please put an end to this!

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You're not wrong Blade_Meister. Teattaily agree... OBD should be friesian this thread. We've all milked it long enough.

I heifer agree. Cow can this topic be six pages long? Any longer and the only thing we can do will be throw a BBQ.

Brilliant. Saving these for posterity.

I go away for a while and we end up with a barmy bovine pun-fest with our newfound man who wants to shoot cows! For Pete's sake, get him into the Barmy WOFFer's club! Get the booze and cricket bat! Hop to, now all of you!