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#4646943 - 05/21/24 12:30 PM The Old Pilot  
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An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronica’s, T-6's, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds..
so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women
When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

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#4646944 - 05/21/24 12:31 PM Re: The Old Pilot [Re: KRT_Bong]  
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HA! I didn't see that one coming. biggrin


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#4646954 - 05/21/24 04:32 PM Re: The Old Pilot [Re: KRT_Bong]  
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I suspended belief at "an old pilot in Starbucks".... wink


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#4646957 - 05/21/24 04:53 PM Re: The Old Pilot [Re: F4UDash4]  
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Originally Posted by F4UDash4
I suspended belief at "an old pilot in Starbucks".... wink



Good point. He'd be at Denny's or McDonalds.


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